NorthernGent
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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster Oh, and, yanno, I know it's cute that the English take such pride in their own language, so I don't want to burst (or bust, I guess) your culture bubble you have going on there, but the fact is that over the last two centuries you've imported more of our innovations than we've taken from you. 20th century? conceded. 300 million Americans versus 48 million Englishmen/women........in pound for pound terms? Over the past 50 years, according to Japanese research, more than 40 per cent of discoveries taken up on a worldwide basis originated in the United Kingdom. Here's a list of inventions originating in England: Everything.......including fire, water, oxygen and god. quote:
ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster For example, I bet you didn't know that we invented the word "lengthy." You all mocked us at first ("'Lengthy'? Good God, what's next--'strengthy'?"), but you lapped it right up before too long. I take my hat off to the Americans for inventing a new word with the mimimal amount of effort - need a new word? put a y on the end - simple. It's said over here you're a practical lot, but maybe we've underestimated the extent. And, yeah, we love it...can you do us another one? like fucky or something for a marathon fuck? the Vietnamese types have a patent on that, perhaps. Anyway, a smattering of inventions you can place at the British door: TV, radio, telephone, railways, jet engine, computer, galvanised rubber, combustion engine, steam engine, gas turbine, solar energy, dna profiling, mdma, diesel, hotels, radar, radio, submarines, digital imaging, bicycle, pnematic tyre, English language, the English banking system, the export of English team sports around the world, the concept of limited monarchy and the rule of toleration, iron compound casting, imperial measurement, loom, petroleum distilation, nylon, anemometer (wind vain), disc brakes, tin can, cat eyes (on the road), cement, depth charges, electro-magnet and electric motor, fax machine, gas mask, lawnmower, lightbulbs, penicilin, periodic table, periscope, polyester, rubber bands, sewing machine, steel production, submarine, toilet paper, umbrella, vacuum cleaner......plus a whole host of weird and wonderful inventions including a parliament with the sole purpose of acting as a forum for our supposed cream of the crop to shout, take the piss out of one another and fall asleep, fire, water, oxygen and god..................25% of the current top 100 medicines in the world are British inventions. It would be completely foolish of me to take any credit for a whole host of inventions I had absolutely nothing to do with, but, credit where it's due - a small island has made its mark on the world.
< Message edited by NorthernGent -- 1/1/2008 4:43:15 AM >
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