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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 7:45:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: celticlord2112
I wish rainwater were beer!

OK... so do I.  Of all the wishes I have ruined, I just can't ruin that wish. 

I also wish rainwater were beer!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 8:49:53 PM   
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 8:57:14 PM   
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Unfortunately it's with a 250lb dude named Jimbo that has a raging thirteen by ten inch hardon and your poised in a doggystyle postion, and no reach around!

I wish I was twelve again

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 9:00:38 PM   
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 9:02:43 PM   
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I wish I didn't have to get up soooo early tomorrow

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 9:04:21 PM   
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I wish I could send 'photo' money for my 'photo' running through a red light" ticket.....grrrr

edited to add, I need to type faster....LOL

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 9:05:27 PM   
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I wish I could get drunk tonight

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 9:09:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted, you get drunk tonight. Sadly, your alcohol tolerance level is much lower than you thought, and after two drinks you are bellydancing on the table at a restaurant, naked and you get chucked out. Without your clothes. Yes officer, I am absolutely fine, I don't need some uptight cop giving me grief so piss off. OOPS.

I wish I hadn't eaten that chocolate bar.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 9:09:44 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted, it is raining beer.  All you have to do is go outside and open up your mouth!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 9:10:40 PM   
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 9:11:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		To MM  Granted - I bet you do - it is 8 foot long weighs 80 lb;s - your diet is shot to hell

To RS - Granted - the 400 lb tranny is on his way over!

I wish I could have a pint of nice English beer right now

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 9:18:56 PM   
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 9:35:52 PM   
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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 9:43:36 PM   
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Status: offline 		Granted, the roofies the gay biker gang slipped into your drink are working well and you are sleeping like a baby.  Then in comes this 400 lb tranny…
 OK… I wish I had a big steak!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 10:24:54 PM   
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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 10:27:33 PM   
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    I wish I some ice cream, a cherry and fudge syrup.

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 10:29:16 PM   
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    i wish i had some ice cream now, damn you


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 10:53:02 PM   
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    Status: offline     		Granted, you now have ice cream. However, it isn't in your mouth, so unless you can wait for it to melt, or you'e a contortionist, you cant get at it.

    I wish RS would send photos of himself sans clothing.

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 10:55:17 PM   
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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 11:03:40 PM   
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    I wish everyone had the middle name of lee.

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