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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 6:26:19 PM   
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I wish I could find the box with all my needles in it.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 6:30:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted. However, it is in the bottom of a well. A strange ghost child lives there, who begins to haunt your life. Oops. that's The Grudge. I mean granted, you found your box of needles. However, they are now completely blunt and rusted. And in the bottom  of a well, with a strange ghost child. Fuck, not her again!!

I want a perfect cup of coffee.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 6:40:37 PM   
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I wish I could find the stuff to finish this spanking bench I am working on


edited because the translation from Phinese is not always a smooth one.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 6:41:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia
I want a perfect cup of coffee.


Granted, but it is a cup of Kopi Luwak*.  I love MM and I know that was a ‘shitty’ thing to do but I had too.  Someone made me do it, honest.

I wish I had a nice hot cup of tea, served to me by a naked large breasted slave. 
 
 
* Cat poop coffee - made from coffee berries which have been eaten by and passed through the digestive tract of the Asian Palm Civet
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ORIGINAL: Phin
I wish I could find the stuff to finish this spanking bench I am working on

Granted but it is at the bottom of a well and a strange ghost child lives there, who begins to haunt your life.

< Message edited by ResidentSadist -- 5/28/2008 6:44:14 PM >

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 6:49:05 PM   
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i wish i could stop myself from overreacting


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 6:59:13 PM   
    purepleasure


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    I wish people would be nicer to each other.

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 7:06:13 PM   
    ResidentSadist


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    ORIGINAL: SinLee
    i wish i could stop myself from overreacting

    Granted, you learn to stop yourself but, everyone else around you starts overreacting!
     
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    ORIGINAL: purepleasure
    I wish people would be nicer to each other.

    Granted, God steps down to Earth, takes away everyone’s clothes and gives us all guns.  90 days later, all the rude assholes are dead and there is nothing left to fight about because we can all see who has the biggest dick.  The world becomes a nicer place. 
     
    I wish the corned beef in my crock-pot was done and I had a naked large breasted slave to serve it to me. 

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 7:08:15 PM   
    SinLee


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    i wish i was somewhere warm with someone who'd take advantage of me :p


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 7:08:19 PM   
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    i wish had a baby grand piano

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 7:13:12 PM   
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    i wish had a baby grand piano

    Granted, but you now live in a studio apt and it takes up all the room.  You have to sleep on it. 
     
    I wish I had naked tulip to torture and take pleasure in at will.

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 7:22:21 PM   
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    Status: offline     		you do...but the pot that the tortured tulip is in,crashes to the floor, spilling potting soil everywhere

    i wish i had a swing set

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 7:25:57 PM   
    ResidentSadist


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    ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp
    i wish i had a swing set


    Granted, you have a swing set, Fred & Charlie, gay swingers that now live with you and throw huge parties every night causing you to get run out of the neighborhood. 

    I wish the needles, the spanking bench and all that other lost BDSM stuff found in the bottom of the well were in my living room and I had a naked large breasted slave to use it all on.
     
    (have you noticed a running theme here?  I hate it when something comes up and the GF cancels your plans for the night)

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 7:28:56 PM   
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    i wish i had something worth doing right now


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 7:32:32 PM   
    lronitulstahp


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    i wish i could visit Montana


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 7:33:36 PM   
    ResidentSadist


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    ORIGINAL: SinLee
    i wish i had something worth doing right now

    Granted, but that something worth doing is at my house and involves the needles, the spanking bench and all that other lost BDSM gear... and unfortunately for you, I am in a very nonconsensual mood.
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    ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp
    i wish i could visit Montana

    Granted, but it is with Fred & Charlie… and me.  It also involves the needles, the spanking bench and all that other lost BDSM… and unfortunately for you, I am in a very nonconsensual mood.

    I wish I had all the DVDs I gave to my ex.

    < Message edited by ResidentSadist -- 5/28/2008 7:35:49 PM >

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 7:42:29 PM   
    purepleasure


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    I wish I could come up with more witty responses to this thread.

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/28/2008 7:43:37 PM   
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    I wish my next project is going to be huge!

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/29/2008 12:52:44 AM   
    SinLee


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    i wish i wasn't alone right now


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/29/2008 1:00:13 AM   
    MissMagnolia


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    Status: offline     		Granted. You are not alone. You are now in the bottom of an empty well. A well empty but for that strange ghost child who lives there. I suggest you have some hair clippers handy.

    I wish I was a large breasted serving wench at RS's house (although he majorly sux after the cat poo coffee comment, that's the last time I give him a blow job let me tell you).

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 5/29/2008 1:02:45 AM   
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    (rs, you owe me!)

    i wish ... i wish, i could be in the states doing a round of visiting right about now.... (east, west and central)

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