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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/13/2007 9:22:23 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted, but you are now unemployed and can only get another job as a parrot cage shit scraper.

I want to always smell beautiful.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/13/2007 9:36:56 PM   
MrSpectacular


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Status: offline 		You do - but beauty is in the eye of the beholder -in this case it is a skunk - you will thus always smell like one.

I wish my golf swing would be more consistent


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/13/2007 10:18:56 PM   
scifi1133


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Status: offline 		granted but now you can only hit the ball 20 feet at a time.

I wish it was saturday already.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/13/2007 11:13:30 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, it is saturday the 21st of May, 2900. You wake up and drop dead from extreme old age.

I want a slave that is reliable.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/13/2007 11:38:33 PM   
scifi1133


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Status: offline 		granted but hes 90 and the reason hes so reliable is because he cant get around to run.........

I wish that my gas bill would go down.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 1:14:58 AM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted, but it doesnt go down as well as your last girlfriend.

I'd like to have a spa installed in my home.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 1:35:12 PM   
batshalom


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Status: offline 		Granted. But it's a Barbie spa.

I wish my dogs and cats would stop shedding.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 4:14:58 PM   
thornhappy


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Status: offline 		Granted - but now they're stuffed.

Can't think of any wishes offhand, especially since someone nameless already wished for a spa!

thornhappy

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 5:26:19 PM   
NaiveTempest


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Status: offline 		Well since you can't think of wishes I'll just grant you this - you can now think of all kinds of wishes but none of them will ever come true.

I wish I had a camera that works (or could find mine!) so I could take current pictures

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 5:38:52 PM   
oreogirl


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Status: offline 		Granted, but the camera only takes caricatures of the Dogs Playing Poker painting.

I wish I had more tattoos.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 5:58:17 PM   
NaiveTempest


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Status: offline 		Granted, you are now one of the poster children for full body tattoos. You even shaved your head to get tats there as well.

I wish that everyone could find their soulmates on the first try.......mwahahahaha! Ruin THAT!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 6:01:18 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, all the soul mates are from another planet and must return to home or die in our atmosphere.

I'd like to have the most perfect cup of tea in the universe.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 6:02:26 PM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		Granted, however they are the soulmate for the person you were at 18, not for the person you are now at 38.

I wish we weren't getting even more snow on Sunday.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 6:11:38 PM   
NaiveTempest


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Status: offline 		To MissM, granted you have had the most perfect cup of tea in the universe. Savor that taste cause you're about to forget ever tasting it in 10, 9, 8, ........

To DesFIP, granted no more snow. As a matter of fact a heat wave comes along so intense it cause ALL the snow to melt and massive flooding to occur.

I wish the hot stud I worked with liked me......

< Message edited by NaiveTempest -- 12/14/2007 6:12:37 PM >

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 6:16:04 PM   
Peridot


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Status: offline 		Your wish is granted!
A Gypsy reads tea leaves.
The tea is perfection.  The Universe is yours... OOPS ... Your cup runneth over...

I wish I had a river...


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 6:18:42 PM   
Peridot


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Status: offline 		Your wish is granted!
However, the hot stud melted all the snow when he left you on the way to Celeste's house. Her wish is granted too!

I wish..I could wish

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 6:23:42 PM   
thornhappy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: NaiveTempest

Well since you can't think of wishes I'll just grant you this - you can now think of all kinds of wishes but none of them will ever come true.

Whew.  Harsh crowd!

thornhappy, who'll come prepared with a wish the next time.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 6:47:48 PM   
MissMagnolia


Posts: 3636
Status: offline 		Granted, the next time you post you will have a wish. However, you will have shocking diarrhea for the next six months, and won't enjoy it.

I wish I could meet the real Santa. Not the boozy old fart who always smells of beer.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 6:59:35 PM   
NaiveTempest


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quote:

ORIGINAL: thornhappy

quote:

ORIGINAL: NaiveTempest

Well since you can't think of wishes I'll just grant you this - you can now think of all kinds of wishes but none of them will ever come true.

Whew.  Harsh crowd!

thornhappy, who'll come prepared with a wish the next time.



 I got nuthin but luv.......

For MissM, granted you get to met Santa and find out what the "North Pole" really is. You should probably put some ice on that........

See? Nuthing but luv.....LMAO

I wish my mother lived closer to me instead of two states away......

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 8:27:29 PM   
MistressPav


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The moving truck has arrived!  Your Mom just bought the nice house down the street from you.  You go to work and tell all your friends the good news!  Your boss has some "good news" for you: You are getting offered a promotion with a big pay raise.....but the job is even farther away than your mother was before she moved.

I wish the WetSpot held the Grind dance every night! Weeeeeeee

< Message edited by MistressPav -- 12/14/2007 8:28:01 PM >

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