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Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:23:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: oreogirl

I wish EG would give me a receipe



Granted, but it's a recipe for disaster.



quote:

ORIGINAL: IilaStarfire

I wish I was not an inanimate object.



Granted.  You are now animated.  You are a cartoon.


I wish I had a ticket to Maui...




crouchingtigress -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:23:17 PM)

lol granted we both are back.....i am really glad, i missed you!!!!





crouchingtigress -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:25:18 PM)

granted you have a ticket but its a bus ticket....hope you can hold your breath

i wish i wanted a tatoo




Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:25:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

lol granted we both are back.....i am really glad, i missed you!!!!



I missed you, too, doll baby, I really did.  ~ warm smiles ~



I wish I wasn't so cold.  It's freaking 34*F here!




Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:27:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

i wish i wanted a tatoo


Granted.  You now want a tattoo, but it's on my shoulder, so you have to take it with the rest of me.  (see profile pic 2, lol)

I'm still wishing I weren't cold.

edited for spelling, dammit




MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:27:55 PM)

Granted. You are now in the Australian outback in temperatures of 110 degrees, with no shade and water.

I need a new wardrobe.




oreogirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:28:05 PM)

Granted, you are now in the center of hell where the temperature is 34.999,999,999,999.998 *F

I wish I won a billion dollars.




Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:30:40 PM)

MM - granted, but it's a Barbie doll wardrobe.

OG - granted, but you get to keep only $2.50 after taxes and various deductions.



I wish I had a bigger house.




crouchingtigress -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:32:16 PM)

granted, the house is bigger...by 2 inches!

i wish i flossed my teeth more




Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:36:33 PM)

Granted.  You can floss them all the time since your teeth are now sitting in a jar of Polident on the bedside table.

I wish my nails were polished.




crouchingtigress -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:38:32 PM)

LOL!!!

granted they are polished, but its silver poloish...sad to say.

i wish i was a dog whisperer




NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:38:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: IilaStarfire

Granted, but it will likely not be perfectly functional, whatever it is.

I wish I was not an inanimate object.


What's inanimate about a dildo? I thought they were always on the move[:D] Mwa-hahahahaha! Oh goodness I need to go to bed, I'm getting hysterical from sleep deprivation. Night y'all.




HRGreyDragon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:39:06 PM)

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I wish I was not an inanimate object.


Hmm have lost track of just what you are, but an inanimate object your not.
But if you were you be a hand full of 'M&Ms melt in my mouth not in my hand




HRGreyDragon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:41:38 PM)

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Oh goodness I need to go to bed, I'm getting hysterical from sleep deprivation. Night y'all.


Good Night and good luck




Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:42:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress
i wish i was a dog whisperer


Granted, but the dogs all think they come from the Son of Sam.

I wish I had a pony.




IilaStarfire -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:43:41 PM)

Goodness! I hope I'm not a handful of M&M's, that would be just too much!

I wish I was not a cartoon.




oreogirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:53:37 PM)

Granted, you are now a drawing crunched up at the bottom of the trash can.

I wish I could keep more than $2.50 of my billion dollar win.




Daddysredhead -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:55:56 PM)

Granted, you may now keep $2.51.

I wish I had a pony.




oreogirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 9:58:24 PM)

Granted, but it's like the one in the Verizon commercial thats eats everything in sight and bites you.

I wish I had a better cell phone.




crouchingtigress -> RE: Ruin A Wish (12/9/2007 10:00:36 PM)

granted you have a pony....but no place to keep him but your closet and he loves to eat your shoes!!!!


i wish tomorow was not monday...

(night all)




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