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RE: Ruin A Wish - 4/30/2012 3:33:27 PM   
SoulAlloy


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I wish for my own dungeon

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 4/30/2012 8:45:30 PM   
hlen5


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Status: offline 		Granted! Unfortunately, it's in Syria.

I wish I didn't have to repair my roof.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 4/30/2012 8:54:43 PM   
TNDommeK


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Status: offline 		Granted, you now have a tarp instead of a messed up roof. (wait, did I just f*ck that up even more,lol)

I wish I had something sweet to snack on right now!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/1/2012 7:55:06 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: batshalom

This is an easy (and often exceedingly funny) game.

Each person answers the wish above in a creatively funny negative way, and then makes a wish for the next respondent to answer.

For example: I wish I didn't have to work tonight.
Answer: Ok, you don't have to work tonight. But you will have to work every other night for the rest of your life.

So, are you ready? Good! Let's play!

I wish I didn't have to get a tetanus shot.


I wish you didn't have a tetanus shot either because....in 6 months...you wouldn't be in a position to ask stupid questions.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/1/2012 8:02:51 PM   
Hillwilliam


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quote:

ORIGINAL: TNDommeK

Granted, you now have a tarp instead of a messed up roof. (wait, did I just f*ck that up even more,lol)

I wish I had something sweet to snack on right now!

Granted.

Unfortunately, it's lead based paint Chips (I've heard the taste is sweet).

I wish I could find a pretty, rich sub with no gag reflex whose Daddy owns a liquor store.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/2/2012 1:05:37 AM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		Granted - but it turns out she's a lush <hick> who out drinks you and drives her father's store into bankruptcy. She then runs off with the liquor salesman and her dad demands that you pay the debt, shotgun pointed at you.


I wish it wasn't 4 am and I was asleep.



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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/3/2012 11:57:28 AM   
SoulAlloy


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Status: offline 		Granted! It isn't 4am and you're fast asleep, your pets have run amock and buried all your clothes in the yard, managed to dial a speaking clock in Australia and swallowed the car keys...

I wish I had a TARDIS

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/3/2012 4:27:05 PM   
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These are delicious, I wish I had just one more taco.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/5/2012 8:47:50 AM   
MysticFireTopaz


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Status: offline 		You suddenly remember a taco stand someone told you about that is supposed to have the best tacos in town. You rush over there to get another taco and it is indeed delicious.....however, you suddenly become sicker than you have ever been in your life. You spend the rest of the night in the emergency room with a bad case of food poisoning.

I wish I already had new carpeting installed to replace the carpeting that was ruined when my water heater blew on Tuesday.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/6/2012 12:48:14 AM   
SoulAlloy


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Status: offline 		Granted! Your new carpet is in psychedelic colours and heavily patterned. Every visitor gets dizzy and throws up over it.

I wish for a damn good spanking :p

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/6/2012 1:21:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		The damn good spanking is given by the Devil and lasts forever - and you soon become de-sensitized, making the beating nothing more than an annoyance.

I wish that young man I met in the bar would have given me HIS telephone number.

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 5/6/2012 1:32:19 AM >

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/6/2012 1:30:44 AM   
DaNewAgeViking


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Status: offline 		Granted. Sad to say, he's an undercover Christian Evangelicist radical trying to expose you to the media and blackmail your boss into firing you, and he's psycho-straight. Won't even touch girls, much less guys.

I wish I was twenty years younger.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/6/2012 1:51:36 AM   
Dvr22999874


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Status: offline 		Granted, then you remember twenty years ago you were thrown in the slammer for interfering with little girls and guess who your cellmate was ???"Hi Bubba !!". you were later found innccoent but it changed your whole outlook on life and looking for the soap in the shower.

I wish I had remembered ther difference between circumsision and castration when I converted to judaism




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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/6/2012 1:59:21 AM   
DaNewAgeViking


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Status: offline 		Granted. Allah thought your conversion was a grand joke on the Hebrews, so He undid it. Unfortunately, He always sees the 'big picture', so now you pack 30 inches, and every time you get hard, you pass out from loss of circulation to the brain.

I wish - seriously - that I had responded to a femsub's listing that appeared briefly about ten years ago: she was magnificent, and I've wondered ever since what her name was.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/6/2012 2:10:08 AM   
Dvr22999874


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Status: offline 		Granted............there's 'Bubba' *LOL"

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/6/2012 2:32:41 AM   
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/6/2012 7:29:41 AM   
SoulDadTX


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DaNewAgeViking

Granted. Allah thought your conversion was a grand joke on the Hebrews, so He undid it. Unfortunately, He always sees the 'big picture', so now you pack 30 inches, and every time you get hard, you pass out from loss of circulation to the brain.

I wish - seriously - that I had responded to a femsub's listing that appeared briefly about ten years ago: she was magnificent, and I've wondered ever since what her name was.



Granted. You turn on the TV news and there she is in her manificence! Under arrest for poisoning a man she met on the internet and deluded into thinking she was submissive. She moved into his house, robbed him of all his possessions, drained his bank accounts, and then knocked him off. And yes, you do finally get to find out her name.

I wish I could retire right now with enough money to last the rest of my life.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/6/2012 10:07:15 AM   
LanceHughes


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Status: offline 		* poof * $4.83 appears in your debit account just before you swipe the card to pay for a StarBuck's for $4.83.  The robber (a caffine addict) shoots you. (Curiously, his name is Bubba and his wish was for unlimited sex with no worry about "room and board."  His wish was ruined by a conviction, providing him with, of course, room and board, and un-limited male-on-male sex.)

I wish I win the Lottery, use the winnings to buy a house, install a Leather-poly family of males only.  The family is to include "hot and cold running boys," as a friend once said.

< Message edited by LanceHughes -- 5/6/2012 10:11:11 AM >

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/6/2012 9:23:57 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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Status: offline 		Granted. You win the lottery, buy a magnificent house, and install the perfect leather-poly family of males only. You live there happily for a year. Then there is a mysterious "sinkhole collapse" that eats up the house and all occupants. Fortunately, you were out at that time, but everyone else got sucked into the earth. So now you are right back where you started from....

I wish I could find a male sub in the DFW area who is into metaphysics. I seem to meet a lot of men who are not sub who are into metaphysics, and a lot of sub men who are not.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/6/2012 9:33:27 PM   
LanceHughes


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Status: offline 		* poof * Such a sub telpathically realizes he is wanted, and presents himself.  You two click, but he is dysfunctional when it comes to casting spells.  You wake up one morning to find that you have been cast into the mid-1800s and in the middle of the Sahara.  The only way to stay alive is to become a slave girl for the cruel owner of an oasis.  As a complete irony, you find the harem is composed of ALL FemDoms that have been mis-cast by that same sub.

I wish that the sinkhole collapse reverses itself PERMANENTLY.

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