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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 4:28:14 PM   
PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.


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- I will only answer to Kit. Keep the "slut" and "slave" mess to yourselves. -

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 4:31:12 PM   
MrSpectacular


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I wish the Iraq war was over


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Yes I am Spectacular and they are real!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 4:33:05 PM   
PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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Status: offline 		Granted, someone has tipped them off that you are the true terrorist. Start running!

I wish these damn trannies weren't my pets or followers, dangit.



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I'm human before I'm property, and my Master loves me the way I am.

- I will only answer to Kit. Keep the "slut" and "slave" mess to yourselves. -

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 4:35:00 PM   
MrSpectacular


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I wish that puppies would always be loyal


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Yes I am Spectacular and they are real!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 4:36:12 PM   
PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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Status: offline 		Noooo~! I only want the one I have!

Granted, but they remain loyal to everyone but you.

I wish this computer wasn't making all this damned noise.


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I'm human before I'm property, and my Master loves me the way I am.

- I will only answer to Kit. Keep the "slut" and "slave" mess to yourselves. -

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 4:38:45 PM   
MrSpectacular


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I wish I can be nice to my emloyees this coming week


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 4:40:06 PM   
PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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Status: offline 		Granted, but you are so nice, you have given them all the next two weeks off, and are stuck picking up the slack.

I wish the AC was working properly.


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- I will only answer to Kit. Keep the "slut" and "slave" mess to yourselves. -

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 4:51:40 PM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		Granted, the ac works great but the heat wave causes an overload and you power to your grid.

I wish all the girls in the world were bisexual.

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I give good thread.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 4:58:17 PM   
PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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Status: offline 		Granted, but they all lose their sex drives and have no desire to perform.

I wish I had an ice cream cone.


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I'm human before I'm property, and my Master loves me the way I am.

- I will only answer to Kit. Keep the "slut" and "slave" mess to yourselves. -

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 5:50:11 PM   
MrSpectacular


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I wish I could dance the tango


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 5:54:26 PM   
PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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Status: offline 		Granted, but your dance partner is my ex pet, the grossly overweight, one-legged tranny and he/she has broken both of your legs; you will not dance the tango again.

I wish the kitten wouldn't leap on me!


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- I will only answer to Kit. Keep the "slut" and "slave" mess to yourselves. -

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 6:08:38 PM   
Maya2001


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I wish I had  the gardening all finished


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Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way myself

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 6:21:13 PM   
PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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Status: offline 		Granted, but now your garden is full of massive, man-eating plants with a hankering for your luscious thighs; beware!

I wish finding a female "fuck-buddy" for the boyfriend was easier.


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I'm human before I'm property, and my Master loves me the way I am.

- I will only answer to Kit. Keep the "slut" and "slave" mess to yourselves. -

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 6:47:09 PM   
lronitulstahp


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i wish i felt like going to karaoke tonight

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 6:52:07 PM   
PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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Status: offline 		Granted, but if you go, no one is singing well, and everyone is singing the same Michael Jackson Thriller song tonight, and butchering it beyond reason.

I wish my throat wasn't scratchy so I wouldn't be embarrased to sing for Master. Urgh.


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I'm human before I'm property, and my Master loves me the way I am.

- I will only answer to Kit. Keep the "slut" and "slave" mess to yourselves. -

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 8:13:16 PM   
shivermetimbers


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Status: offline 		Granted, your Master is now deaf.

I wish I knew which fork to use at a restaurant

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I love you Deanna, you make every day a better day.

If we descended from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ3CJi0Ih9s&feature=player_embedded

http://www.thebuccozone.com/piratesong.htm

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 8:35:20 PM   
Puppy4goodHome


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From: Beachwood Ohio and a few others
Status: offline 		granted but it was hot when you picked it up and burnt you realy bad

I wish i could go swimming with the sharks and not be killed

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Pup on the loose better watch out

ross.g
Puppster
puppy

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 8:39:40 PM   
PanthersMom


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From: Cleveland Ohio
Status: offline 		granted you go swimming with them and are only maimed.

i wish i was on vacation far away from here!

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That which does not kill me, better run pretty damn fast

I miss my ex, but my aim is improving!




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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 8:44:13 PM   
Puppy4goodHome


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Status: offline 		granted but you end up in iraq

I wish i was in CT right now

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Pup on the loose better watch out

ross.g
Puppster
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/8/2008 8:48:36 PM   
PanthersMom


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Status: offline 		granted, you are on the opposite end of CT from where you want to be.

i wish iraq was a tropical resort in the middle of the pacific

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That which does not kill me, better run pretty damn fast

I miss my ex, but my aim is improving!




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