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MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/4/2008 10:00:39 PM)
Granted - but get used to being awake because once you fall asleep you wont wake up again I wish my sub had served better wine tonight

purepleasure -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 4:23:12 AM)
Granted. But it was $3,000, and she purchased it with your American Express Card. I wish I had an efficient assistant to take care of some of the mundane details that take up too much of my time.

hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 6:50:29 AM)
Granted - but you find paying for that assistant to take care of little details leaves you broke and unable to afford anything that might Cause little details I wish I could get a final decision made on where to go for my vacation.

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 6:54:59 AM)
Granted - I have booked you a private room at Alcatraz - for a very long time I wish my paddle was getting a little more use

MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 7:52:33 AM)
Granted. But it's being used as a ping-pong paddle. ~I wish I could make decisions more easily

MrSpectacular -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 6:49:06 PM)
Granted - you always say yes to everything from now on - can I have a million dollars? I wish it was the weekend already

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 6:55:36 PM)
Granted. Unfortunately, you missed out on the days leading up to the weekend. The government paid $50,000 to anyone named Mr Spectacular on a BDSM site, he had to collect it on Friday morning. I wish for a cookie.

MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 7:21:43 PM)
Granted, but it's not one of Asher's home-made ones... it's an avocado-lemon cookie, and a stale one at that... (eew) I wish I hadn't eaten that 1/2 scoop of ice cream

MissMagnolia -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 8:01:03 PM)
Granted. You ate that last tub of icecream[:D] I wish I had perky boobs.

servantheart -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 8:04:56 PM)
Granted. One is very noticeably bigger than the other one and your nipples are inverted. I wish I could get a chocolate shake from Chick-fil-A right now.

celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 8:06:42 PM)
Granted. There's no more Mucinex within the city limits. I wish I had a case of Young's Double Chocolate Stout

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 8:11:13 PM)
granted but you are babysitting your nieces and nephews who ate it all I wish there was some better kind of weather in kansas

celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 8:14:50 PM)
granted...but you've just been transferred to El Paso, Texas I wish my nieces and nephews would stay the hell out of my beer.

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 8:15:28 PM)
Granted. But you're in Cambodian jungle. During the rainy season. Hundreds of miles from civilization. Without an umbrella. I wish someone would come clean my house so I don't have to.

celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 8:18:15 PM)
Granted....but it was your mother-in-law and she discovered all your kinky toys. I wish I had more kinky toys.....

sunshinemiss -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 8:21:17 PM)
You got it girlie... That is one clean house.... Sadly there's a tornado coming.... and whoops there it goes.... and your house just landed on a cow in a pasture. I wish I had a well paying job

SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 8:21:29 PM)
Heh. I'm not married...anymore. Thankfully. Granted. But you're the last person on the planet so there's no one else to use them on. I wish I had more cookies.

celticlord2112 -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 8:30:09 PM)
Granted....but your ex showed up and started chowing down on them. I wish I had courtside tickets for the Lakers and the Celtics in the finals

dovie -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 8:34:39 PM)
Granted, but now you're a female cheerleader and your period just started.......ouch I wish I could spend the weekend sailing near Malta.

MakeMeSmile4U -> RE: Ruin A Wish (6/5/2008 8:52:25 PM)
Granted, but you're sailing with a bunch of drunken, syphilis infected pirates (yuck) I wish my kid didn't just projectile-vomit all over my bed and floor

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