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LATEXBABY64 -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/2/2007 7:01:48 PM)

i do not know i can see cult type behavior in a lot of this. So I understand the comparison 



BlindDescent -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/2/2007 7:06:19 PM)

As seen on a bumper sticker....   Come to the Dark Side....we have cookies.  
 It can't be all that bad.



CuriousLord -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/2/2007 7:09:39 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Don't you just love religious fanaticism coupled with a heavy dose of paranoia?  He's just mad because he wasn't invited to the volcano to witness The Sacrifice of the Virgins.  Like we'd ever invite him NOW.  [sm=trident.gif]


Of course he was upset!  He was one of those to be sacarficed.

If you check the review, his alias is "player".  Screams "virgin".



azropedntied -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/2/2007 7:15:12 PM)

WHY is this being flooded in muti sections on board ?? This lets post it  under every place we can theme sucks , looks for it to be posted under the stuff for sale area next .Who cares what religion people are does that affect  their or my bdsm ?Another thing i dont care about their political views either .



grlneedstolearn -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/2/2007 8:19:43 PM)

So because i am fairly new to this lifestyle i should beware of my Dom?? Hmmm, maybe i should have a chat with my Dom tomorrow [:)]



ThinkingKitten -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/2/2007 8:24:08 PM)

Gawd, I haven't laughed so hard on a thread in a while. I'd have thought confusion with paganism etc too, except the OP specifically stated the "church of satan". Now of course if you believe in Satan then you have to believe in God. Can't have one without the other. And yeah Blacksnow, I saw the grin.
 
And the "do unto others before they do unto you" thing. That's actually very similar to Calvinism. As in Calvin and Hobbes. Calvin's motto was "do unto others...every chance you get".



Darkhaven80 -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/2/2007 8:46:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia

Satan help us if there are people looking for sacrificial virgins.

I don't think there would be many here.[:D]


That has to be the funniest reply to anything I have read in quite awhile.



TemptingNviceSub -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/2/2007 8:48:49 PM)

Maybe the author of that brilliantly written piece the OP has displayed ,got sadists and satanists confuffled????...Tempting



Najakcharmer -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/2/2007 8:56:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BlackSnow
well it turned the forum i post it in upside down. the forum went from 50 hits to ove 800 over night. so you can be pretty sure that the satanists on the site are highly organized in their communications.


What gets so many hits is how fucking hilarious it is to laugh at ridiculous leaps of illogic.  Kind of like the one demonstrated above.  It doesn't take Satanists to get people coming around to point and giggle over something like this.  There is no organized Satanist conspiracy; there are just a lot of people laughing their asses off. 



Mastaziel -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/2/2007 9:22:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Don't you just love religious fanaticism coupled with a heavy dose of paranoia?  He's just mad because he wasn't invited to the volcano to witness The Sacrifice of the Virgins.  Like we'd ever invite him NOW.  [sm=trident.gif]

Cali



I know, I shouldn't post before reading the entire thread.
But GOOD GOD, who the hell is sacrificing virgins! Oh the humanity. What a waste. sob sob sob.
Ok, back to reading.
*pout*



Mastaziel -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/2/2007 9:46:24 PM)

OK, read the entire thread now. Took Me awhile, I'm a guy so I can't multi task, though I think I'm getting the hang of reading and laughing My arse off. I guess all the virgins are gone huh, damn, knew I should have skipped to the end. sigh.

BTW, I may or may not be a Discordian...or was that an accordion....no matter...I'm not a satanist...I think.

Still.....if there's virgins involved.....AND cookies....let's see the contract...fine print etc etc...sign in blood yada yada yada......Hmmm, one soul required....

.....um...anyone got a soul I can borrow? I left Mine in My other pants.



Muttling -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/2/2007 10:05:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer
There is no organized Sadistic conspiracy 





What!!!!! 

That's totally depressing.



astarri -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/2/2007 10:19:11 PM)

oh my goodness ...i havent laughed this hard in days!! You are a very funny lot and thank you



LadyEllen -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 12:23:48 AM)

Oh my (new) God - yes, I see it now - the error of my ways! No more evil for me!

Henceforth I shall change my allegiance, and instead of my old superstitious ways I shall partake in drinking the blood and eating the flesh of a sacrificial victim each week, whilst recounting fine tales of genocide, incest and arbitrary curses. Of course, I shall have to buy a brand new car like the other members, so like the other members I wont have anything left over for charity, but hey - thats life in the Church of England.

E



shootingstar67 -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 12:40:06 AM)

The Church of Satan  doesn't worship Satan as they don't believe he exists.  It is a athest group. If you will read the Satanic Bible you will discover it is tounge in cheek comedy



popeye1250 -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 12:42:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

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ORIGINAL: BlackSnow

I DONT CARE ABOUT GRAMMAR and SPELLING ERRORS ( ThinkingKitten) and I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU  FCUK YOU ... OH I spell it wrong ,,, sorry FUCK YOU


Oh you little meanie! Now we will have to turn you into a frog! "Waves witchy wand" Poof!!



Now what brought that on?
Hmmm, I don't know, could it be.....SATAN?

Or maybe the OP's pasted author is confusing those weird Goths with Satinists. "Hey Frankenstein, right here!"
Hey, if we can find that guy who wrote the review can we burn him at the stake?



shootingstar67 -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 12:47:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

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ORIGINAL: BlackSnow

I DONT CARE ABOUT GRAMMAR and SPELLING ERRORS ( ThinkingKitten) and I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU  FCUK YOU ... OH I spell it wrong ,,, sorry FUCK YOU


Oh you little meanie! Now we will have to turn you into a frog! "Waves witchy wand" Poof!!



Now what brought that on?
Hmmm, I don't know, could it be.....SATAN?


see there is proof..witchcraft..swearing...misspellings..it is all here



shootingstar67 -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 12:53:30 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Oh my (new) God - yes, I see it now - the error of my ways! No more evil for me!

Henceforth I shall change my allegiance, and instead of my old superstitious ways I shall partake in drinking the blood and eating the flesh of a sacrificial victim each week, whilst recounting fine tales of genocide, incest and arbitrary curses. Of course, I shall have to buy a brand new car like the other members, so like the other members I wont have anything left over for charity, but hey - thats life in the Church of England.

E


Yep come to our church..come to the truth ..we make a statues of a  a bloody naked man tortured to death and hang them around everywhere so as not to get that horrible image out of our swe look at him hanging there ..and  we eat his flesh and drink his blood and



DMFParadox -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 12:59:24 AM)

Bored now... if we're going to talk Satanism, can someone at least bring up Fnord, the Golden Dawn, the Process, the Grimstones, 17th Century Germany, all the really dangerous cultists instead of Anton LaVey and his card-carrying satirists?

D



Owner59 -> RE: Heavily used by satanists!?! (12/3/2007 5:07:58 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BlackSnow

Whats wrong with you people ?!! I asked some questions , can you kindly answer what I asked, not saying whatever or this is bullshit... etc...... :) Kindly


In case you`re not kidding,the answer is no.
It`s like asking the Masons,if they worship satan.You`re going to get revulsion,a cold shoulder,or comic relief.Rarely, will you get a straight answer.It`s kind of insulting.

Sounds like a "Christian/born again" type.They use terms like that,in normal everyday life.
Or, a guy who was picked on, by satanists when he was a little boy.


To these folks,Pagans,Wickens,really any religion other than   Judaeo/Christian ones ,Buddhists,Agnostics,atheists(though that`s not a religion),even people doing Yoga,is satanic.

Hell,rock and roll is the devil`s work.How do you get there,without being a little nutty?



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