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TheHeretic -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 7:36:48 PM)
There is a rather glaring problem with your little hypothetical. It's only gay if you are on the bottom. Adjust for that error, and yes, I would ass-rape a terrorist to get him to talk.

MasterIceStorm -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 7:40:43 PM)
Whats sad is. You Put this post, and till me, all women and 1 bi man responded. Guess people are afraid to anwser.. Which in turn I would say No. Fuck those 1000 people. Half of them Hate anything to do with BDSM, the other half are fake christians who belive they are better then everyone else because thier car cost more. How ever. That gay office manager who works in the front would love to... LOL.

Owner59 -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 7:45:46 PM)
Aakasha? Never heard of her. I got it from The Lionel Show. He`s one of the brightest,funniest guys on the radio.A real gem.

DrkJourney -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 7:47:55 PM)
[/quote]ORIGINAL: NaiveTempest Still waiting to see how many men would slurp it up for the team. And no half-assed BJs either! Suck like there's gold in them there balls! [/quote] OMG....lol you're killin' me....lol

dcnovice -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 7:48:02 PM)
quote: That gay office manager who works in the front would love to... Not necessarily. Some of us are pretty picky, you know.

MzMia -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 7:49:36 PM)
Wow, what in heaven's name made you think of this topic? Would you walk a mile for a Marlboro? yowser, yowser, yowser.

Owner59 -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 7:55:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheHeretic There is a rather glaring problem with your little hypothetical. It's only gay if you are on the bottom. Adjust for that error, and yes, I would ass-rape a terrorist to get him to talk. No hero,my hypothetical says that sucking cock,will get him to spill the beans. The question,if you knew it would work,and save lives,would you do it? I know it`s an unfair question,but so is the question posed by the torturers.Their hypothetical involves a ticking time bomb,with lives on the line.Their question,would you torture or not,to save American lives,to stop another 9/11 type attack. My question,would you orally gratify the junk of a terrorist ,or pussy out. No parsing,........please....

TheHeretic -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 7:56:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice quote: That gay office manager who works in the front would love to... Not necessarily. Some of us are pretty picky, you know. Some, DC. The office manager might be one of bookstore-booth persuasion. Sincerely Mostly Het-etic

dcnovice -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 7:57:38 PM)
That's always possible, but I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.

TheHeretic -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 8:05:22 PM)
But the foundation of the hypothetical is that is that a terrorist would rather spill the beans, than spill something else with a guy. But it's the feminine role being taken by a man that is offensive. Fine. I'll play along. This is going to save lives??? Then give me a fucking drink (maybe just kissing him with whiskey breath would work?), mouthwash immediately after, and a big fucking medal. Come right down to it, the nightmares would probably go away sooner than if I took a pair of vise-grips and a propane torch to him. But I would do that too, if it was the only way.

Owner59 -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 8:12:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheHeretic But the foundation of the hypothetical is that is that a terrorist would rather spill the beans, than spill something else with a guy. But it's the feminine role being taken by a man that is offensive. Fine. I'll play along. This is going to save lives??? Then give me a fucking drink (maybe just kissing him with whiskey breath would work?), mouthwash immediately after, and a big fucking medal. Come right down to it, the nightmares would probably go away sooner than if I took a pair of vise-grips and a propane torch to him. But I would do that too, if it was the only way. took a pair of vise-grips and a propane torch to him What if gay sex,even forced gay sex,was a fate worse than anything you could do? What if he`s a pain slut? At least you`ve been honest enough to answer the question,as unfair as it is.

kitttty -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 8:28:56 PM)
I would ask Master this question if it wouldn't make him angry. And are Muslims in the same place Jews were in the 1930s? I dunno. Were Jews in the 1930s suicide bombing multiple countries? Are 90% of Europe's mulsims about to be incinerated in 2007? I think not. It's disrespectful to victims of the holocaust to compare them to a group that overall engages in more nazi like behavior than what they suffer.

yesuwillnow -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 8:40:16 PM)
tick tick tick,,, the mcgyver in me,,slaps a condom on a pig, and lets the pig butt fucks the terrorist (i wouldnt want the pig to catch anything ) :) id hate to have P E T A on my case :(

Owner59 -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 8:42:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NaiveTempest quote: ORIGINAL: Owner59 Team America,FUCK YEAH!.Come`n to save the mother fuck`n day, yeah! Team America,FUCK YEAH!.Freedom is the only way,yeah! Fades of with: "Freedom,..it ain`t free,....there`s a hefty feck`n fee...... Went to the theaters to see that movie and laughed my ass off the entire time. Especially the doll sex scene. Not everyone else there enjoyed it as much as I did though, lol. Still waiting to see how many men would slurp it up for the team. And no half-assed BJs either! Suck like there's gold in them there balls! One of my favorite parts,was in the beginning where Team America is in Paris,battling terrorists.They knock over the Eiffel Tower by mistake with a shoulder fired rocket,ooooops! Then they chase the terrorist into the Louvre Museum ,and destroy the whole museum, with another shoulder fired rocket,just to get the one guy. The marionette sex scene,was comedy magic.Also,how everything a Muslim said,was "derk"or "derk-i-derk",or a derivative of "derk".

Owner59 -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 8:45:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: yesuwillnow tick tick tick,,, the mcgyver in me,,slaps a condom on a pig, and lets the pig butt fucks the terrorist (i wouldnt want the pig to catch anything ) :) id hate to have P E T A on my case :( Auwww!<rim-shot> <said in my best Andrew "Dice" Clay voice>

Aswad -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 8:46:52 PM)
Au contraire, Kittty. It would be disrespectful to the victims of the Holocaust not to take an important lesson to heart: laying blame for society's ills at the feet of a group of people who are not responsible for it, or casting all people of a group into a mold set by our misconceptions of what they are about. And that is what I see happening with increasing frequency. In the 1930's, the atmosphere was similar, but less hostile. Sure, Hitler brought it to a boil, but you can't really get a genocide going if you don't have some support among broad layers of the population, or at least have a population that has an irrational dislike for the group to be eradicated. How many people on this forum alone are talking about turning the whole Middle East into a glazed parking lot? How many people on this forum alone say they condone torturing Muslims on mere suspicion? How many people on this forum alone are suspicious of Muslims by default? Seriously, I don't like a lot of the stuff that goes on in the Middle East, but it's their countries, so I am content to let them move along at their own pace. If progress (whatever we define that to be) isn't important enough to the inhabitants to be worth dying for, then torture, warfare and so forth isn't really called for, except to preserve our own interests. And right now, that isn't what anyone is doing down there. Would we approve if aliens came to Earth and tried foisting their values on the West? Yeah, I'm an isolationist. That doesn't mean I don't pay attention. Health, al-Aswad. P.S.: No, it didn't make me the least bit angry. That takes quite a lot, so please don't worry about it.

Owner59 -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 8:58:58 PM)
ahh well. Thrown into the Polls and other Random Stupidity,......... alas....

Marc2b -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 9:12:58 PM)
When I read your heading I though maybe you were pitching an idea for the next Jason Bourne movie. I didn’t think it would fly, though. Couldn’t I just threaten him with a blow job and hope it scares him into talking? Seriously (if that is possible with this topic), you are quite right that both questions are unfair because both force a person to consider doing something repugnant to them, violating something basic about themselves in the process, in order to save lives. You have two competing values and you must choose which one you place more value on. As for the first question, the use of torture, well if it was an emergency situation (the bomb is going to go off in thirty minutes), I have to admit that I could probably over come my moral discomfort and start breaking bones (the real results will come when you start grinding the broken ends of the bones together). It all comes down to this: which will be harder to live with? The guilt of having tortured one person, or the guilt of letting thousands of people die (and leaving thousands more in grief)? I’d have to choose the former. In anything other than that highly unlikely situation however, I have no use for torture. As for the second question – EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!! Really. This one is difficult. I mean, breaking a guys fingers is one thing but polishing his sword of Allah? Gross man, really gross (to all my gay friends out there in CM land, no disrespect intended – this is just me). I don’t think I could do it man, I really don’t.... ...but I can’t stop thinking about those thousands of people, and wether I can live with myself or not. Okay then. I’ll close my eyes and think of America (somebody cue Lee Greenwood’s Proud to be an American). I am attaching two conditions however. First, the press doesn’t hear a word of this! BURN THE "INTERROGATION" TAPES! Second, I expect to be well compensated. I am an American, after all – I want money. A lot of money. Tax free. Pass that mouthwash please, Heretic. One last thought. I’ve always wondered something about the 72 virgins promised to Muslim martyrs. When they are finished with the 72 virgins do they get a fresh set of virgins? Or do the original virgins have to remain virginal for eternity? If it’s the latter, I got to tell you, that’s not my idea of paradise.

Aswad -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 9:27:08 PM)
Well, it wouldn't be heaven if they didn't get to accumulate some experience, would it? (And occasionally pop out a son or two; ever notice how these things tend to be in terms of stuff that is really just our own world, except everything to everyone's liking, rather than being something ... I dunno... different? transcendant? spiritual?). That said, it bothers me somewhat that you would argue along the lines of what would cause you the least amount of guilt. Health, al-Aswad.

NaiveTempest -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 9:39:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Owner59 One of my favorite parts,was in the beginning where Team America is in Paris,battling terrorists.They knock over the Eiffel Tower by mistake with a shoulder fired rocket,ooooops! Then they chase the terrorist into the Louvre Museum ,and destroy the whole museum, with another shoulder fired rocket,just to get the one guy. The marionette sex scene,was comedy magic.Also,how everything a Muslim said,was "derk"or "derk-i-derk",or a derivative of "derk". LOL, we do tend to be over-enthus'd when going after the "bad guy". I have to admit many Sailor and Marine friends and I while overseas would say "derk" this or that, "How many derka for this?", "Damn derkas", "Derka huh? Derka what?" "Doing the dirty derk". I can't speak for everyone but I never used it as slander against any of the Muslims, I used it as word replacement for a good laugh. And that's what the money was called. And they often conned us on the money exchange! Plus they laughed with us. And I can't tell you how many of them would ask me to rap! Come to think of it, wasn't there a BJ scene/hinted scene in the movie? In the limo? Gosh, it's been a while since I've seen the movie, gotta go buy it, lol.

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