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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 7:30:27 PM   
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Granted. You drop out of school and end up as the mad old cat lady who lives down the road. You're dirt poor, so have to eat the kittens. Poor things.

I wish someone paid my bills this month.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 7:32:27 PM   
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granted...but you are now a pawn in a white slavery ring and sent to Estonia to serve dirt farmers
i wish i didn't have to get up at 5a.m .

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 7:38:28 PM   
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Granted. You have to get up at 3 am. teeheehee.

I wish Ash would show everyone the photo of him in the pink panty hose.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 7:39:01 PM   
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Granted but now your forced to get up at 2 am to deal with sick ums.

Eep granted Mag... but the photo is actually a virus and frys everyones computer...

I wish a partular someone would pull his head out of his ass and fucking call me already... I also wish I wasnt so snarky...


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 7:39:52 PM   
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Granted, the boss's nephew now has your job. 

I wish I could find that rattling noise in my car.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 8:41:58 PM   
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granted, it was Your lugnuts getting coming loose

i wish i was tired and could go to bed, i have to get up really early

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 8:48:02 PM   
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Granted, you have narcolepsy and frequently fall asleep face first in your soup. 
 
 
I wish could get a massage, I’m sore from unpacking and moving. 

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 8:51:21 PM   
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Granted... but the oil is really wax and its a bit painful...


I wish a particular someone would pull his head out of his ass and fucking call me already... I also wish I wasnt so snarky... Still


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 8:53:42 PM   
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Granted- he calls you and tells you that you're my sub now! I know how to deal with snarky remarks!

I wish I had that harem.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 9:02:25 PM   
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Granted but its a harem of cats...

I wish I didnt have to wax my legs...


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 9:03:55 PM   
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Granted- I'll wax your legs muahahahaha!

I wish I had Cali for a few nights.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 9:05:32 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: adrian28
I wish I had that harem.

Granted, they look like this:
http://www.emba.uvm.edu/~dinitz/images/Dinitz-harem.iran.06.jpg

quote:

ORIGINAL: adrian28
I wish I had Cali for a few nights.

Granted, but she has PMS the whole time.


I wish polygamy was legal.

< Message edited by ResidentSadist -- 5/13/2008 9:07:57 PM >


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 9:06:40 PM   
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Granted you now own Cali...Fornia... and it falls into the ocean...'
Granted but all the women all the time have pms...

I wish I had some non falt ginerale...

< Message edited by hopelessfool -- 5/13/2008 9:10:11 PM >


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 9:37:16 PM   
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Granted, an errant maneuver by a soda truck driver sends him crashing into your living room and now you have all the fresh gingerale you could want.
 
 
I wish I had some hot tea & cookies… damn!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 9:42:52 PM   
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Granted but the tea is so hot it burns your mouth... and the cookies are so stale they break a tooth..

I wish the guy crashing throught my living room is hot, so I can sleep with him...


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 9:44:21 PM   
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He is indeed hot. So hot that every woman wants him. Sadly (for you), he is gay.

I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 9:50:01 PM   
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Granted but you now the fish kills you...
I wish I had someone to snuggle with that isnt a cat....


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 9:51:23 PM   
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Granted, it lives, and breeds, and throws off the entire ecosystem.
 
I wish I still had my DVD copy of StrangeLand that my ex took when she left.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 9:54:42 PM   
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Granted.... you have the DVD but it is cracked


I wish I did not have to wash cloths


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 9:56:46 PM   
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Granted. You don't wash the clothes. You don't have any at all, in fact.

I wish I wasn't so ticklish.

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