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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 8:29:33 PM

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Granted - but now you're broke from all the cleaning bills, and you lost your job because you fell asleep at your desk!

I wish it would start snowing sooner.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 8:32:58 PM

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Granted. However it is intermixed with tons of sleet, and is all grey and slushy.

I'd like an exquisite massage from a sexy, hot hunk. Who ISN'T gay.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 8:42:42 PM

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Granted. However it is intermixed with tons of sleet, and is all grey and slushy.

I'd like an exquisite massage from a sexy, hot hunk. Who ISN'T gay.

Welcome to your spa appointment with the sexiest, hottest straight guy at the salon. He's easy on the eyes, but he flunked out of massage therapy school, faking his resume' to get a job. He doesn't know a thing about proper muscle manipulation. He accidently gets the oil too hot and burns you all over your body. You leave twisted and more sore and painful than before. You decide you actually enjoyed the pain and aches he has caused, so you still smile.....until you go out to your car and see that he slashed all your tires because you didn't tip him enough.

I wish I could meet MissMagnolia in real life. =)

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 9:21:36 PM

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Granted. But I am a lil eccentric, and you'd probably be on the first flight home

I want to do Keanu Reeves.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 9:28:04 PM

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Granted, but Trinity kicks your ass out of Zion when she caught you two and now the Matrix has you........Which is probably why you're posting on this board........Or ARE you? ........You suddenly find yourself driving a bus with a bomb onboard......

I wish I had a fireplace.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/14/2007 11:01:25 PM

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*poof* there's your fireplace, but alas your County has a burning ban in effect indefinitely.

I wish I could think up another wish.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/15/2007 7:53:23 AM

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Granted you wish you had not gone so heavy on the eye liner

I wish it was not so cold right now

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/15/2007 8:54:16 AM

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Granted it is now 0000.1 degrees warmer so break out dem deckchairs.

I wish people didn’t ask me why they did something.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/15/2007 10:32:34 AM

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Granted - now they ask why YOU did something.

I wish I would win a raffle.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/15/2007 1:44:31 PM

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Granted, you win a raffle..... but it was for a walker curtesy of the Senior's Center.

I wish my UM's damn toy cell phone would stop ringing! If only I knew where the batteries go in that damn thing! Darn you Mother!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/15/2007 6:35:17 PM

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now that you have damned you your mother to an afterlife of fire, brimstone and copius manual labor, she is pissed so she makes a deal with the devil to have that ring incessent in your head till you go nuts.

i wish that i could time travel

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/15/2007 10:10:25 PM

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quote:

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now that you have damned you your mother to an afterlife of fire, brimstone and copius manual labor, she is pissed so she makes a deal with the devil to have that ring incessent in your head till you go nuts.

i wish that i could time travel

*poof*
You have a brand new time travel machine but it launches you so far back, you experience the black void of where Earth will be before Earth is even formed.

I wish I had a friend to go sing karoake with me.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/15/2007 11:15:47 PM

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Granted. However, she sings like an angel and makes you sound terrible by comparison.

I wish I had someone to do all the cleaning up after the enormous family Christmas feast. That isn't me.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/16/2007 10:07:10 AM

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Granted. However, she sings like an angel and makes you sound terrible by comparison.

I wish I had someone to do all the cleaning up after the enormous family Christmas feast. That isn't me.

Granted! You have a gorgeous sub who cleans up and washes the dishes, but breaks every single one while drying them.

I wish we had direct flights to LAX.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/16/2007 12:27:07 PM

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Granted.... except they dont stop and you have to jump out to land there

I wish everday was Christmas

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/16/2007 12:33:03 PM

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Granted I hope you like 365 Turkey meals. You also can't buy anyone anything for christmas because it is a national day off every day and so the shops never open.

I wish the person beneath me a happy Christmas.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/17/2007 5:32:20 AM

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Granted. But now you've used up all the happiness on one day and the rest of my life will suck. Thanks a LOT.

I wish leaves would rake themselves. (And remove themselves from my gutters, which is the task of the day.)

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/17/2007 6:58:05 AM

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The leaves ARE going to rake themselves, however it is because they are true psycho leaves and as we speak, they are gathering outside of your front door in a leaf-tornado, ready to strike and kill you when you leave your house.

I sincerely wish my coffee pot had not broken.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/17/2007 1:33:04 PM

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Granted, but now you don't have electricity.

I wish I could eat anything I wanted to without having to worry about my seeming lack of metabolism.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/17/2007 1:46:29 PM

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Granted. You can eat anything...except now, everything tastes like ash.

I wish people would stop messing up contracts.

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