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Smther my face - 12/17/2007 12:42:36 PM   
damose2007


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Status: offline 		How do I get a female to smother my face without her getting pisted off and leaving?
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RE: Smther my face - 12/17/2007 12:44:26 PM   
cbtok


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Learn to spell?

Give her something she really wants?

This isn't serious is it?

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RE: Smther my face - 12/17/2007 12:45:32 PM   
LadyHugs


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Status: offline 		Dear damose2007, Ladies and Gentlemen;
 
I would say-- Don't ask.
 
Snuff sex, smothering is not seen as something other than a request to 'do you'--
 
Just some thoughts.
 
Respectfully submitted,
Lady Hugs

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RE: Smther my face - 12/17/2007 12:46:14 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		It probably shouldn't be the first or only thing you ask her, you might do a little sompin for her a few times, and girls can pretty much sit on anybodies face they want so it ain't like you are offering them the world, they aint as into it as you are.

Ron

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RE: Smther my face - 12/17/2007 12:54:09 PM   
Politesub53


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ORIGINAL: damose2007

How do I get a female to smother my face without her getting pisted off and leaving?


If you find out....... please let me know !

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RE: Smther my face - 12/17/2007 1:14:04 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		Ron, I will sit on your face whenever you like!

The rest of you:  bring dark chocolate!  And Dollheart shoes for my BJD's!

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RE: Smther my face - 12/17/2007 1:25:51 PM   
azropedntied


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Status: offline 		interesting first post , you mean you have not tried the 69 position  grasping  the hips  and pulling tward you ?Or do you mean  just the random gal on the street ,hi my name is ___ please sit on my face ?

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RE: Smther my face - 12/17/2007 1:43:31 PM   
Politesub53


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Ron, I will sit on your face whenever you like!

The rest of you:  bring dark chocolate!  And Dollheart shoes for my BJD's!


Hmm Chocolate..... Swiss or Belgium Ma`am ? 

What are BJD`S please ?

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RE: Smther my face - 12/17/2007 1:46:42 PM   
joshua69


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Status: offline 		Try playing that Monty Python song several times a day. Maybe she’ll get the hint. Subliminal style.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Xck9FaO_zA4

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RE: Smther my face - 12/17/2007 1:48:29 PM   
mimkyodar


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Status: offline 		Everyone know that Monty Python song?
I've got that in my head now...

"Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me..."

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RE: Smther my face - 12/17/2007 1:48:47 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		Grab a wilted rose, bring it to her, say to her 'Sit on my face, my dear, and I will eat my way to your heart'...and stick your tongue out to its maximum (if you can master and display gurning......you are in)

They cave and start groveling then....

Ron

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RE: Smther my face - 12/17/2007 1:53:53 PM   
Najakcharmer


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How do I get a female to smother my face without her getting pisted off and leaving?


Education is intended here rather than offense, but I am already pissed off just by reading a crude, explicit, grossly selfish sexual demand that is couched in terms that make the woman sound like a thing you can use for your pleasure rather than a person.  You sound like a total jerk who just wants to use any random female to get his rocks off, without caring who she is or what she wants.  Women really don't like being treated as inanimate objects to meet your needs.  Are you surprised that it pisses us off to be treated that way?

There are no shortcuts to getting what you want that don't involve hiring a professional.  If you have a specific sexual/fetish desire, you need to keep it in your pants until you have taken the time to get to know a woman and develop a mutual relationship that meets her needs as well as yours.  THEN you can bring up what your sexual needs are, and she can bring up what her sexual needs are, and you can negotiate what you will be doing in bed together.  But if you can't focus on her and her needs as much as you are focusing on you and your needs, you're doomed. 

Coming right out and asking for specific sexual acts in a way that makes it clear that you don't care who will be doing them....ugh, that's incredibly unattractive.  It makes you look like an indiscriminate, selfish, horny, rude jerk who thinks of all women as "females" rather than real human beings with wants and needs of their own. 

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RE: Smther my face - 12/17/2007 2:04:25 PM   
WickedBDSM


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Status: offline 		Maybe you should piss her off, on purpose.... then she will want to smother you, she may use a pillow, but Hey!, beggers can't be choosers, right?

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RE: Smther my face - 12/17/2007 2:51:43 PM   
beeble


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damose2007 wrote: How do I get a female to smother my face without her getting pisted off and leaving?

Sing this song to her http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKeQpeDkoGc

(Note to self: read the whole damned thread before replying. *sigh*)


< Message edited by beeble -- 12/17/2007 3:06:04 PM >

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RE: Smther my face - 12/17/2007 3:42:41 PM   
Jeffff


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Ron, I will sit on your face whenever you like!

The rest of you:  bring dark chocolate!  And Dollheart shoes for my BJD's!


Fuckin Ron gets ALL the chicks

DisgruntledDom

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RE: Smther my face - 12/17/2007 4:19:39 PM   
Siona


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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Ron, I will sit on your face whenever you like!

The rest of you:  bring dark chocolate!  And Dollheart shoes for my BJD's!


Fuckin Ron gets ALL the chicks

DisgruntledDom




LMAO

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RE: Smther my face - 12/17/2007 4:45:51 PM   
subrob1967


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RE: Smther my face - 12/17/2007 5:08:44 PM   
BoiJen


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Status: offline 		Again...this is not something I have ever had a problem getting done for me...

But I think there's something kinda hot about smothering a 5 foot nothing boi...the whole physical power thing and all.

Don't go thinkin it's about you being overtly sexual about this...trust me...I'm up front and honest about it myself.

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RE: Smther my face - 12/17/2007 5:14:22 PM   
MistressDolly


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ORIGINAL: WickedBDSM

Maybe you should piss her off, on purpose.... then she will want to smother you, she may use a pillow, but Hey!, beggers can't be choosers, right?


lol, absolutely.

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RE: Smther my face - 12/17/2007 7:33:39 PM   
slavekal


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Status: offline 		Why on earth would she get pissed off?  Milady loves it.

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