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KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 5:23:15 AM)

Good thread to wake up and splort coffee all over laughing too....wonder how itll progresss as Monday drags its ass along...




mnottertail -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 5:57:56 AM)

What in the hell are you witches brewing up now?

ClovenHoovedMaster




joanus -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 6:53:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BlackSnow

 " This site is no joke. my biggest concern is the very high number of church of satan members have profiles. it's not that they will actually come out and say they worship satan in thier profiles and emails. but, i posted some suggestions that most of the people on the site who attend bdsm clubs were satanists. well it turned the forum i post it in upside down. the forum went from 50 hits to ove 800 over night. so you can be pretty sure that the satanists on the site are highly organized in their communications. and the site even deleted a follow up post i made strengthening my belief that bdsm clubs and rennasaince fires are magnets for satanists. beware. if you are a young woman, and your profile expresses you are a newbie and curious, look out! this highly organized group will promise you the moon, stars and the sun to get you to attend a bdsm club. and may God help you if you give any persoanl information to this cult." Posted By: player on Friday, November 02, 2007


1st I never saw this Thread did anyone else?
2nd They probably deleted his message because of curseing and or Bigitry (He sounds like the type)
3rd He misspelled Fair, leads me to believe he is just a Pissed Fake who got busted man many times.

Also I have never seen anything to suggest that any one on here is a Satanist, and I have seen a LOT of profiles.
People who claim to be Pagen as an excuse for their rambuctuos sex life: yep. Confused Kids who need to feel special so they claim to be witches(wicca): Check. Prudist Christains: by the truck load. Goreans: the is a BDSM site. Goths: a given. A few Buddhists and Taoists: why not. But not one Satanist, I have never come across one profile that leads me to believe that the user is a satanist or even joke about Satanic crap.

This is Obviously just some Scored guy trying to turn peoples faith into a weapon so that he may have revenge on the users of Collarme.com. I suggest we ignore it and return to our regular Programing.

Joanus




popeye1250 -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 7:18:52 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

What in the hell are you witches brewing up now?

ClovenHoovedMaster


Ron, but which witch is which?




OrionTheWolf -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 7:34:30 AM)

About 8 years ago, as I was flipping through channels on the tele, I came across the 700 club. Pat Robertson had written on a large white marker board, some common things that led to Satanism. Among them were yoga, karate, and reading fantasy books. If these things can be rationalized by someone in a religion, as links to satanism, then anything can.




Mercnbeth -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 7:34:30 AM)

Sorry, this was a busy weekend for us. It was our turn to host the South Bay coven's rotating 'virgin' sacrifice (beth once again volunteering to play the 'virgin'.) and covered dish pot luck. The party had a 'retro' theme and Damian and Rosemary's brat got into a big fight about who was the most evil spawn of the devil. Then, the damned horned goat pulled the table cloth off the buffet table and spilled the Megan's pea soup. NOT a great loss - but messy none the less. We had to go right from that to being in high preparation mode for the upcoming 'Winter Solstice' party.

What's this thread all about?




LadyEllen -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 7:58:16 AM)

Regrettably I cannot participate in this thread - having never been heavily used by Satanists.

Another regret

Such is life

E




mnottertail -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 8:04:13 AM)

Ja, it's times like this when you find out where your true core values lie.

Philosopically,

Ron




LadyEllen -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 8:09:47 AM)

Mind you, I was touched by Santa when I was younger, such a kindly man to let me fiddle in his sack

Does that count?

E




BBWnNC72 -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 8:11:11 AM)

are there still cookies left? can i have one even if i am not a virgin? please, pretty please?
where do i sign up, but it has to be a macadamia cookies.




BBWnNC72 -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 8:14:54 AM)

the easter bunny and santa both patted my head when i was little, does that count? and where are the cookies?




popeye1250 -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 8:25:38 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: OrionTheWolf

About 8 years ago, as I was flipping through channels on the tele, I came across the 700 club. Pat Robertson had written on a large white marker board, some common things that led to Satanism. Among them were yoga, karate, and reading fantasy books. If these things can be rationalized by someone in a religion, as links to satanism, then anything can.


Fuckin' YOGA, I KNEW IT!




mnottertail -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 8:28:20 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Mind you, I was touched by Santa when I was younger, such a kindly man to let me fiddle in his sack

Does that count?

E


Santa is just Satan misspelled.

Pat Robertson, the 700 Club




Stephann -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 8:39:56 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: topcat

It's all true.
 
Join us...


"We accept her! We accept her! One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble! One of us! One of us!"

Hans the Midget






mnottertail -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 8:45:45 AM)

One then has to ponder whether 'heavily used' is consentual, and indeed if it is 'no limits'.  Some one will come up with a new hard limit of no devil fucking, I guarentee it.

I mean think about it, does Satan have limits? Would he do strap-on play with Mohammed after seeing how pissed off they get about teddy bears?

You gotta wonder about these things......

Salman Rushdie




LadyEllen -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 8:50:05 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I mean think about it, does Satan have limits? Would he do strap-on play with Mohammed after seeing how pissed off they get about teddy bears?



Nah - I'd have thought Mohammed, being a fan of the Pentateuch and all that, would prefer the iron rod of the Lord.

Shit

I just hijacked this into a Fatwah thread

E (in hiding)




mnottertail -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 8:54:08 AM)

Assalamu Alilkum my brothah....
 
 
Apparently there is a sect within our holy order that likes to catch the brothahs bending over on their prayer rugs......
 
We call them catholic priest islamics.
 
Imam Abdul Abar Abar Barhar  




Mercnbeth -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 9:08:16 AM)

Remember, as a matter of insurance you CAN insure against an "act of the devil". The biggest exclusion for coverage is regarding an "act of god". It speaks to who should be more feared!




topcat -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 9:30:50 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Stephann

quote:

ORIGINAL: topcat

It's all true.
 
Join us...


"We accept her! We accept her! One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble! One of us! One of us!"

Hans the Midget


 
You Slimy FREAKS!




Stephann -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 9:35:09 AM)

Breaking News!

CM Administration has found a photo of the reclusive "Sam" responsible for the review...




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