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SinLee -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/15/2008 11:09:41 PM)
Granted, but they're distorted and look more like a woman than yourself I wish someone would entertain me this evening... more than just trying to cyber me /rolls eyes

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/15/2008 11:37:18 PM)
granted, but he dresses up in a clown outfit and makes balloon animals i wish my cat wasn't such a perv and watched me use that bathroom every dang time i go in

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 1:01:46 AM)
Granted. Now he comes into the bathroom with you and licks his lips as he claws at your breasticles(see, I know medical terminology[:D], fuck I'm so cool). I wish someone would come over and cook dinner.

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 1:04:00 AM)
LOL, breasticles, that killed me, how the heck did you know they hang low like testicles, hmmm, looking for the hidden cam. Granted, but it is the chef from that show fear factor and he has an abundance of meal worms and maggots today. i wish i was tired so i could to to bed

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 1:24:51 AM)
hums to herself... "Oh do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro? ..." Don't mind me, lol... [;)] Granted, but you won't be tired until tomorrow night. i wish i wasn't so bored tonight...

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 1:52:02 AM)
hmmph [sm=ass.gif] Granted, you are so busy that you don't even have time to pee and you have an accident. i wish, i wish, my tits didn't hang looooooowwwww

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 1:55:23 AM)
Granted. You will never be bored again. Ever. Life will be one long party with fireworks and circuses and clowns and booze, dancing doggies, blood transfusions, drama's everywhere you go. You'll get so tired because you can't sleep from all the excitement, and you start getting homicidal. Eventually, you find a gun and take out every window in the city, get dragged to prison, where police will kindly let you roam free (so's you don't get bored) and you'll commit suicide by eating 6 week old tapioca pudding and throwing yourself down the stairs on a banana skin. You should have just got a DVD to watch or gone out with a freind. Sheesh. I wish I had a coconut.

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 1:56:45 AM)
Oh furk it. Ya beat me BBspunkette.[:@] Granted, you're tits are so high, they interfere with your hairstyle. Careful with those bobby pins in ya nipples!!![:D] I still wish I had a coconut.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 2:09:05 AM)
Granted, but since this is "Ruin A Wish", the coconut you now have, now has YOU! i wish for a swim suit that fits me and looks stylish, and one that i can use to go swimming... (no fur bikini swimsuits, please!)...

lilmissdefiant -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 2:09:53 AM)
congradulations you now own a stylish swim suit, unfortunately its going to rain everyday you decide to go for a swim i wish i was dating Shannon Moore

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 2:14:04 AM)
Granted. You are now dating Shannon Moore. However, Shannon Moore only has five minutes to live, so you'd better get moving. And quickly. I wish I had my fish tank set up.

lilmissdefiant -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 2:25:43 AM)
Granted Your fish take is set up but all the fish are dead. i wish Shannon Moore and i lived happily ever after for a long time

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 2:50:07 AM)
Granted, but since like MM said, he only had five minutes to live and unfortunately, he's passed now. Those five minutes, hope you used them wisely... [;)] (Pssst! lilmissdefiant - you've got CMail on the other side!) i wish i had something to motivate me to write again...

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 3:01:19 AM)
Granted. However, the source of your inspiration is an alien named Cecil from a galaxy far, far away. And he has to get home for dinner. His wife's a bitch and he's kinda scared of her, so he's in a hurry. Poor Cecil. He's only got an hour till he has to leave. Type quickly. I wish I had an egg and lettuce sandwich.

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 3:11:18 AM)
Lol! An alien named "Cecil", eh? rolls her eyes Granted, but the cook wasn't at his best today and there's a little... <crunch>... surprise in the egg for you... and that lettuce, oh my... i don't think you want to eat that, MM... i wish i could get this silly song outta my head! Grr, it's annoying! [8D]

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 3:26:14 AM)
Granted. However, you now have THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS, IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS stuck in there. hehehehehe I wish I was drinking champagne from a crystal flute.

everhope -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 3:40:55 AM)
granted...the flute is elegant and the champagne divine, but the company you are keeping are more boring than a slug race. i wish my hair straight today.

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 3:58:08 AM)
Granted. It went straight. Straight down the plug hole while you were showering this morning!! Now you'll have to wear the only wig available. The Florence Henderson/Carol Brady Bob. I bet you wished you had curly hair now. I wish I could read Tolstoy without falling asleep.

lronitulstahp -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 4:09:36 AM)
granted...but he is now the only author you can read without falling asleep... i wish my best friend came to FL for a visit

lilmissdefiant -> RE: Ruin A Wish (5/16/2008 4:34:55 AM)
Granted! Your best friend comes over but then catches the flu and has to go home imediately I Wish Shannon Moore (seeing as MM killed him!) was alive again, so He and i can spend a long long relationship which ends in marriage. and Me and him never died.

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