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arkitain -> RE: My dominant pussy (12/16/2007 5:56:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: aidan
Chemistry jokes...Hot. [:D]

And speaking of SCA and nerdly exercise, my friends and I spent the afternoon taking dueling pics out in the snow. Should be up soon.


*Grin*  Nice.  You can get some great dramatic shots in the snow.



NovelApproach -> RE: My dominant pussy (12/20/2007 3:31:31 AM)

Mm, talk nerdy to me!  ...this may be the hottest topic I've ever read here.  *wanders off to change her chainmail bikini bottom*

This puts an odd angle on all the subs out there known as "kitty" "kitten" or "cat," including my own petboy. 

Incidentally, Kitty and one of his friends created something scary for our latest Eberron campaign.  The Crusader prestiege class has a special ability that lets you reroll the damage dice and add 'em to the previous total whenever you roll max damage.  This ability stacks as long as you can keep rolling your max.  A cat using the claw attack does 1d1 of damage, and can therefore do infinate damage with a single attack.  We call her "Fluffles."


*edited for spelling



petdave -> RE: My dominant pussy (12/20/2007 6:03:51 AM)

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ORIGINAL: NovelApproach
The Crusader prestiege class has a special ability that lets you reroll the damage dice and add 'em to the previous total whenever you roll max damage.  This ability stacks as long as you can keep rolling your max.  A cat using the claw attack does 1d1 of damage, and can therefore do infinate damage with a single attack.  We call her "Fluffles."


lol. i knew it! Cats ARE the single most destructive force on Earth!
(just ask my couch)



arkitain -> RE: My dominant pussy (12/20/2007 2:35:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NovelApproach
Incidentally, Kitty and one of his friends created something scary for our latest Eberron campaign.  The Crusader prestiege class has a special ability that lets you reroll the damage dice and add 'em to the previous total whenever you roll max damage.  This ability stacks as long as you can keep rolling your max.  A cat using the claw attack does 1d1 of damage, and can therefore do infinate damage with a single attack.  We call her "Fluffles."



Now THAT is a clever combination.  *Laugh*  With the amount of supplements and enhancements and the like they've released, there's bound to be some broken combos, though.  I may have to spring that on an unsuspecting DM at some point, just for the amusement factor.

(As a side note, did you see the feline-flavored april fool's expansion they had up for April Fools a couple years ago?  They had a couple new races, a class, and some new skills which were rather amusing.  "Handle human", among other things.)



Najakcharmer -> RE: My dominant pussy (12/20/2007 2:53:46 PM)

Hee, I like your sig line.  Mine's similar.  ;)



aidan -> RE: My dominant pussy (12/20/2007 3:34:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NovelApproach
The Crusader prestiege class has a special ability that lets you reroll the damage dice and add 'em to the previous total whenever you roll max damage.  This ability stacks as long as you can keep rolling your max.  A cat using the claw attack does 1d1 of damage, and can therefore do infinate damage with a single attack.  We call her "Fluffles."

Sweet zombie Jesus...

It's so perfect, I think I'm going to cry.



NovelApproach -> RE: My dominant pussy (12/20/2007 8:32:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer

Hee, I like your sig line.  Mine's similar.  ;)


Love yours too.  It actually inspired me to add mine, which I used to use on an old D&D forum.  ^_^



Dolce -> RE: My dominant pussy (12/20/2007 9:26:36 PM)

And in response to Novel's sig line...yes, thespians make wonderful play partners.

My roleplaying tended to throw my last Dom for a loop. I've been doing shows for about 18 years (I'm somewhere in the 45-50 show range), and most of the roles that I get are the "character parts", so I've gotten quite good at turning on whatever persona the situation calls for. He would suddenly stop the scene and go "Are you okay?", only to have me break character, smile, and inform him that everything was alright, and if I needed to tone down the character, I would.

Never could convince him that, really, I was fine. I was merely acting out my role in the scene, and since I'd yet to use my safe word, I would continue to be fine.  [;)]



MadameDahlia -> RE: My dominant pussy (12/21/2007 3:38:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: petdave

lol. i knew it! Cats ARE the single most destructive force on Earth!
(just ask my couch)



I totally misread that for half a second... Thought he was telling all of us to ask his crotch.



KindLadyGrey -> RE: My dominant pussy (12/22/2007 12:46:15 PM)

*giggles*

That's a great story, than you so much for sharing :)



KindLadyGrey -> RE: My dominant pussy (12/22/2007 12:51:42 PM)

Also, the amount of geekery in this thread makes me happy. I'm going to go fondle my dice.



aidan -> RE: My dominant pussy (12/22/2007 2:15:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KindLadyGrey

Also, the amount of geekery in this thread makes me happy. I'm going to go fondle my dice.

Best. Euphemism. Ever.



Vendaval -> RE: My dominant pussy (12/23/2007 1:38:42 PM)

Same here!    [sm=hewah.gif] 

I have never seen a man move so delicately as when one of my kitties plopped on his lap
and curled those razor sharp claws into the scrotum.


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ORIGINAL: MadameDahlia

quote:

ORIGINAL: petdave

lol. i knew it! Cats ARE the single most destructive force on Earth!
(just ask my couch)



I totally misread that for half a second... Thought he was telling all of us to ask his crotch.




Vendaval -> RE: My dominant pussy (12/23/2007 1:40:30 PM)

hee hee...One of my boys wants to try pony play.  Of course he wants one of those long beautiful tails that reach to the floor.  Of course the kitten-cat will follow him around the house aiding him in his chores! [sm=biggrin.gif]



YourhandMyAss -> RE: My dominant pussy (12/23/2007 3:42:54 PM)

knowing how ornery they can be, kitty would probably find a way to use said water pistole against the humans who bought it.

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ORIGINAL: Gardenista

Methinks a certain kitty's gunna get a water pistol in his stocking.



YourhandMyAss -> RE: My dominant pussy (12/23/2007 3:56:46 PM)

I want a wii and Daddy does too, but honestly I am annoyed at the prospect of some of the games requireing acting out to do it. I'd tire very easily not being used to such vigorious activities, and I love playing for hours. Maybe it won't be so bad dunno, we're not getting a wii until about 6 months maybe more waiting for price togo down and for us not to be so far into debt.
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ORIGINAL: mimkyodar

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ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer

Yep, I'm definitely a geek fetishist.  Gamer boys are hawt.  [8D]


Does that include Wii? I mean with some games you just have to get up and sheik yerbouti... im looking at sports and warioware... unlike say scarface, which ive been whipping out these hols




KaramelGoddess -> RE: My dominant pussy (12/23/2007 6:47:43 PM)

As both a cat lover and a Domina I have to say I wet My pants laughing at this thread, especially the opening story.
 
Cats have never, ever forgotten that they were once worshipped as gods/goddesses.  That's what I adore about them...their independence and their unapologetic natures.  I Myself submit to two of the lovelies...a beautiful tuxedo female and a ginger tabby male.  I submit to no one else, but will happily rise at 4 am to let one (or both) out...or add more food to the bowls.  My female will not drink from any other container other than a crystal glass on top of the bathroom vanity...cheeky I know, but I love it!!!
 
And to all you nerds/geeks/gamers/rp'ers.... you most definitely make Me hawt.  Your imaginations alone could keep Me attracted to you forever.
 
Aidan, I'd happily lock you in My castle tower and throw away the key. :)
 
Here's something funny I thought I'd share...an oldie but goodie:
 
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WNyqXsv4Ueo
 
Kind Regards,
~Kara



sunshinemiss -> RE: My dominant pussy (12/23/2007 10:00:19 PM)

Oh my god.... I love it when we people talk another language and I don't understand... like talking to Brits with all that lovely cockney slang... It SOUNDS like I should understand, but oooo... take control of the words, baby.  Me loves geeky smart people...very hot.



beeble -> Wii on the carpet (12/24/2007 4:04:45 AM)

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YourhandMyAss wrote: I want a wii and Daddy does too, but honestly I am annoyed at the prospect of some of the games requireing acting out to do it. I'd tire very easily not being used to such vigorious activities, and I love playing for hours.

Don't fret: studies show that Wii players use only 2% more energy than players of regular computer games. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7155342.stm .  And the Wii can be controlled by very small gestures -- you don't actually need to throw your arms and legs around like they do in the adverts.



brightspot -> RE: Wii on the carpet (12/24/2007 4:35:03 AM)

Okay, I confess....All four of my Pussies Dominate
me...and they're all really beautiful, even the handsome boy here at the house.
The day I stop letting Pussies dominate me, is the day Dominate pussies disappear, hahahahaha!!!!!
 
Missy



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