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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/13/2008 5:31:09 PM   
MiladyElaine


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Status: offline 		Granted, your garage is bigger.  Unfortunately they came around measuring and now you can't afford to pay taxes so they sell your house out from under you.

I wish my sister could have a new car and enough money to get another apartment.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/13/2008 7:17:21 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, you find out she got the money by robbing a bank. The cops track her down and she now has new living quarters. In prison. And it's all your fault for not lending her the money in the first place.

I wish I could have a slave give me a pedicure every morning. Before I get out of bed. Just cuz I like pedicures.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/14/2008 5:28:45 PM   
Feric


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Status: offline 		>I wish I could have a slave give me a pedicure every morning. Before I get out of bed. Just cuz I like pedicures.

Granted, but your slave is inexperienced, and cuts your toes off.

I wish my Sub lived and worked closer to my house.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/14/2008 6:12:04 PM   
RoughFN


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I wish my Sub lived and worked closer to my house.


Granted, but you get kicked out of the country on suspicion of being a terrorist.

I wish I could fly.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/14/2008 10:53:49 PM   
MistressHolly71


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Status: offline 		Granted, but like Icarus, your wings are made of wax so when you fly to close to the sun they melt.

I wish I knew if I got the job.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/14/2008 10:56:35 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, you didn't get it. Or, if you really didn't want it, you got it. And there are no other prospects.

I wish someone would tidy my garden/jungle back yard.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/15/2008 1:23:23 AM   
scifi1133


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Status: offline 		granted but they just take it down to bare rock........


I wish that I had more time for a vacation this year

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/15/2008 9:31:21 AM   
Casseopia


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Status: offline 		granted but the only place you can go is antarctica and the only thing you packed was a speedo

I wish i could stop being so addicted to one particular man

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/15/2008 10:58:32 AM   
RoughFN


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Status: offline 		Granted. You are now completely addicted to Gilbert Gottfried instead.

I wish it was summer.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/15/2008 11:49:00 AM   
Casseopia


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Status: offline 		granted, but its also 135 degrees forever and youre going to have a perpetual sunburn. extra tasty crispy! (and i actually like gilbert gottfried..i know.. wierd)

I wish it didnt feel so good to be bad

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/15/2008 4:38:51 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, now it just feels bad to be good. You no longer do anything nice for anyone, so everyone hates you now. You can't exercise and eat healthy foods to stay in shape, and end up a 400lb blimp in a pink muu muu and brown slip on shoes, with chaffing sores between your legs and buckets of sweat running off you when you turn on a lamp.

I wish I could afford a houseful of new spunky furniture. *spunky means gorgeous where I am, not, ewww, cum*

< Message edited by MissMagnolia -- 1/15/2008 4:39:57 PM >

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/15/2008 4:55:40 PM   
RoughFN


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Status: offline 		Granted, but you forgot to clarify to the furniture designer and do indeed end up with a houseful of new stuff covered in jizz. And none of that simple leather or wood stuff that would wipe off easily. Oh no, all fabric and thoroughly soaked. Peter North was up all night.

I wish my dog would stop eating shit.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/15/2008 5:10:02 PM   
Casseopia


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Status: offline 		granted but now he eats everything else and your home is filled with chewed everything... and piles of dog shit

I wish I could go home

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/15/2008 5:21:14 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, you now find your home is in the monkey cage at the zoo. All day long it's monkeys wanking in public, monkeys throwing shit at you, monkeys stealing your bananas, monkeys trying to mount you, monkeys trying to groom you. You are so stressed, your left tit drops off and a passing bird eats it.

I wish I had a BIG screen television.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/16/2008 4:27:10 PM   
thornhappy


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Status: offline 		Granted - but it's so big that it only can be used in the yard.  And the neighbors keep looking at it, so no nasty movies for you!

I wish I hadn't eaten that pizza * urp *

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/16/2008 6:51:31 PM   
RoughFN


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Status: offline 		Granted. Instead, lacking food, you wolfed down an entire jar of pickled eggs. Old pickled eggs.

I wish I didn't have a sore throat

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/16/2008 8:24:26 PM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, it's not sore now, because a wolf tore it out. It was a big mean fucker and you did put up a mighty fight, but he won. Sorry.

I wish I could find a bra that actually FITS me.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/17/2008 1:09:43 AM   
Feric


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Status: offline 		Granted, but somebody coated the cups with crazy glue, so it stays on, permanently!

I wish I could accurately predict the numbers for the Lotto.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/17/2008 1:14:05 AM   
MissMagnolia


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Status: offline 		Granted. However, you forget to put a ticket in that week.

I wish I could wave a magic wand and find the perfect slave.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 1/17/2008 1:21:39 AM   
scifi1133


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Status: offline 		granted you find the perfect slave.......but hes someone elses and very happy with her and would never consider leaving her.......

I wish that mm was a sub damn hottie as she is

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