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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/24/2007 8:52:50 PM

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Granted! The plug is stuck in yer arse, and you are glowing like the tree!

I wish my beloved had a new job.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/24/2007 8:55:24 PM

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Granted! But his new job is now 5000 miles away from where he lives now.

I wish I had multiples of myself, you know, one for cooking, one for cleaning, and so on.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/24/2007 9:37:54 PM

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well there you are... and you ... and you... and you... and you... and you....
and now your taxes are multiplied exponentially.

I wish my apartment was bigger

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/24/2007 9:42:59 PM

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Granted. Your apartment is 5,000 sqft. But there is only one bathroom far, faaaarrrrrrr away from your bedroom.........and did I mention the toilet's clogged? Unfortunately, due to it being Christmas and all, we can't get around to fixin' that till after the 1st of Jan. Happy Holidays!

I wish I had a job with a good salary and benefits.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/24/2007 10:08:07 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: NaiveTempest
I wish I had a job with a good salary and benefits.

Granted...but you're locked into a lifetime contract and your job is cleaning "the scene of the crime", with all it's attendant sights and smells.

I wish I had great credit.

Edited for spelling.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/25/2007 4:45:15 PM

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You do, it's so great that you now have to spend loads of time filing police reports,dealing with your bank, insurance company and the credit bureuas because of ID theft.

I wish I had a maid.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/25/2007 10:40:45 PM

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Granted, to but they sell all of your stuff on ebay and now youve got nothing left to clean

I wish I hadnt ate so much christmas dinner

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/26/2007 5:39:12 AM

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granted.... but now you are scrounging around in trash cans for scraps.

I wish someone would send me some oatmeal ... please please please... really i mean it...

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/26/2007 5:57:22 AM

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granted, but its leftovers from the Thanksgiving meal line, out of a swill container..

I wish I had a bigger place to live

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/26/2007 10:10:45 AM

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Granted you are now Leg end in that Will Smith film ‘I am Leg End’ you can now live anywhere you like.

I wish all my enemies a plague of killer rats that overwhelms them, nibbling the flesh from their bones.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/26/2007 2:52:52 PM

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Granted! However, now that they've munched your enemies, they all came back to your house and you are but a pile of bones with tatters of flesh attached. With Christmas cookies scattered about.

I wish it would snow dammit! No more rain!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/26/2007 3:58:42 PM

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Granted, you are now buried under an avalanche.

I wish my back wasn't hurting.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/26/2007 6:17:17 PM

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Granted, now you are completely numb and will never feel anything again.

I wish my laundry was already put away.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/26/2007 6:52:49 PM

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Granted, but they've been put in garbage bags with weeks of used kitty litter.

I wish I was back home.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/26/2007 7:37:47 PM

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Granted, but you are now in the home you grew up in as a child, with only those decorations and clothes.

I wish I could get the neighbors to stop making so much noise.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/26/2007 7:56:54 PM

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Granted. Your neighbors stopped making noise, mass suicide will do that. But now you have to live next to the house that a bunch of people killed themselves in.....Do you believe in ghosts?

I wish that I was comfortable enough to indulge in some casual sex.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/27/2007 12:44:57 PM

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Granted, but you're so drunk that the Doms you choose are actually wild boars and randy buffalo.

I wish someone else would take my Christmas tree down.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/27/2007 1:21:04 PM

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Granted your are now bankrupt leading to the repossession of said Christmas tree, gaudy tinsel and anal curious fairy’s.

I wish money could be no object for me.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/27/2007 1:47:01 PM

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Hell that's easy to grant. Money IS no object when you don't have any!

I will take this a different way though, and give you Bill Gates's bank accounts. But along with it comes the moochers, IRS, scam artist, ass kissers, black mailers, two-faced friends, paparrazis, "charities", two-timing lovers, etc........ Yup, sounds like fun.

I wish I could speak french and spanish fluently so I know what people are saying when they lapse into another language. I'm sure many of you have experienced it too

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/27/2007 5:18:59 PM

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Granted. But now you can no longer speak English.

I wish I had a sugar daddy.

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