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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 11:31:14 PM   
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Granted, your sick self is now at my house and you are granting the following:


I wish I had a slave to serve me this cider
http://www.woodchuck.com/Products/tabid/54/Default.aspx
as I lay in this bed
http://blog.dhomeandgarden.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/big-bed-lo.jpg
and watched Moragana perform this belly dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoarXuaYjGI

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 11:33:18 PM   
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Granted but the slave is me, Im still sick and now drunk from drinking all your cider... (oh thats going to be messy....)

I wish I my soup was still hot

< Message edited by hopelessfool -- 5/13/2008 11:35:15 PM >


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" I have nothing left to give, I have found the perfect end, You remain to make it hurt, disappear in to the dirt, carry me to heavens arms.....Dear Agony Just let go of me, suffer slowly, is this the way its gotta be, Dear Agony...."

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 11:38:52 PM   
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Granted, your soup is warmed up because this girl heats it with the friction of her breasts.  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naMI2-TOcO0)
 I wish I was watching Resident Evil (special edition) (http://www.residentevil.com/home.php)

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 11:40:24 PM   
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granted but its in japanese...

I wish my peircings were healed enough that I could change from barbells to rings....


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 11:53:12 PM   
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Granted, your piercings heal right now but that cold you have won’t heal.
 
I wish Sarah Brightman was my slave.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtEASyUDk0E  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMQS74UX2WM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9BlwYUdcS8

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/13/2008 11:57:40 PM   
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Evil RS. -sniffles-

Granted, but its because someone kidnapped her and brainwashed her and now you are in jail for the crime...

I wish cat wouldnt complain when I curl up in bed...


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 12:14:03 AM   
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Granted. The dog bites you instead.

I wish RS and all the girly chickies (including moi) could go clubbing together. Naked. Naturally.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 12:15:21 AM   
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Granted, but in seeing All the breasts you become hypnotized and end up in Tiwan as a slave worker...

I wish everyone would stop giving me damn dogs... The chinese resturant only accepts 2 a day....


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 12:21:09 AM   
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Granted, you now own the 15 foot cat eating Burmese python I used to have.
 I wish all the girls that go clubbing with MM and I were as unabashed and playful with there bewbage as this girl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBtkhVr45hg

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 12:26:30 AM   
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I told the Cat RS... Shes now plotting your demise...And It will be painful...

You get the playful girls, but they dont want to play with you but your younger brother you didnt know you had untill you read this thread...

I wish someone would take back this freaking snake as I hate snakes and count them as a hard limit of evil....

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 12:35:55 AM   
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Granted, my brother takes the snake.  Actually younger brother (late 20s) is quite handsome and has been served by my slaves before.  It starrted when he was greeted at the tampa airport where my slave got down and kissed his feet at the terminal.  My dad was lifestyle put didn’t expose us to it, he wanted us to make out own choices in lifestyle.  I was the one who corrupted lil bro… it all started when my slave did a strip tease for him.  
http://www.residentsadist.com/private/pics-my-photos/myphotos/ericMG19.jpg
 
I wish I was spending the night with more than 2 of the 3 kings (smoking-drinking-f*@king)

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 12:45:38 AM   
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Wish granted.  Suddenly, there are 3 guys dressed like the Burger King and they're all horny...

I wish my coworker would wake up and come in here so we could mess around. 


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 12:48:32 AM   
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Granted, they wake up and find themselves under your table and they feel very nauseous… they results aren’t pretty and the “mess” is “around” your house/
 I wish all girls could blow bubbles like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZkTkGVkP34

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 1:44:06 AM   
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Granted, but you go blind and can't watch any of us

i wish i had more damn chocolate in this house

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 2:09:53 AM   
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Granted, in fact your house is made of chocolate and it will melt on a hot summer day.
 
I wish all girls knew these oral sex tips:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csoK9vilIsQ (non graphic video)
http://entercourse.tv/sex-tips-episode-002-meet-me-downtown/  (non graphic video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LazCTvaE-Ps (pansexual non graphic video)
http://www.intimateassociates.com/swingers/articles/sex_education/deep_throat_how_to_29.php (graphic pics & text)
http://www.sexshop365.co.uk/catalog/articles/Boost-your-sex-life/deep_throat.html  (non graphic pics & text)

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 2:11:30 AM   
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Granted, but it's cursed because it's the devil's chocolate and only he can eat it.

i wish i had a new alarm clock, with an am/fm radio... old one finally broke the other night, *sigh*...


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 2:48:46 AM   
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Granted, but the volume control is stuck on loud.

i wish i didn't have to keep getting my roots dyed.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 2:56:29 AM   
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granted...you have alopcecia  no need to dye your scalp
i wish i had 3 more hours sleep

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 3:19:07 AM   
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granted, but those three hours are in the middle of your work day and you get fired

i wish i didnt have to go to work today

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/14/2008 3:21:47 AM   
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Granted...   your job sets up shop in your house.  Work comes to you.  ...including the annoying co-worker you try to avoid.
i wish it was raining...

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