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missturbation -> I need ............... (12/5/2007 2:31:13 PM)

.................sex right fucking now !!
 
What do you need right at this moment?



trappedinamuseum -> RE: I need ............... (12/5/2007 2:31:49 PM)

fucking sex right now.



beargonewild -> RE: I need ............... (12/5/2007 2:35:13 PM)

Sex...preferably with 2-3 rugged nicely aged bears and one's who enjoy biting and leaving marks!  



Jeffff -> RE: I need ............... (12/5/2007 2:50:04 PM)

Rough nasty messy sex............and then a sandwhich.......with some chips


Jeff



osocurious -> RE: I need ............... (12/5/2007 2:52:15 PM)

*screams*
Coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!



laurell3 -> RE: I need ............... (12/5/2007 2:55:27 PM)

A little nappy.



MistressPav -> RE: I need ............... (12/5/2007 3:11:56 PM)

.....a little consideration from someone who pissed me off severely on Sunday night.  I was the one who was disrespected and am now the one who is trying to patch things up.  Why? Because I don't let one misunderstanding ruin a friendship like so many others do. 



RazorJAK -> RE: I need ............... (12/5/2007 3:37:06 PM)

Coffee

and someone local who I can actually have a conversation with without seeing that "I have no clue what you're talking about.  When are we gonig to talk about hunting,  country music or farming?" look in their eye.



YourhandMyAss -> RE: I need ............... (12/5/2007 3:40:25 PM)

Fabric Crayons, because I want to do a project that calls for them, course all the packs mom and I both had are missing.
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ORIGINAL: missturbation

.................sex right fucking now !!
 
What do you need right at this moment?



Lumus -> RE: I need ............... (12/5/2007 3:44:13 PM)

Patience.  Fortunately, I have a lot in reserve.

10 more days for my girl.  The arthritis in her hands took a turn for the worse over the weekend...




slaverosebeauty -> RE: I need ............... (12/5/2007 3:44:57 PM)

Something sweet to suck on, or just a certain 'someone' but that's not gonna happen at the moment, so I will go for the something sweet and juicy to suck on.



trappedinamuseum -> RE: I need ............... (12/5/2007 3:54:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RazorJAK

Coffee

and someone local who I can actually have a conversation with without seeing that "I have no clue what you're talking about.  When are we gonig to talk about hunting,  country music or farming?" look in their eye.



Awww....you make me homesick with talk like that...

Ugh.



Lumus -> RE: I need ............... (12/5/2007 4:00:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

quote:

ORIGINAL: RazorJAK

Coffee

and someone local who I can actually have a conversation with without seeing that "I have no clue what you're talking about.  When are we gonig to talk about hunting,  country music or farming?" look in their eye.



Awww....you make me homesick with talk like that...

Ugh.



Tell you what, trapped...you grab the Willie Nelson records, I'll grab the BB guns, and we'll haul ass to the cornfield to peg us some gophers!

*lived on a farm as a child*




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: I need ............... (12/5/2007 4:06:13 PM)

i need my fiance  ...1 month and 10 days to go until he gets here  *sighs*



jadedserendipity -> RE: I need ............... (12/5/2007 4:11:53 PM)

Hot, nasty, rough, hard, headboard thumping, wall banging, wake the neighbors from a dead sleep and worry about what the hell is going on over there SEX!!!!!!!!!!



sappatoti -> RE: I need ............... (12/5/2007 4:55:11 PM)

Some insight.



Sinergy -> RE: I need ............... (12/5/2007 5:02:25 PM)


I need my left hand to stop feeling like some asshole parked his truck on it and his best friend is trying to inflate it with a bicycle pump.  The pain is indescribable, overwhelming, cloying, never-ending, incessant, irritating, mind-gnawing, insistent, demanding, gets worse as the day goes on, has the edge taken off it by the meds I take, and wont let me get a good nights sleep.

Fucking neuropathy.

Sinergy





Lumus -> RE: I need ............... (12/5/2007 5:03:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sappatoti

Some insight.



So, ask.

[;)]




Darias -> RE: I need ............... (12/5/2007 5:09:22 PM)

am tempted to follow the crowd and say sex of the kinky rough nasty get arrested and give the neighbours gossip points but frankly ...

right now im more interested in some insight as to why i have this ability to atract crazy people in relationships. and im not talking * worhi[s bill clinton as a god * crazy im talking * puts rat poison in every pepsi bottle in your local store in the hopes of killing you * crazy

screw it ... the sex is more likely to happen anyway



Daddysredhead -> RE: I need ............... (12/5/2007 5:09:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: jadedserendipity

Hot, nasty, rough, hard, headboard thumping, wall banging, wake the neighbors from a dead sleep and worry about what the hell is going on over there SEX!!!!!!!!!!


Umm, I take what she's having. 

And I'd also like an hour long massage, a dip in the hot tub, followed by an intense chiropractic adjustment.  My poor back.  [:(]



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