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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/9/2012 6:55:33 PM

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The numbers come up all right--but for some lottery in Europe, so the numbers do you absolutely no good.

I wish I had a nice slice of key lime pie with whipped cream right now.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/9/2012 6:56:43 PM

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Granted. You are so excited that you need some of your anti-aniety meds to calm down. You take the ticket into the bathroom with you and set it on the side of the sink. The cat has been excited by your excitement, leaps on the sink and slides into the toilet bowl <need we say "taking the ticket with him"?> As the cat scrambles out, he grabs the handle and..... good-bye fancy house with "hot and cold running boys."

I wish the cat were dead.

Granted. Almost imediately, your house is over-run by a strange bred of mice that likes to gnaw on leather, especially leather that smells of hot men and lube.

I wish the mice were dead.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/9/2012 7:00:15 PM

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The numbers come up all right--but for some lottery in Europe, so the numbers do you absolutely no good.

I wish I had a nice slice of key lime pie with whipped cream right now.

You cut the end on the pie with your fork and scream. Seems a related breed of mice eats only keylime pie until they sufficate.

I wish those mice had died before making it into the pie (Me LULZ the key lime pie.)

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/9/2012 7:03:23 PM

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GRANTED! All the weird mice are exterminated. Of course, the exterminator you hired is Bubba and he wants more than cash for his work!!!

I wish my work was not being assigned by Phil, the Prince of Heck ("Now this sequence of files. Now that sequence. Harder, faster, deeper." )

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/10/2012 4:06:11 PM

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Granted - Phil, the Prince of Heck has been promoted and your work is now assigned by Phil, the King of Heck.

I am about to go swimming in the pool. I wish I wasn't swimming alone.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/10/2012 5:59:53 PM

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Granted. You aren't swimming alone. A pack of about a half dozen dogs sees the refreshing pool and decides to jump in and join you. You learn that they don't smell so good when they're wet.

I wish the guy across the street wan't so nosy. I always feel like I'm under surveillance.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/10/2012 7:54:40 PM

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Granted - The guy across the street can no longer snoop on your because he was murdered. Unfortunately the police discovered this post of yours and now you are their number one suspect. They are the ones snooping through your private life now.

I once have an awesome slave, perhaps one of the most passionate, romantic and satisfying women I have ever known. She was a girly girl, gorgeous, an ex dancer a perfect fit for my extremely masculine demeanor. On top of that she was poly, bisexual and she loved girls as much as I do. It was a poly house and she truly loved her sisters. In fact, she seduced an ex of mine (another ex-Domme) and brought her back into the fold. She was masochistic to an extreme and very creative. I loved torturing her and her masochism extended beyond the physical, she would cry from emotional release. When she surrendered to me, she did it completely. A perfect slave, a fantastic cook, sexually unparalleled, a dream come true. She raised the bar and even I became a better person for it.

She gave me several years of bliss but she did have a personality issue that eventually popped up. She was a Domme by history and a switch by nature . . . but was in love with me and took her submissive role to heart. She would not take a submissive to slake her switchy thirst in. She could Top her sisters now and then, but said she couldn't be a slave and Domme despite her switchy nature. She was able to serve other Dominant men, like my brother, at my request, but not dom a submissive. I couldn't fix it and occasionally she would get a chip on her shoulder which got in the way of domestic harmony. I do not believe in strife at home. It is supposed to be me and my partners against the world, not against each other. I can't tolerate that, There are enough battles out in the world without creating one at home. She has not taken another man since we broke up and still lists herself at the Slave Registry as my property . . . she says there will never be another man capable of owning her and the registrations still stands as tribute to me.

I just went swimming naked in the pool and I thought of her. I wished she could enjoy this beautiful night under the stars, in the pool over looking the lake. I miss her and I wish, oh how I wish she could find a way to vent her switchy nature or balance her personality. I wish I could have her back.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2012 4:32:55 PM

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Granted! You become her slave and the chip transfers to your shoulder

I wish I didn't ruin that wish...

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/11/2012 6:21:09 PM

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Granted. The ruin has been reversed and things are put back to where they were before.

I wish I didn't have things to do this weekend and could hop a flight to Las Vegas.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2012 4:54:18 AM

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Granted, but its that nosy neighbor doing the housework and You are on the no-fly list due to the cats.

I wish I organize my books and yarns better.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2012 11:23:13 AM

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Granted. A helpful friend offers to organize your books and yarns better for you. One day when you are planning to be away for several hours, you let her in to do that. She does organize the books and yarns, but goes way overboard. While you were gone she also reorganized all your drawers and cabinets, switched things around into odd places, and now you can't find a thing!

I wish I felt more energetic today.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2012 1:03:23 PM

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You are now a car battery ta da.

I wish I had magical powers, I point at things but nothing happens.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2012 1:06:37 PM

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Granted. Now, when you point at things, they point back.

I wish I had never been able to make wishes.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2012 1:13:41 PM

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A ha a tricky customer...

Granted but since you wished you could not ever make a wish it means that the wish you made about not wanting to be able to make a wish was never granted and thus you get the default wish result of...100 billion lemons.

I wish that egg timer would stop pointing at me, it has no fingers but it still manages somehow...

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/12/2012 6:09:20 PM

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Granted. You get so sick of the blasted egg timer that you smash it to smithereens so it will stop bothering you. However, when you sweep up the smashed pieces, you miss a piece, step on it later, and it gets lodged in your foot.

I wish these guys posing as Dommes seeking advice would quit writing me asking what they should do to their subs (aka wank fodder).

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2012 12:41:54 AM

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Granted. You become a male diaper baby looking for a transexual Mommy to help you transition at the same time your wife does. Well, they stop immediately and that was your wish. (Nice profile. Yes, I read the WHOLE thing since I wanted to make sure I ruined your wish just the right way.....)

I spent a few hours (in IM) earlier with a possible slave (gay male.) I wish I knew the outcome of the relationship that is developing.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2012 8:25:49 AM

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Granted - The outcome is rather positive as far as ownership goes. He tickles your fancy in every way despite his obsession with all things that taste or smell of vanilla. Vanilla soap, after shave, vanilla coffee flavorings, vanilla ice cream, vanilla cookies, vanilla tea, vanilla cake, vanilla pudding and etc. He even smells like vanilla.

Unfortunately, just a few weeks into your blissful new relationship, all this sudden exposure causes you to develop an allergy to vanilla. You have to toss his vanilla smelling ass, the food and beauty product out the door.

I wish I had a cappuccino!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2012 10:02:11 AM

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Granted. You become a male diaper baby looking for a transexual Mommy to help you transition at the same time your wife does. Well, they stop immediately and that was your wish. (Nice profile. Yes, I read the WHOLE thing since I wanted to make sure I ruined your wish just the right way.....)

ROTFL....thanks for reading my profile! Too funny!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2012 10:08:09 AM

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Granted - The outcome is rather positive as far as ownership goes. He tickles your fancy in every way despite his obsession with all things that taste or smell of vanilla. Vanilla soap, after shave, vanilla coffee flavorings, vanilla ice cream, vanilla cookies, vanilla tea, vanilla cake, vanilla pudding and etc. He even smells like vanilla.

Unfortunately, just a few weeks into your blissful new relationship, all this sudden exposure causes you to develop an allergy to vanilla. You have to toss his vanilla smelling ass, the food and beauty product out the door.

I wish I had a cappuccino!

A friend who comes over to visit bring you a cappuccino and the the two of you decide to go outside and enjoy your beverages. As you are sitting outside enjoying the cappuccino and conversation, a large bird flies overhead and his droppings land right inside your cup.

I wish the new orange and white cat that has been sitting in my yard every day would let me pet him or her.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2012 11:10:45 AM

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(lmao - The entire state of Florida is the equivalent of a bird sanctuary. That happens quite often.)

Granted - The cat lays at your feet and lets you pet it. Unfortunately you get a rare fungus infection and all your fingernails fall off.

As I look out over the lake (big pond) I can see herons and egrets hunting the water's edge, a muscovy duck is swimming along, a cormorant is drying its wings in the tree right in my back yard and there is a flock of turkey vultures circling in the distance. That doesn't include the dozens of sparrows, finches, black birds and brown birds in all the trees that line the lake. All in all, that is a lot of bird shit and one of these fuckers shit on my car this week.

All these birds are real pretty and I live in natural paradise, but I wish all these damn birds would stop shitting on my car!

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