Emperor1956
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Sigh...Once again I have been called out of retirement to educate the masses. BSB, having been fortunate enough to be contacted by one of the elect, the high-born, the Keepers of the KEY to the ONE TWUE WAY, you should have quietly accepted your good fortune and stolen away into the night, packed your bags, abandoned all you hold dear (including Michael) and FOLLOWED the elect. Instead, you posted here. *SIGH* So now I, as keeper of the flame of the Order of the Twue Dominants, Historian of the Whip, and Emperor of the PIxel Way, have to recite the order of the secret society you were so fortunate to have but a brief glimpse of: { OK...now insert your favorite mash-up of secret societies, hidden religions, self-ordinations and general conspiracy theories. My own is a long lineage of flogger-bearing Masons inbreeding with keepers of the Wood of the True Cross (Oy!), a Boy Scout secret handshake, the archives of several OLD GUARD leather clubs, the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, a tap of the shoulder ala Skull and Bones, random pages from "Houseplants of Gor" and a soupcon of the Trilateral Commission. Feel free to elaborate. } There are, in fact, only a handful of Twue Dominants in the USA. We have a uniform, but we hide in plain sight. Go ahead, I dare you to look for us. E.
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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?" "What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?" "I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" Pooh nodded thoughtfully. "It's the same thing," he said.
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