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MistressPav -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/11/2007 11:25:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

granted your roof is fixed, but the tar does not dry very quicky and about 30 birds get stuckin it and are squalking rreally loudly all night long

i wish i knew why my left temple hurts so much


Your doc tells you you have a lump in your head and have to have surgery.

I wish I had a million more wishes.



MisterP61 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/11/2007 11:29:17 PM)

Granted... but they all have to be to only have one wish

I wish I was younger again

speeling agin  lernt it in skool




MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/11/2007 11:56:38 PM)

Granted, but you  are now a baby still shitting your pants.

I would like to travel to Iceland in the summertime.



scifi1133 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/11/2007 11:59:10 PM)

granted but you get stuck in a little box and shipped to acold storage facility.

I wish I was not so tired



LadyPact -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/11/2007 11:59:16 PM)

Granted, but the latest weather reports of Iceland in the summertime still list the temp as only about 40 degrees.  Pack your mucklucks (sp).

I wish I had a dungeon in My own home.



MisterP61 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 12:21:53 AM)

A reply to both scifi and LadyPact since You both posted almost simultaneously..... scifi.... granted, except the caffeine IV was put in your carotid artery and now you cant move your head.... LadyPact ... granted.... but unfortunately it is only big enough for pygmy dwarf rabbits

I wish I could come up with a wish



scifi1133 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 12:27:39 AM)

granted but unfortunately your wish is granted a thousandfold and since you were thinking of dwarf bunnies you know have 1000 of them running around your house.

I wish that it was friday already



MistressPav -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 12:43:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: scifi1133

granted but unfortunately your wish is granted a thousandfold and since you were thinking of dwarf bunnies you know have 1000 of them running around your house.

I wish that it was friday already



*poof*  it's Friday and your boss is acting like the boss on "Office Space" trackign you down and telling you that you have to work Saturday And Sunday.

I wish I could lose this last 20 lbs.



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 12:50:38 AM)

Granted. However, you lose it way too fast and end up with droopy bits.

I wish sci was a sub looking for a red haired Domme.[:D]



MisterP61 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 12:53:01 AM)

Granted.... But the Domme is really Ron Howard dressed in drag

I wish that I had a better set of eyes to read with



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 12:54:50 AM)

Granted. However, they are located on your bottom, so when you want to read a newspaper, you have to drop your pants.

I wish I got all that I wanted for Christmas.



scifi1133 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 1:04:22 AM)

Granted but I am looking for a redhead Im just not a sub...lol.

I wish I lived in a warmer climate.



MisterP61 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 1:12:15 AM)

Granted.... but that warmer climate is slightly hotter then the seventh layer of hell

I wish I knew how to fly a plane



scifi1133 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 1:15:28 AM)

granted but no one taught you how to land the damn thing so it rather a bad day.

I wish I had more time in the day



MisterP61 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 1:23:45 AM)

Granted.... but that day is Monday and the mandatory overtime day

I wish I was independently wealthy



scifi1133 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 1:40:26 AM)

Granted but all you get from now on are calls from the tax people and relatives trying to bleed you dry so you have tno time to enjoy it.

I wish I could figure out where my truck is leaking from.



batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 1:05:35 PM)

Granted. But you find out accidentally when you're underneath it with your mouth open, and the entire fluid content spills down your throat.

I wish I could go pick up my UM's Christmas puppy TODAY and not ruin the Christmas surprise.



crouchingtigress -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 4:26:31 PM)

you pick up the puppy, and you keep it in your closet and he barks and barks for the next 10 day non stop!...but the ums believe you vcr is stuck

(omg they are going to love you!!!! what breed is it? i am looking at cresteds (chinese cresteds) )

i wish all the glass i need to blow today would just be magically sitting in the kiln and i could chill out and watch tv.



MistressPav -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 4:37:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

you pick up the puppy, and you keep it in your closet and he barks and barks for the next 10 day non stop!...but the ums believe you vcr is stuck

(omg they are going to love you!!!! what breed is it? i am looking at cresteds (chinese cresteds) )

i wish all the glass i need to blow today would just be magically sitting in the kiln and i could chill out and watch tv.



Granted, however the customers don't like each piece for one reason or another...wrong color, wrong size ....etc.
But it actually turns out ok, because the TV show you are watching suddenly gets really loud and all the glass shatters, so you're back to square 1.

I wish I lived in Vegas



crouchingtigress -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/12/2007 5:58:52 PM)

granted.....living in vegas is enough punnishment.

i need new shoes



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