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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/15/2012 2:53:06 AM   
MissImmortalPain


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Status: offline 		Granted. You have now fixed the world only to find out, rather quickly, that much as it was pointed out in the Matrix humans do not actually seem to like it when everything works in a good way. So they revolt, break down, turn into cannibals and slaugther each other. Down to the very last small babe everyone dies in a horrific way. The world was better off before you tried to help.

I wish I could reach into his chest and root out whatever shrivled up little black lump is in the place where his heart should be.

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We must all go through a right of passage,and it must be physical, it must be painful,and it must leave a mark.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/15/2012 9:40:59 AM   
Bill41


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Status: offline 		Granted, the shriveled up black lump has been replaced by a joyful heart. You become so filled with joy that people diagnosis you with a chronic manic personality and have you placed in a psychiatric facility where your a medicated and subjected to weekly shock therapy treatments.

I wish that i had a career that not only paid fantastic but i also enjoyed being there.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/15/2012 2:29:44 PM   
SoulAlloy


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Status: offline 		Granted! You now have a job you enjoy throughly where you pay Mr Fantastic every day for the privelige. Soon you have to lead a double life as a criminal just to fund  this brilliant job. Ironically Mr Fantastic catches you red-handed at a crime and the job is now one you. quite literally, had...

I wish I had £1 for every post in this thread...

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/15/2012 2:52:31 PM   
amaidiamond


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Status: offline 		Granted - You do but unfortunutly it is all the money you will have for the rest of your life...

I wish my butt was smaller

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/15/2012 3:26:32 PM   
SoulAlloy


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Status: offline 		Granted, it is now so small though spankings are nowhere near as fun...

I wish for a very nice cup of very nice tea

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/15/2012 4:03:33 PM   
FullCircle


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Status: offline 		Granted, here is your tea served in an egg cup.

I wish for a never ending pencil, a pencil that lasts forever. Until stars have long since diminished and all that is left in the universe is this pencil.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/15/2012 7:01:24 PM   
Karmastic


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Status: offline 		lol, granted! but the mass of the pencil causes a mini black hole that sucks you in and crushes you.

I wish I was a rock star drummer and made lotsa money and lived that lifestyle for a few years, with no negative repercussions. (is this cheating?)


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/15/2012 7:06:54 PM   
Deliena


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Status: offline 		Granted, you spend a couple of years as a rock musician, have a wonderful time, make tons of money and generally go wild. Unfortunately someone else makes a wish that rock music had never existed and the whole fantasy falls apart

I wish that my toes were warm enough that they don't feel cold but not so hot that I am in pain

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/15/2012 7:22:06 PM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		Granted - You are drafted for the Citizens in Space program. The program studies the effects of space travel on your average untrained person in an effort to determine the viability of space flight as a commercial venture and what ill effects it may have on your average passenger. It requires your taking notes about how you feel. You are given a pencil to take these notes with.

Unfortunately a solar flare during launch tripped up the on-board navigational computer and you end up orbiting so close to a black hole, time shifts in a recycling loop. Your pencil lasts forever, but you relive the same day and eat the same turkey and gravy dinner over and over and over again throughout eternity.



I wish my cock was 3 feet long so my girl could blow me while she is sitting up next to me watching movies or I could fuck her under the table as she sits in the booth across from me in a public restaurant.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/16/2012 6:03:06 AM   
amaidiamond


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Status: offline 		Granted... Your cock is now 3 feet long... unfortunutly the amount of blood flowing into it every time you get an erection means you end up fainting, And remain unconcious through the best blow job in the world... this happens every single time you get hard so you can never experience sexual pleasure again..

I wish it was decent weather here so I could go out and sit in the sun..

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/16/2012 6:54:26 AM   
Deliena


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Status: offline 		Granted - although you now appear to be suffering from some skin disorder which means that the slightest sun on it causes blistering and can only enjoy looking at the sunny weather from inside.

I wish my toes were warm enough to be not cold but not so hot that I was in pain. (again - because my toes are cold all the time at the moment and it's annoying me <G>)

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when it comes to people and data I have the memory of a London cabbie. It's served me well.
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/16/2012 5:01:46 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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Status: offline 		Granted. Your toes are warm enough not to be cold but not so hot that you are in pain. However, the condition has transferred to your fingers and now they are cold.

I wish I didn't have so much to do and could just relax today.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/16/2012 5:27:16 PM   
KittyCali


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Status: offline 		granted - relax ... everything you have to do is being taken care of .... by the most incompetent person imaginable and it will take weeks of working twice as hard to fix it all

i wish i could win the mega-lotto and never have to work at anything i don't want to do ever again

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/17/2012 12:32:16 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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Status: offline 		Granted. You have won the mega lotto and never have to work at anything you don't want to do ever again. However, you lose your sense of purpose in life, sink into a deep depression, and don't even enjoy your winnings.

I wish I could take an Alaskan cruise this summer.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/18/2012 1:59:27 PM   
Bill41


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Status: offline 		Granted, You are on the best cruiseline in Alaska but you have Norwalk virus and entire time in your cabin with diarrhea and vomittting.

I will that i was at complete peace

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/18/2012 2:12:42 PM   
Hillwilliam


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Bill41

Granted, You are on the best cruiseline in Alaska but you have Norwalk virus and entire time in your cabin with diarrhea and vomittting.

I will that i was at complete peace

Granteed....you're dead


I wish Alpha would come back and chat with us.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/18/2012 2:12:48 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		Granted - you're at peace forever and ever but your constant peacefulness drives your family and friends crazy and they start to drive you crazy.

I wish I had central air instead of an air con unit only in my bedroom. It's 85 F in the living room right now.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/18/2012 5:15:56 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam
quote:

ORIGINAL: Bill41
Granted, You are on the best cruiseline in Alaska but you have Norwalk virus and entire time in your cabin with diarrhea and vomittting.

I will that i was at complete peace

Granteed....you're dead

I wish Alpha would come back and chat with us.

Granted , Alpha comes back to chat with us but it takes 3 months to find out someone's taken over her account and we've been bamboozled all this time which suddenly explains why she's been so rude.

I wish that I could finally figure out my new Android phone. At least now I can answer a call.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/18/2012 6:48:02 PM   
Karmastic


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lol! someone got around my obstacle ;)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Deliena

Granted, you spend a couple of years as a rock musician, have a wonderful time, make tons of money and generally go wild. Unfortunately someone else makes a wish that rock music had never existed and the whole fantasy falls apart

I wish that my toes were warm enough that they don't feel cold but not so hot that I am in pain



granted, you figure out the phone, but become so addicted, you have no life.

I wish I was the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz. But living and young.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/18/2012 7:07:03 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Karmastic

FR-

lol! someone got around my obstacle ;)
quote:

ORIGINAL: Deliena
Granted, you spend a couple of years as a rock musician, have a wonderful time, make tons of money and generally go wild. Unfortunately someone else makes a wish that rock music had never existed and the whole fantasy falls apart

I wish that my toes were warm enough that they don't feel cold but not so hot that I am in pain

granted, you figure out the phone, but become so addicted, you have no life.

I wish I was the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz. But living and young.

I'm good at getting around obstacles!

Granted, you're the Wizard the Wonderful Wizard of Oz, but you're also now a munchkin and have to dress in green and wear elf shoes for the rest of your life. Along with a huge waxed mustache and a glowing neon Shamrock.

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