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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 11:05:04 PM   
shivermetimbers


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I wish I had two more beers in the fridge.

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If we descended from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 11:08:07 PM   
MissMagnolia


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I wish I had a donkey.

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 11:09:18 PM   
shivermetimbers


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I wish I could speak Spanish.

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I love you Deanna, you make every day a better day.

If we descended from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ3CJi0Ih9s&feature=player_embedded

http://www.thebuccozone.com/piratesong.htm

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 11:13:33 PM   
ResidentSadist


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I wish Miss Magnolia had a donkey… LOL
Wait,,, I wish I could watch Miss Magnolia with her donkey..
Wait……. I wish all the girls had donkeys…
Wait,,,,,,, fuck it,,,, I wish I had a Corona!

< Message edited by ResidentSadist -- 6/11/2008 11:14:10 PM >

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 11:15:14 PM   
shivermetimbers


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Status: offline 		LMAO....Granted....you have all the Corona you can drink, you get drunker than hell, and instead of Miss Magnolia, you sleep with the donkey.

I wish I wasn't almost pissing myself laughing

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I love you Deanna, you make every day a better day.

If we descended from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ3CJi0Ih9s&feature=player_embedded

http://www.thebuccozone.com/piratesong.htm

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 11:18:05 PM   
ResidentSadist


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I wish I hadn’t gotten drunk and slept with that donkey!!!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 11:38:21 PM   
shivermetimbers


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I wish I knew more donkey jokes

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I love you Deanna, you make every day a better day.

If we descended from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ3CJi0Ih9s&feature=player_embedded

http://www.thebuccozone.com/piratesong.htm

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 11:39:53 PM   
ResidentSadist


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I wish I had a slave to fetch me another beer.. his one is almost done!

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RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 11:40:59 PM   
SinLee


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i wish i had a drink


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 11:41:19 PM   
    shivermetimbers


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    I wish that beer was cheaper than water.

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    I love you Deanna, you make every day a better day.

    If we descended from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ3CJi0Ih9s&feature=player_embedded

    http://www.thebuccozone.com/piratesong.htm

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 11:46:01 PM   
    ResidentSadist


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    Status: offline     		Granted, as before, a page or two back, rainwater is beer!  Unfortunately, there is a drought in your area right now. 
     
    I wish a sexy ass slave was trapped in my purdy red cage!

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 11:47:18 PM   
    SinLee


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    i wish i was somewhere else


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 11:48:48 PM   
    shivermetimbers


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    I wish liquor stores just had delivery chutes to my house

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    I love you Deanna, you make every day a better day.

    If we descended from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ3CJi0Ih9s&feature=player_embedded

    http://www.thebuccozone.com/piratesong.htm

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 11:49:28 PM   
    SinLee


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    i wish there wasn't a donkey


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/11/2008 11:59:34 PM   
    ResidentSadist


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    I wish I had a small pony.

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/12/2008 12:01:33 AM   
    SinLee


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    i wish all the aminals that walked on four legs would go away and just leave beasts behind


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/12/2008 12:06:08 AM   
    ResidentSadist


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    ”In this place the animals are free 
    … 'cause the animals are me” 
     
     I wish all my old poetry was already typed up instead of in notebooks.

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/12/2008 12:15:18 AM   
    dreamofthemoon


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    (Sorry, tired, mind not worky.)

    i wish someone were here to give me a back and shoulder massage tonight....


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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/12/2008 12:19:16 AM   
    ResidentSadist


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    I wish I had another cold beer.

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    RE: Ruin A Wish - 6/12/2008 12:53:37 AM   
    MissMagnolia


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    I wish I had a monkey.

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