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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/27/2008 2:36:26 PM   
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Granted, but through an IRS error you're overtaxed on each though and end up owing the government money

I wish I could take back some things i've said recently.


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/27/2008 6:27:50 PM   
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    granted, but you have to take all of them back, and now your friends think you're no longer on speaking terms...
     
    i wish i was happy

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/27/2008 7:24:56 PM   
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    You are now happy, due to a pile of pretty colored pills you must take daily. Your liver is deeply offended, and safewords out through your rear end.


    I wish I knew where my keys were

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/27/2008 8:09:23 PM   
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    granted. It is now very easy to find your keys, the same way I found mine for years. You just shout 'First one to find Mommy's keys gets a quarter' and hear the pitty patty of many, MANY little feet scampering about finding your keys - where they hid them!

    I wish Master would come to be and beat me.

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/27/2008 9:01:46 PM   
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    Granted, your Master comes home drags you by the hair and beats you ....
    with a feather.  Poor you :(


    I wish I found that perfect one for our home all ready.

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 1:02:23 AM   
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    Granted - unfortunately, the Perfect one that you found has four feet, fur, and uses your backyard as a toilet.
     
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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 2:39:32 AM   
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    Granted, but you lose the claim ticket. 


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 3:07:21 AM   
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    granted...your broswer no longer lets You post here....and the withdrawal sennds You to hospital with the shakes....

    i wish i had more time to do what i wanted

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 4:43:52 AM   
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    Granted, but you wake up in a version of Ground Hog's Day 2, with "this is the day that never ends" song playing in your head that won't quit either...

    I wish I had the 2 hours of my life back that I lost when I went to see Ground Hog's Day.

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 6:08:25 AM   
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    granted, but you use those 2 hours to see another movie: Gigli
     
    I wish my boobs were perkier

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 8:54:48 AM   
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    Granted. You now have the perkiest little rasins ever.

    I wish my daughter would stop throwing up.

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 9:58:20 AM   
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    Granted.  She now has diarrhea instead.

    I wish Potsie would get off of [Awaiting Approval].

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 10:15:20 AM   
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    I'm off "Awaiting Approval" and am on your doorstep instead!

    I wish that I wasn't so tired all of the time!

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 2:03:54 PM   
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    quote:

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    Granted you are no longer [Awaiting Approval] but regret what ever it is you posted once it finally goes through.

     
    I wish I didn’t spend the day drinking margaritas while munching on excellent Mexican food, then taking all those naked pictures of my ex so she can be in that girlie magazine because at 5:30 I am supposed to meet my GF and now I am tired and a bit tipsy.

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 4:26:26 PM   
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    Granted.  But your ex and your current gf meet, and decide they both like each other more than they like you, and run off together.

    I wish dogs were easier to housebreak.

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 4:59:33 PM   
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    granted......they hold all bodily excretions til they explode......but they explode on the porch of course......

    i wish i had some aa batteries......

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 5:07:49 PM   
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    Granted, you have a life time supply of dead AA batteries.

    i wish i had a kiwi fruit.

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 5:32:32 PM   
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    Granted, but you will need forceps and a speculum to get it out.
     
    I wish I had forceps and a speculum… 

    (man this one's gonna' hurt I bet)


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 6:13:44 PM   
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    Granted.  But you lost both of them inside your most recent girlfriend.

    I wish I had a better computer.

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 6:22:26 PM   
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    Granted.  But, it came with Vista.

    I wish I could afford a brazlian laser treatment.

    (I'm gonna regret this one, I just know it.)

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