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Domin8more -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/17/2008 1:25:14 AM)

Granted, but the wand backfires and turns you into the im-perfect slave.

I wish My car got better gas milage.



jadedserendipity -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/17/2008 7:50:25 AM)

Granted but now you must turn off the engine and peddle Fred Flinstone style every ten miles for another twenty........



I wish I could understand all the things that have been running through my mind as of late.



Domin8more -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/17/2008 10:18:29 AM)

Granted, but you spend so much time analyzing what you are thinking that life has passed you by.

I wish that My fiance could be living with Me rigt now.



oreogirl -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/17/2008 11:52:55 AM)

Granted, but your future mother in law moves in too, and she turns out to be like Jane Fonda in Monster in Law!  without the nice change of heart at the end!

It's my birthday, so my wish cannot be ruined!  But I wish I had something better for lunch than chicken soup.



jadedserendipity -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/17/2008 1:45:52 PM)

Granted, now you have pureed birthday cake and ice cream with creamed spinach........ ( I woulda kept the soup personally)


I wish I had a magic wand that I could wave to make everything all better....



NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/17/2008 5:43:20 PM)

Granted, your wand makes everything all better.....for everyone else. You see, for every positive there must be a negative to maintain a proper balance......So as everything gets better for everyone else, it's all going to hell in a hand basket for you.

I wish my breasts were full and perky........



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/17/2008 6:07:58 PM)

Granted. However, they are now so full and perky, you can't walk upright. You are in a wheelchair with a "boob seat" to rest them on. They are constantly covered in food scraps and spilt coffee. Birds sit on them and peck the crumbs up, causing infection. They become so infected that you have to have them chopped off. You now have no boobs at all. Dammit!

I wish I had a magic carpet that could whisk me everywhere I wanted to go.



NaiveTempest -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/17/2008 7:01:29 PM)

LMAO! I'm glad this thread hasn't disappeared; nothing like ruining a person's wish to put a smile on your face! Speaking of which:

Granted you have a magic carpet to whisk you off to a whole new world, to any place you want to go..... Unfortunately, your carpet has the random ability to time travel, which you CAN NOT control. Nothing like popping up in Europe during the War of the Roses, or during the Burning Times while riding a "magic" carpet......

I wish that I had a better memory, I'm always forgetting things.....



Arrrchibald -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/17/2008 8:17:36 PM)

Granted, you will never forget this.

I wish I never woke up feeling tired. 



YourhandMyAss -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/17/2008 8:22:57 PM)

I should find you and come vomit on you lol. Not cause it was all that disgusting but cause I ate to much an then naively followed a link that was bound to be gross* hehe*

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ORIGINAL: Arrrchibald

Granted, you will never forget this.

I wish I never woke up feeling tired. 




Arrrchibald -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/17/2008 9:06:07 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

I should find you and come vomit on you lol. Not cause it was all that disgusting but cause I ate to much an then naively followed a link that was bound to be gross* hehe*

quote:

ORIGINAL: Arrrchibald

Granted, you will never forget this.

I wish I never woke up feeling tired. 




Hey, I actually *did* make someone's wish come true. 



YourhandMyAss -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/17/2008 9:13:08 PM)

and how did ya do that, was it someone's wish to  over eat and then vomit?LOL



Arrrchibald -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/17/2008 10:23:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

and how did ya do that, was it someone's wish to  over eat and then vomit?LOL


Her wish was to have better memory.  Now that image will haunt her dreams forever. 

Everybody wins!



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/17/2008 10:28:17 PM)

Oh jesus Arch!!!!!!!!!!!![sm=hair.gif][sm=noway.gif] Do NOT do that again. Ever!!![:'(]


I wish I never woke up feeling tired.  Granted, you never wake up (and thank god for that. No more links from you)[:D]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I squeezed a big, juicy, pus filled pimple (not necessarily my own).



Arrrchibald -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/17/2008 10:37:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia

Oh jesus Arch!!!!!!!!!!!![sm=hair.gif][sm=noway.gif] Do NOT do that again. Ever!!![:'(]

Hey it could be worse...that guy in the pic has a ring on his finger...
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I wish I never woke up feeling tired.  Granted, you never wake up (and thank god for that. No more links from you)[:D]

I wish I had a dollar for every time I squeezed a big, juicy, pus filled pimple (not necessarily my own).


Granted, but only for big, juicy, pus filled pimples on this guy's ass. 

I wish I had some swedish fish right now. 



MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/19/2008 4:52:40 PM)

Arch. You are a pig.[:'(]

Your wish is granted. However, the swedish fish really tastes like fish. I mean REALLY OFF fish. I mean stinking, maggot infested, foul. You throw up so much, you hawk up a kidney. And the other one isn't working too good. And all because you wanted a fish. Are you happy now?

I wish I could eliminate lying on the net.



domahpet -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/19/2008 5:31:58 PM)

no more lies on the net!
granted... every truth you never wanted to know at your fingertips
and all the conspirasy theories? all true too. all the boasts we read
here almost daily, true too.
what a world!

i wish the dirty ass cats next door would stay the F***
off of my brand new $3000.00 paint job- and my
race car too!!!!!!!!!



NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/19/2008 6:38:03 PM)

Granted.  But with nothing else to pay attention to, those lonely cats just can't help but hump your leg every time you're out of doors.

I wish my allergies would go away.





MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/19/2008 7:20:08 PM)

Granted. However, while you no longer suffer asthma, hayfever, sneezing, watery eyes and skin irritations, your boobs fall off, your vagina heals over and all your hair falls out.

Shoulda stuck with the allergies, I reckon.

I wish upon a star...................



RoughFN -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/19/2008 7:37:51 PM)

Unfortunately, the complexity of your wish causes the star to go supernova. When the fallout reaches earth, all life will be killed. Thanks a lot.

I wish they were still making Justice League cartoons.



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