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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 12:48:27 PM   
PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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Status: offline 		Granted, but your transportation breaks down on your way, and the only person willing to pick you up is a strange 500lb truck driving tranny named Ed.

I wish my Master didn't know when I was lying!


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 12:48:35 PM   
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I wish i was a mobster

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 12:50:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR

Granted, but your transportation breaks down on your way, and the only person willing to pick you up is a strange 500lb truck driving tranny named Ed.

I wish my Master didn't know when I was lying!



Granted, but now he doesn't know when you're telling the truth either.

I wish I had a Master

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 12:51:30 PM   
PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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Status: offline 		Granted, but you're a bad one and are wearing cement shoes within a night's time.

Edit for Parttime too!: Granted, but he's that 500lb truck driving tranny that picks up hitch hikers!

I wish my beer were cold. Ew...


< Message edited by PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -- 6/9/2008 12:52:29 PM >

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:07:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		granted, your beer is cold, however it's inside a 10 ft square block of ice.

i wish my court case would come thru in my favor!


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:09:18 PM   
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I wish I had a brand new car..................still had the plastic on it!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:10:22 PM   
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:14:28 PM   
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I wish I had a brand new car..................still had the plastic on it!
Granted, but it is forever sealed in plastic, all you can do is stare at it; enjoy!

I wish that I wasn't wearing this damn dress.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:15:04 PM   
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I'm still waiting for my car!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:15:31 PM   
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I wish i could sing like a star
Granted, but you are in a coma and will never sing for an audience beyond your dreams.

Same wish, damned dress.


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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:16:11 PM   
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ORIGINAL: PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR

quote:



I wish I had a brand new car..................still had the plastic on it!
Granted, but it is forever sealed in plastic, all you can do is stare at it; enjoy!

I wish that I wasn't wearing this damn dress.



Granted, now you're wearing your granny's house frock.

I wish I may I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:16:34 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		Granted.  But...isn't it a bit breezy in here?

I wish it would STOP RAINING.

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:17:44 PM   
PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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Status: offline 		Granted, but the wish is always ruined in some form or fashion; AND JIMENY CRICKET HAS DIED.

I wish the new kitten wasn't so... Whiney.


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- I will only answer to Kit. Keep the "slut" and "slave" mess to yourselves. -

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:17:48 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		Granted, but now you have to spend your days with a bunch of "lost boys" of questionable sexual orientation, and one little fairy.

I wish ParttimeHotty wouldn't keep stepping on my lines.

E.

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:18:38 PM   
parttimehotty


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I wish I was at the beach.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:19:18 PM   
PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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I wish ParttimeHotty wouldn't keep stepping on my lines.

E.
Granted, now ParttimeHotty is stepping on your crotch.

I wish my grade point average had not dropped to a 3.9 >;(


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- I will only answer to Kit. Keep the "slut" and "slave" mess to yourselves. -

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:20:36 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		Granted, but you do the splits and now there's sand...well you KNOW where....OUCH!

I wish I wasn't always sandwiched between Parttimehotty and PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR  wait...NO  I don't wish that AT ALL!

uh...

E.

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:20:43 PM   
PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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Status: offline 		Edit:: Granted, you are now sandwiched between two large trannies!

I wish for a cheap tattoo!

< Message edited by PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR -- 6/9/2008 1:21:46 PM >

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- I will only answer to Kit. Keep the "slut" and "slave" mess to yourselves. -

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:24:22 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		Granted, you get an Asian character tat'd right in the middle of the small of your back for $9.95, but the Chinese tell you it means "mangy little dog girl" and the Japanese tell you it means "tramp stamp here".

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner.... (braces himself)

E.



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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/9/2008 1:26:43 PM   
PuPpYsLt4mAsTeR


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Status: offline 		Granted, and I gobble you right up!

I wish my Master wouldn't have to be all bruised!


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I'm human before I'm property, and my Master loves me the way I am.

- I will only answer to Kit. Keep the "slut" and "slave" mess to yourselves. -

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