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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/19/2008 10:15:13 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, the world runs out of electricity JUST as they are about to release them. Bummer. I mean that fucking sux. No really, I feel for ya.

I wish to be a tulip. A red one.



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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/19/2008 10:32:09 PM   
Phin


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Status: offline 		well it was red about a month ago now its just wilty and black and smells funny.

I wish I actually had that Black Visa I told red that I had...

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/19/2008 10:37:10 PM   
Arrrchibald


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Status: offline 		You have that black visa...and AIDS. 

I wish I had better eyesight. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/19/2008 10:37:51 PM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		granted... you have that Black Visa... sadly, you stole it from a very influential mob boss and now not only is the mob after you, but you forgot your passport and your wallet and you are stuck at the airport.

I wish I could dance naked under the stars again.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/19/2008 10:40:25 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, it will be televised. Globally. AND you're now 132 years old. With droopy boobs and bum. And people get to vote and say what they think. Bet you wish you had a muu muu now dontcha?

I wish I had a few thousand dollars in my bank account.



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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/19/2008 10:43:36 PM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		Poof ... there you go... but you know they are counterfeit and now you gotta explain to some guy named Rocco at vice, and me and Asher are NOT gonna bail you out, cause we're gonna be too BIZZY ...

I wish I had some good books to read

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/19/2008 10:54:35 PM   
Arrrchibald


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Status: offline 		Granted, you got some great books.  They fell right out of the sky and hit you.  Now you're blind and can't read. 

I wish healthy food was cheaper. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/19/2008 11:32:40 PM   
dreamofthemoon


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Status: offline 		Granted, the health food you buy is the cheapest around... but in a few years time, give or take a day or two, it all runs out because everyone and their uncle are on this new diet and everyone returns to the junk food they had before which is now impossibly priced sky high.

I wish I had two kittens, the four-legged kind, so neither one would be lonely, if I ever was away.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/20/2008 1:25:32 AM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, they mature at an astounding rate and have babies whilst you're out shopping. A lot of babies. Millions of them in fact. Your house is now coated in cat shit and hair, you find hair balls in your dinner, and intestinal worm laden poo in your very best hat and that really good pair of shoes you paid a fortune for. Pesky little things. Now where did that air freshener go?

I wish my boobs were where they started out and not keeping my knees warm on a cold, winters night.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/20/2008 1:30:21 AM   
Asherdelampyr


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Status: offline 		Granted, You now have the same breasts you had as a LO, and none of your tops fit...

I wish I had a fun job...


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/20/2008 2:10:15 AM   
sunshinemiss


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Status: offline 		granted... you get to be the star of your very own porn movie which Miss Magnolia is going to direct and that will lead you to dozens and dozens of dripping, drizzling, panting women and then a visit to the Andes mountains, oh wait... that's another thread.....

but the problem is ... the weather... you get snow bound on the set and your ummm... your... EARS yeah, your ears fall off and you can't hear all the compliments about how big and beautiful your EARS are.

I wish that I could find a decent cup of coffee in this town



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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/20/2008 2:13:09 AM   
Asherdelampyr


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Status: offline 		Granted, But the cup costs 10 cents more than you have on you, and noone will give you a dime because they are all jerks...
I wish I was a multi-billionare playboy


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/20/2008 7:19:56 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, due to an unfortunate accident in the bedroom of your palatial mansion, involving a book, a bunch of bananas and a gas mask, you are now in a a hospital bed for the rest of your life. With the nastiest nurse in the world who has chronic bad breath and a mole the size of Brazil on her nose. That has long black hairs growing out of it. AND she's madly in love with you and is at your bedside day and night. Forever.

I wish I hadn't stolen the Mona Lisa.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/20/2008 8:37:23 PM   
domahpet


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Status: offline 		you didnt, you just said you did. and youll be exhonerated after the courts spend 100s of 1000s of dollars on the investigetion. but then youll be charged with fraud and be gone from us for a few years anyway :(
i for one will miss you lots!

i wish my neck wasnt so messed up...


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/21/2008 2:53:31 AM   
xAdamx


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Status: offline 		granted....you are now employed as a furnace smelter making cast iron shackles for minimum wage


I wish.......l was 30 years younger...lmao

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/21/2008 3:07:24 AM   
Asherdelampyr


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Status: offline 		Granted, you are now 30 years younger... and in prison for the next 30 years for the accidental death of 2 people and a terrier.

I wish I had killer abs


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/21/2008 7:36:02 AM   
pahunkboy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

Granted, you are now 30 years younger... and in prison for the next 30 years for the accidental death of 2 people and a terrier.

I wish I had killer abs



Granted- however any lookers quickly die.


i wish my penis was bigger

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/21/2008 4:15:32 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, your penis now weighs as much as a sumo wrestler and every time you get a hard on, you faint. You also have to carry it around in a wheelbarrow. You can't find condoms to fit, and have to use large sized freezer bags and duct tape. Every potential partner runs away screaming when they see it, and you never have sex again. Happy now? Didn't think so.

I wish my house self cleaned.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/21/2008 5:15:40 PM   
dreamofthemoon


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Status: offline 		Granted, but now you have one of those "Smart Houses", the kind that gets your every wish fulfulled... However, you find life inside this "Smart House" becoming dull and boring, and have to go out once in awhile, so after a night out, you come back home... and are locked out, while only the weal MissMagnolia can get back inside.

I wish it wasn't so cold today.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/21/2008 7:35:48 PM   
RoughFN


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Status: offline 		Granted. The sun tragically goes red giant a few billion years early causing the oceans to boil away and most of the surface to fuse into solid glass. It's nice and toasty, though.

I wish that necklace I wanted was still in stock.

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