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ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 5:25:19 PM)

Granted. But he shows up with me and hopeless… it ruins your evening.
 
I wish this hard cider I am drinking was colder.   




lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 5:27:20 PM)

it is...now You have brain freeze[X(]!!!!
i wish i had a 900 credit score




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 5:29:21 PM)

Granted, but nobody believes that you are you

I wish people thought I was lron




SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 5:30:05 PM)

they do, but they also think you're insane and lock you away permanently

i wish i had enough self confidence to show interest in people instead of joke about it :(




ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 5:33:04 PM)

Granted, a personal session with Tony Robbins makes you an extroverted little slut.  ...wait 
 
I wish I was Tony Robbins.




lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 5:34:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Granted, a personal session with Tony Robbins makes you an extroverted little slut.  ...wait 
 
I wish I was Tony Robbins.
psst(i'm a big slut!)
Granted...now millions of people think ou're an annoying asshole
i wish GT had a week off with pay....




BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 5:42:56 PM)

granted, but it isn't with you, she ended up at RS house and is enjoying cold apple cider and more.

i wish i had more time in the day with out cutting into my sleep



LOL, i read too fast and thought you said with "play", but i will leave it like it is [:D]




ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 5:46:01 PM)

Granted… you have insomnia. 
 
I wish my new house was as big as my old one so I could have party with all this hard cider. 




BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 5:54:21 PM)

sheeesh i really can't read tonight.

granted, You get lost in Your new bigger house and can't find Your guests

i wish i wasn't so dim witted tonight




MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 5:58:21 PM)

Granted, you are not dimwitted tonight, but come tomorrow..........................................

I wish someone would pay for a tank of fuel for muh car.




batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 6:01:13 PM)

Granted, but in payment they take your car.

I wish I could figure people out.




BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 6:05:52 PM)

granted, but right afterwards your head explodes with all that info on people, too freaking scarey!

i wish i wasn't on my period, it really sucks because i am horny




hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 6:06:35 PM)

Granted, but in figuring it out you forget what it is you figured almost instantly...
Granted Bbw but its because you find out your preggers...

I wish I had some ginerale.




DarkVictory -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 6:13:40 PM)

Granted, now you own the gingerale factory, you're bankrupt, and being sued by the IRS.

I wish I owned the Lakers




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 6:15:13 PM)

Granted, you now own the all girl Jr lakers team... and a lot of hem dont feel so fresh for the first time...

I wish I had sexier boots




hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 6:22:46 PM)

Granted but now you have no feet...

I wish the IRS Guy was hot so I could... find a way to make him forgive my "debts"




batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 7:22:46 PM)

Granted, but he's totally gay.

I wish I were having sex right now.




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 7:26:05 PM)

Granted... but its with Ron Jeremy

I wish I had a pirate ship




batshalom -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 7:27:46 PM)

Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! (Talk about regret.)

Granted, but it's being hunted by DEA and is quickly filling with large caliber bullet holes.

I wish I weren't having sex with Ron Jeremy.




KCherry -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 7:28:51 PM)

Granted but you dont have any wenches such a tragety! lol

I wish I didnt have to do anymore homework tonight




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