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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/29/2007 9:44:39 AM

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Granted, you no longer have sinuses, or a sense of smell. Which means you have a diminished sense of taste, as if you had a cold for the rest of your life.

I wish my cat didn't sneeze his nasty boogers on me. And in such a cute way too.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/29/2007 10:15:36 AM

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Greanted. Your cat now thinks you are his/her litterbox, and defecates on you whenever he/she wants.

I wish I wasn't so angry right now.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/29/2007 1:09:36 PM

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Granted. You are now Pollyanna and everything in the world is beautiful, and you annoy the crap out of everyone you meet.

I wish my back didn't feel like I have a knife sticking out of my right shoulder blade.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/29/2007 1:19:58 PM

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Granted. You now truly do have a knife sticking out of your right shoulder blade, you are slowly bleeding to death but you have no idea because you can't feel it.

I wish I had remembered to mail my Christmas cards a lot earlier.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/29/2007 2:02:27 PM

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Granted but you mailed them so early people you sent them to thought they were late ones from the previous year.

I wish the person beneath me would win the lottery and become a millionaire.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/29/2007 7:55:18 PM

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Naughty Boy!. Granted I win the lottery and become a millionaire. And, even though it was your wish that aided me, you don't get to see even a penny of the money, mwah-hahaha!

I wish that I enjoyed my job more

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/29/2007 7:59:12 PM

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Granted. However, your co workers now depise you and leave. They tell everyone what a pain in the arse you are, so no one will apply for the positions. Consequently, you now have to work 22 hours a day. Without lunch breaks and holidays.

I wish peace on earth and goodwill to all men. And women. And gerbils.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/30/2007 3:16:05 AM

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Granted: there is peace on Earth, and all the pepole is happy for they are in Heaven, very much dead.

i wish i could eat chocolate and not get fat.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/30/2007 3:17:57 AM

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Granted. However, you now have huge, enormous, pus filled pimples on your bum, and your master doesnt fancy it.

I wish I had a pet.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/30/2007 4:10:25 AM

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Granted, you have a Portuguese Man of War for a pet and you have to pet him each day or he dies.

I wish there wasn't global warming nor would there be an ice age.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/30/2007 6:56:15 AM

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Granted. You're now alone on a different planet.

I wish I could find utter innocent joy like the first time I saw the book "Harold and the Purple Crayon"

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/30/2007 7:04:16 AM

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granted . however now you will live out the rest of your days with the mental and physical age of 5 years old

I wish christmas didnt come with the *returning crappy presents * part

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/30/2007 8:08:51 AM

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The New World Order has just taken power and enacted a law stating no one is ever going to have to return a crappy christmas gift again due to christmas being outlawed....

I wish I had some Captain Morgan...

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/30/2007 8:13:49 AM

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Granted, However you have just unknowingly purchased the bad bottle in the batch and will forever be insane locked away in a hospital for the mentally disturbed due to the ill effects the pollutants in the Captain Morgans had on your body and mind.

I wish I could find happiness with another

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/30/2007 8:33:07 AM

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My gift's aren't returnable.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/30/2007 2:46:00 PM

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Granted. You ahave now found your soul mate. Unfortunately, your soul mate is a small goldfish you have named Jaws.

I wish I had a job, any job, even the crappy one I know tpbm will give me!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/30/2007 4:00:37 PM

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Granted you have a job that makes you most happy and is extremely rewarding for you, however it's all charity and so you don't make a dime to support yourself.

I wish the weather was nicer today =/

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/30/2007 5:40:05 PM

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Granted, and quite easily. The weather IS nicer.....in San Diego. Sunny and in the sixties, enjoy the knowledge if nothing else

I wish that I could be more self-confident

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/30/2007 6:13:13 PM

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Granted. You are now so self confident that your confidence is mistaken for arrogance, causing you to lose all your friends because they hate your new attitude.

I wish I could understand my dog.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 12/30/2007 7:47:13 PM

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You understand perfectly now because.....you are now a dog!

I wish I hadn't broken my favorite 64oz water jug yesterday =(

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