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Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/14/2008 4:58:35 PM)
Granted... but its not a very good one, and just pisses her off more I wish I was having sex for the last 24 hours of my life

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/14/2008 5:00:04 PM)
Granted, but her cunt has teeth and ends up biting your penis... OFF I wish I had someone swoop in and save me right before I loose my skin....

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/14/2008 5:00:40 PM)
Granted, but its RS... I wish my penis wasnt bitten off

lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/14/2008 5:00:52 PM)
granted, but it's being gang blown by a bunch of irate gorillas i wish i was having sex for the next 24 minutes

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/14/2008 5:02:18 PM)
granted, but its with you own hand. i wish i could figure out why the hell i work at my job

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/14/2008 5:02:34 PM)
Granted but its with 24 different migits that barely last for 30 seconds each Granted BBW But it come with knowing its made out of human lives I wish RS would give me a massage after saving my skin...

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/14/2008 5:05:01 PM)
granted, but he does it with hydrochloric acid I wish I had more money tobuy stuff with

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/14/2008 5:06:22 PM)
Granted but its with badly counterfited dollars and your now sent to cuba to be "Questioned" I wish I was wearing an acid proof suit

mstrj69 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/14/2008 5:19:14 PM)
Granted but to be sure the acid stays out, it covers your entire body and will not even let air in so you can breathe. I wish I didn't have to write paychecks tomorrow.

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/14/2008 5:29:01 PM)
Granted, but now you have to hide my dead body instead you get caught and are now sent to australia where a man named paul wants to eat you alive I wish I was immortal and didnt did from suffication

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/14/2008 6:12:08 PM)
Granted. You are now immortal. However, not an immortal like a sexy vampire. Immortal as in a ghoul who lives in the graveyard, eating the rotting remains of bodies. God your breath is foul. I aint kissing ya. I wish I had more money.

lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/14/2008 7:05:53 PM)
you have more money...but it is all in change form...the heaviness of your pockets causes serious back problems forcing you to spend the rest of your days as a hunched over jingling shrew i wish the perfume my cousin gave me for mother's day hadn't been so cheap it made my chest break out{scratches}

SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/14/2008 8:29:35 PM)
Granted, but now it's more expensive and contains acid in it burning your skin clear off... I wish i had some cheesecake

domahpet -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/14/2008 8:40:54 PM)
granted but its five years old and has never been refridgerated. i wish there was and easier way to do laundry...

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/14/2008 8:41:01 PM)
Granted But its made of swiss cheese and crackers... Granted Domah... Its called not doing it... and your Dom leaves you because you smell so bad.... I wish I had someone to amuse me...

Leatherist -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/14/2008 8:43:00 PM)
So Pennywise the dancing clown appears, and pulls you down a sewer pipe. I want a cat.

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/14/2008 8:44:24 PM)
Granted Leatherist, the cat is me.... I wish I had some cookies...

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/14/2008 8:45:25 PM)
granted, but you have to pay me back for them with carnal favors I wish I had more rings

hopelessfool -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/14/2008 8:50:22 PM)
Granted but it ends up being 50 pounds of ring balogna... I wish the carnal desires Ash inflicts on me, are enjoyable...

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/14/2008 8:52:26 PM)
Granted, however you wont e able to walk for years afterwards I wish I could turn my bologna meats into art

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