Rumtiger -> RE: I'm Having a Weak Moment (12/16/2007 5:08:26 AM)
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I live in the land of prime rib hun, talking about prime rib to me is like talking about smog in LA, water in the ocean or sperm in a bukakke movie, its classified as "tourist feed" over here, in fact theres so much i'm pretty sure we pave a couple streets with it, Ceasers makes prime rib topiaries for thier garden, we have showgirls covering thier tits with prime rib, the reason we dont have any sports teams here is because we have prime rib tag, all we do is throw meat at each other, it's been classified as so much fun any other sport looks like shit in comparison.* Right now i'm making notes on prime rib stationary with a prime rib jerky pencil which I stole from the MGM grand, by the way that lion habitat? all dried prime rib, thats right, we make habitats for fucking CARNIVORES out of fucking prime rib, and even fucking lions and Tigers got tired of it! Now I gotta go shit, I just got a new pack of prime rib toilet paper, 2 cents a roll. * Cept for MMA fighting, but only cause theres blood sometimes...just like good prime rib.
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