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MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 10:25:12 PM)
see what i mean about being waaaay too slow? Granted... the 12th is here, but due to severe weather all modes of transport are unusable I wish i typed faster

celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 10:54:09 PM)
Granted...but now you can't spell I wish I was a pitcher for Boston Red Sox

MistressK1964 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 11:01:13 PM)
Granted. you just got into a brawl and broke both legs. I wish I was super human.

celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 11:03:06 PM)
Granted...now you're "run away from danger woman" I wish my slave were dipped in chocolate....

sunshinemiss -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2008 12:09:52 AM)
Yep... and the Midas touch story comes to mind. i wish life were a bowl of cherries

SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2008 5:25:44 AM)
granted....but you get only the pits (too easy i know) i wish i had a summer job that i could just go work what ever hours i feel like working,.

cjan -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2008 5:52:40 AM)
Granted, but you are now George W Bush in the waning days b eing POTUS I wish my CM crush was here giving me a bj

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2008 6:29:58 AM)
Granted - HE is waiting for you I wish I could sit at home and relax today

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2008 6:32:02 AM)
granted but tomorrow you have to do all the worked for 10 ppl at work i wish i could recharge my ac unit

MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2008 7:04:09 AM)
Granted, but the unit won't turn on I wish I had a self-cleaning house

hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2008 8:51:13 AM)
Granted - you now have a house that cleans itself, but much like "Pat" from Disney's "Smart House" - the AI that runs things is completely insane and is holding you prisoner for your own good. I wish it were cheaper to go to the Bahamas

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2008 9:10:12 AM)
granted, but once you get there, you are taken hostage by a band of pirates, and not the lovable cookie ones either. i wish i had an AC unit or a slave to fan me.

parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2008 9:17:26 AM)
Granted, the kid vomited in your mouth as you were speaking. I wish I was on a private isle.....alone w/an endless supply of good books/good weather!

cjan -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2008 9:21:57 AM)
Granted...but your toy batteries are dead and your fingers are cramping. I wish I had a deep dish pizza from Uno's of Chicago.

hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2008 9:25:50 AM)
Granted - but it was mailed a week ago and isn't in good enough condition to eat. I wish my dang cat would find someplace Other than my desk to sleep

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2008 9:26:16 AM)
granted but it was made with meats from a cow with mad cows dizees ( Beat that wish ruiner ) LMAO just kiddign i wish that i had a dime for eveyr time i passed a stop sighne

parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2008 9:26:45 AM)
Granted, but you found a dead water bug instead of a black olive! I wish that I wouldn't bite my fingernails so much (Uh oh)

cjan -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2008 11:34:58 AM)
Granted...enjoy gnawing on those hooks on the ends of your arms, but, please be careful. Btw, bugs have more protein that black olives, and, well, I am a guy... I wish, with the weekend coming up 'n all, my inflatable doll hadn't sprung a leak from too much vigorous thrusting.

parttimehotty -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2008 11:52:48 AM)
Granted, doll is fixed but now she's a he! I WISH boxing class was over and I was home

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/6/2008 12:38:14 PM)
granted but you got a black eye i wish i could box

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