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subfever -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 9:50:11 PM)

If we do the dirty deed, do we get to be the sex slave for 72 stunning Dommes for the rest of eternity? ... [;)]




rubberpet -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 10:00:28 PM)

I don't think that's what JFK meant when he said, "Ask not what your country can do for you, but you can do for your country."  LOL




Marc2b -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 10:09:37 PM)

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it bothers me somewhat that you would argue along the lines of what would cause you the least amount of guilt


While I am the one who has to break bones or suck sausage. In such a situation it is a question of choosing the lesser of two evils (I don’t care how other people get their jollies but me sucking sausage definitely ranks as an evil in my book). Only a moral absolutist wouldn’t take their own feelings of guilt into account. I have no use for moral absolutism. It is a form of moral cowardice. It absolves one of having to make the tough decisions.




oreogirl -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 10:18:07 PM)

Stop playing around guys.  Just man up and do what you have to do.  Just make sure I'm around so I can tape it for blackmail purposes.  Dr. Phill will need a copy too, so we can discuss what was going through your mind as you deepthroated this extremist.




NaiveTempest -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 10:57:13 PM)

Where's the gold? I'm not really seeing anyone panning yet!




oreogirl -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 11:02:02 PM)

They're chickening out!  Bunch of wussies!  I say all subs go on strike until the Doms fess up!  And Dommes, I suggest you refuse to beat your pets with a rubber hose until they spill the beans!

But naturally we'll get ordered to do something and won't be able to control ourselves to NOT do as ordered, so maybe I need to think of another way to get the Doms and male subs to fess up!




petdave -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 11:08:51 PM)

My wife's life, my family's life? Okay. Any other American? Fuck 'em. What have they done for me lately?

Maybe i'd shove a ham sandwich down the terrorist's throats, but only if i had some free time.


All this Middle East bullshit would be a lot easier if we just folllowed three simple rules:

Nuke
And
Pave.

Buncha candy-ass bitches calling themselves leaders [&:] Eisenhower or Patton would have them doing push-ups 'till the sun burned out of the sky.




NaiveTempest -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/27/2007 11:17:07 PM)

I don't get it, I'll eat puss (after it's been sterilized) for my country, why can't a guy simply give in and suck up *snicker*? Worried about everyone remembering you as Golden Throat? Loose Lips Larry? Savior Sucker? Come on men! It's only gay if it's underway, as we say in the Navy.

................................LMAO




seeksfemslave -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/28/2007 2:37:53 AM)

I would march stoically up to Ali and do the deed.

I would expect a big kiss from the female president or the highest ranking female politician immediately afterwards.




LadyEllen -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/28/2007 3:58:11 AM)

Why suck it, when there are far more interesting things to do to it?

Things which would render the possible enjoyment of 72 virgins a little redundant.

Things, which at a cost of around $15k would also be cheaper than compensating any aspiring sucker for this question, or the scenario.

Things which would equally disgrace the guy in the eyes of his allies, and be such a threat to his male ego that he would undoubtedly spill the beans.

And later, commit suicide from the shame and distress - thus disbarring him from heaven forever.

After all, as the receiver of a BJ, it doesnt make him gay and he might just enjoy it; I mean, why do you think these guys are such a mess of misogyny and homophobia in the first place? - but SRS would definitely compromise him before Allah and his friends.






seeksfemslave -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/28/2007 4:03:51 AM)

As I rise from my knees having saved America I have to say LadyE that was one of your more mysterious posts
or
what the hell are you on about ?
For example on a theological note
quote:

 compromise him before Allah and his friends.
do you mean the friends of the terrorist or the friends of Allah ?




LadyEllen -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/28/2007 4:07:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: seeksfemslave

As I rise from my knees having saved America I have to say LadyE that was one of your more mysterious posts
or
what the hell are you on about ?


Sorry.

I dont talk to guys who are as ready to suck cock as you showed yourself to be.

By the way, you have something on your lip...

E




Level -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/28/2007 4:14:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Owner59

The question now:

If there was a ticking time bomb,and you had the actual terrorist who planted it,in your hands,would you do homosexual acts on him,to make him talk.All you need to do is pull his pants down while he`s bound,and give him head,and he`ll give up the goods,because,to a Muslim,nothing`s worse then going the hell.

Would you brave ,heroic ,straight guys step up and suck cock for your country,if you knew it would save lives?



*pictures a band of rugged men gathering*

"Pete, there are American lives at stake here!"

"I know, Willie. But......"

"No 'buts', my friend. You know what we have to do.", smiled Richard.

"Yes. Yes."

"Let's go wash our tonsils in terrorist semen!! For America!! And remember, it doesn't count if you don't swallow!!'

*the band of heroes roll up their sleeves, and stride over to the jihadists..... *




seeksfemslave -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/28/2007 4:17:26 AM)

LadyE when duty calls
quote:

Marion Morrison
A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.


No pansy apostrophes for me today.




BiteGirl -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/28/2007 4:30:49 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Owner59

Much has been said by the brave-heart, torture proponents.We`ve all heard the loaded question,"If you had a terrorist in custody,who had info about a bomb that would kill thousands,would you use torture to extract that vital info,in order to intervein and save American lives?

The question is unfair,because what other answer to a question like, could you give?Of course someone would say yes.

I have a question for the brave heroes, who say we need to torture people, in order to keep us safe.

We all know that these terrorists are the most religiously brainwashed and devoted nuts on earth.They beleive the whole thing,there`s no  atheists, in their ranks.They believe that being martyred, is a "get in heaven guaranteed card".They believe that each and every one of them, will somehow be presented with 72 virgins when they arrive in heaven,lol,plus a whole lot of other nonsense.The point is,the terrorists/jihadists believe this,to the point of death.They don`t get more crazy or committed,then that.

However,they believe that if they do anything homosexual,they won`t go to heaven.No datenut bread with hot tea, served by the 72 virgins,no de-flowering of the 72,or any of the other heavenly blessings.If they go gay,they get zilch.Doesn`t matter if it`s a fairy tail,the terrorist believe that shit,and it can be used against them.

The question now:

If there was a ticking time bomb,and you had the actual terrorist who planted it,in your hands,would you do homosexual acts on him,to make him talk.All you need to do is pull his pants down while he`s bound,and give him head,and he`ll give up the goods,because,to a Muslim,nothing`s worse then going the hell.

Would you brave ,heroic ,straight guys step up and suck cock for your country,if you knew it would save lives?

Luckydog,Sanity,Fatdomdaddy,etc.,we know you`re torture crazed,with Jack Bauer/24 fantasies of saving the day and all.If you knew that sucking and licking the junk of a terrorist would save thousands of Americans,would you suck and lick?

C`on tough guys,what would you do?


In responce to the first bold statement, I would suck cock to KILL American's any day, espeshally your TV personalities and pollies.

And in responce to the second, you have clearly never been to America if you think these people are the biggest relijous nuts on earth, I think you are a terrorist yourself, chcking the waters to see how much of your cock with get a good 'ole "straight american" licking. [;)]




BBWnNC72 -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/28/2007 7:20:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Owner59

quote:

ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72

i am not a man, i am mere girl, but i would do it for our country and save lives. LOL[:D]


Sorry honey,it`s gotta be gay sex.

We`ll let you slirp on the female jihadists.....[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m11.gif[/image]


ok *hanging head and heading to the corner to sulk* 
just trying to help You know, now i feel so unloved [:(]


edited to add in a bit more whining, LOL




Aswad -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/28/2007 8:33:00 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

Only a moral absolutist wouldn’t take their own feelings of guilt into account.


As a moral relativist, I must object to this assertion. [:D]

Health,
al-Aswad.




Aswad -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/28/2007 8:34:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: NaiveTempest

Golden Throat? Loose Lips Larry? Savior Sucker?


Moldy Throat? Lost Lips Larry? Savoury Sucker?

Never know where it's been, ya know.

Health,
al-Aswad.




BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/28/2007 10:27:57 AM)

Walks over ,looks at the prisoner,take his zipper down and takes out his cock, smiling as I chuck away my dip of skoal,grabs his dick and pulls a buck knife ..Now talk MFER or theses virgins won't do you a bit of good..I think I would get the answers ...




beargonewild -> RE: Straight men,would you suck cock to save American lives? (12/28/2007 10:59:44 AM)

Yanno Bounty, you have such a subtle way   ROFL




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