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MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 7:30:27 PM)
Granted. You drop out of school and end up as the mad old cat lady who lives down the road. You're dirt poor, so have to eat the kittens. Poor things. I wish someone paid my bills this month.

lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 7:32:27 PM)
granted...but you are now a pawn in a white slavery ring and sent to Estonia to serve dirt farmers i wish i didn't have to get up at 5a.m .

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 7:38:28 PM)
Granted. You have to get up at 3 am. teeheehee. I wish Ash would show everyone the photo of him in the pink panty hose.

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 7:39:01 PM)
Granted but now your forced to get up at 2 am to deal with sick ums. Eep granted Mag... but the photo is actually a virus and frys everyones computer... I wish a partular someone would pull his head out of his ass and fucking call me already... I also wish I wasnt so snarky...

Arrrchibald -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 7:39:52 PM)
Granted, the boss's nephew now has your job. I wish I could find that rattling noise in my car.

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 8:41:58 PM)
granted, it was Your lugnuts getting coming loose i wish i was tired and could go to bed, i have to get up really early

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 8:48:02 PM)
Granted, you have narcolepsy and frequently fall asleep face first in your soup. I wish could get a massage, I’m sore from unpacking and moving.

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 8:51:21 PM)
Granted... but the oil is really wax and its a bit painful... I wish a particular someone would pull his head out of his ass and fucking call me already... I also wish I wasnt so snarky... Still

adrian28 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 8:53:42 PM)
Granted- he calls you and tells you that you're my sub now! I know how to deal with snarky remarks! I wish I had that harem.

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 9:02:25 PM)
Granted but its a harem of cats... I wish I didnt have to wax my legs...

adrian28 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 9:03:55 PM)
Granted- I'll wax your legs muahahahaha! I wish I had Cali for a few nights.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 9:05:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: adrian28 I wish I had that harem. Granted, they look like this: http://www.emba.uvm.edu/~dinitz/images/Dinitz-harem.iran.06.jpg quote: ORIGINAL: adrian28 I wish I had Cali for a few nights. Granted, but she has PMS the whole time. I wish polygamy was legal.

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 9:06:40 PM)
Granted you now own Cali...Fornia... and it falls into the ocean...' Granted but all the women all the time have pms... I wish I had some non falt ginerale...

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 9:37:16 PM)
Granted, an errant maneuver by a soda truck driver sends him crashing into your living room and now you have all the fresh gingerale you could want. I wish I had some hot tea & cookies… damn!

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 9:42:52 PM)
Granted but the tea is so hot it burns your mouth... and the cookies are so stale they break a tooth.. I wish the guy crashing throught my living room is hot, so I can sleep with him...

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 9:44:21 PM)
He is indeed hot. So hot that every woman wants him. Sadly (for you), he is gay. I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish.

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 9:50:01 PM)
Granted but you now the fish kills you... I wish I had someone to snuggle with that isnt a cat....

ResidentSadist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 9:51:23 PM)
Granted, it lives, and breeds, and throws off the entire ecosystem. I wish I still had my DVD copy of StrangeLand that my ex took when she left.

shahla00 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 9:54:42 PM)
Granted.... you have the DVD but it is cracked I wish I did not have to wash cloths

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/13/2008 9:56:46 PM)
Granted. You don't wash the clothes. You don't have any at all, in fact.[:D] I wish I wasn't so ticklish.

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