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Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/21/2008 9:56:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RoughFN

Granted. The sun tragically goes red giant a few billion years early causing the oceans to boil away and most of the surface to fuse into solid glass. It's nice and toasty, though.

I wish that necklace I wanted was still in stock.
Granted, however there is only one... And the sales associate wont let you buy it, niether will her manager

I wish I had a faster computer



sunshinemiss -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/22/2008 4:10:02 AM)

You do... but sadly, it is located in Cuba where a guy named Raul has you cornered demanding that you pay him with.... a happy present.

I wish my bed was softer.



batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/22/2008 5:36:17 AM)

Granted, but it smells like decaying flesh.

I wish I completely understood the material for my classes today.



shivvy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/22/2008 6:28:07 AM)

granted, but thats it. you neva understand nuffin eva again....
 
i wish it would warm up a bit.... i'm bored with winter now




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domahpet -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/22/2008 6:58:56 AM)

granted, summer comes, and never ends.

i wish i could wake up with Him...



subtee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (1/22/2008 11:24:42 AM)

Granted....but he's asleep until you go to sleep, then he wakes up.

I wish I could become a morning person...



MisterP61 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (3/16/2008 1:44:44 PM)

granted.... unfortunately that morning is in the artic circle

I wish I was the all purpose god of Dominants  



mydomsabstrd -> RE: Ruin A Wish (3/19/2008 11:09:04 AM)

granted but there is no one to submit to you

i wish i could just hide.



SteelofUtah -> RE: Ruin A Wish (3/19/2008 12:10:13 PM)

Granted. Only to discover that even you don't want to look for you and you fade into obscurity like a Kenny Loggins Record.



I wish I could find the perfect girl to join our house.



thornhappy -> RE: Ruin A Wish (3/19/2008 4:42:26 PM)

Granted!  But a neighbor stole her off the front porch (where the UPS guy left her.)

I wish I wasn't sneezing so much * achoo *

thornhappy



domahpet -> RE: Ruin A Wish (3/20/2008 12:49:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: subtee

Granted....but he's asleep until you go to sleep, then he wakes up.

I wish I could become a morning person...


you are truly evil- thats exactly what happened!



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 5:11:54 AM)

granted, but your nose explodes


I wish I wasnt so bored



rubberpet -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 6:10:44 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

granted, but your nose explodes


I wish I wasnt so bored



Granted!  You get to play tag with a horny, 400 pound redneck named Bubba, who just so happens to think "you gotta purty mouth, boy!"  Plus, you're shackled at the wrists and ankles. [:D]

That should keep ya from getting too bored!

I wish gas prices were back down to a dollar a gallon.



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 6:13:42 AM)

granted, but all of the veicles in the world run on ethenol, which is 6.75

I wish I was in shape



rubberpet -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 6:19:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

granted, but all of the veicles in the world run on ethenol, which is 6.75


Damn...that would suck major ass!  [:'(]  Corn growers bankrupt OPEC...set sights on world domination!



youngsubgeoff -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 6:26:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

granted, but all of the veicles in the world run on ethenol, which is 6.75

I wish I was in shape



Granted. You are now round (round is indeed a shape) [:D]

I wish I could get this fucking album finished



batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 6:26:35 AM)

Granted, but you are now a pudgy octagonal shape.

I wish I didn't want chocolate.



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 6:30:21 AM)

ha, Im already round!
Octagional would suck

geoff, you know have no album to finish, and you will never ever play music again
bat, you no longer want chocolate, now you are craving the meat of a water buffalo

I wish my shoulder was fully healed



youngsubgeoff -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 6:33:37 AM)

your shoulder is now healed, but now your liver and kidneys are failing, and you have a strage tumor growing on the side of your head.

Its been about 4 months since Ive gotten laid... I think you know what Im wishing for [:D]



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/4/2008 6:35:16 AM)

You do get laid... in prison, your new "daddy" is 6'11" and just over 500 lbs, and has never heard of SSC

I wish I had a Harley



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