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meticulousgirl -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 1:48:48 PM)

LOL you girls are so funny.....



Gwynvyd -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 1:57:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MsBearlee


Darnit, I can't find the page of actual photos...perhaps this will do:

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/623/1179778918954kp3.jpg 


I think I was just scared straight... Holy shit folks...

there are some ugly looking (to me at least) pussies on that chart... *shudders*

and I was supposed to dine at the Y tonight too... what am I gonna tell her? Um.. honey some pictures threw me off.. and I cant look at a pussy right now? *chuckles*

This is something you show your 15 year old to scare them off of sex. LOL

Gwyn



MsBearlee -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 1:59:46 PM)

 
So many sixes. 
 
I wonder if that's about the same as a guy saying "Yeah this " ============================ " is six inches, same as my dick."
 
Laffin,
MsB



SageFemmexx -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 2:07:28 PM)

I looked at the link and those vaginas look fairly common to me. As a midwife I've had my hands in hundreds of women and all of them are unique in their own way. You girls forgot to mention not all women are the same depth and some are built with their openings more toward the front while others more towards the back.

I usually pay attention to landmarks just in case I can't ease a baby out without a tear and I need to do some minor repairs. Midwives take great pride in not doing episiotomies and altering or damaging women.

After an hour or so of warm compresses and perineal massage, we are pretty familar with the mother we are delivering and I've never seen two built exactly the same. I rather the like the image of all women being like flowers with their own distinct petals.

Blessings and be well,



Gwynvyd -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 2:11:20 PM)

I think the 6 is about average.. I have seen quite a few pussies in my day ( yeah I had a slut period there when I was younger...) and 6 was the common one I saw.

Personaly I am a 20 on the chart with a very pronounced mons venus... ( Cherokee women usualy have a larger bone protrusion and padding there ) Thick outter lips kinda like a hot dog bun that are closed tightly.. and almost no inner lips to speak of. A tiny clit ( compared to my girl's which the space shuttle can see ) but it is powerful.. and Ray Charles who is both dead and blind could find my G spot. It is freaking huge... but I have other spots that do the same thing that move about and you have to hit just right.. My girl knows how thank the gods. I am also a squirter... that means no one gets to be free to the wet spot.. it is the whole bed.

I have what an ex calls a Snappin' pussy... *chuckles* That reminded me of this movie scene...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_CV09uRKig 

Gwyn



Lordandmaster -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 2:18:32 PM)

I like Nos. 6, 7, 27, 28, and 29.

But, in all honesty, what they look like is less of an issue than how they smell!

quote:

ORIGINAL: MsBearlee

Darnit, I can't find the page of actual photos...perhaps this will do:

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/623/1179778918954kp3.jpg 



LATEXBABY64 -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 2:30:02 PM)

um this must be one of thise trailer park redneck questions or something kinda like when all the grunting snorting doms ask how big their pecker is or something rofl



BrzlianMistress -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 2:30:10 PM)

I had a friend who had a book all about the pussy and had sooo many pictures of all kinds of pussys all different in color and shapes.

Mine i have a big clit.. when i was younger i used to be embarrassed about it but now i dont really care since it is quite sensitive and fun. and i have long lips too. Dont worry about your puffy pussy. Embrace your uniqueness.

Guys cocks are different too. Not as unique as pussies but they are different in size,the head always vary a little, and the balls size and droopiness vary too.



dollenburg -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 2:33:00 PM)

I have a small clit and big lips. I always thought it should be the other way around. Sigh.



MsBearlee -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 2:34:24 PM)

 

For comparative purposes only:  http://1001vaginas.com/10.html 



BrzlianMistress -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 2:35:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ToysAndTies

I went to a "I heart female orgasm" presentation at campus, and they had a book there that was just artistic photos of a multitude of different vaginas.  The variety was staggering, many of which I had not yet encountered.  Frankly, I think there should be some sort of sexual awareness baseball card, with each one having stats and things; they'd be educational and collectible, I'm sure DC or Marvel would help out


i went to that on my college too.. i never thought so many people would ditch classes to go talk about sex



TreasureKY -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 2:38:30 PM)

This might help.  [;)]

http://www.the-clitoris.com/f_html/c_size.htm

And for a variety of photos...

http://www.the-clitoris.com/y/vulva/m_vulva.htm

*whispering*  Gallery 1, first page, row 1, second from the right.  [:D]




acissej -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 2:50:46 PM)

For educational purposes, there's also www.thebigvagina.com. 

Oh, I just realized they changed the site and you have to pay to see the pictures.  There's still free information that might be helpful.



Prinsexx -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 2:59:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cameltoe

Ok, so I just heard I have a "puffy pussy". That means I have long outer labia (about 1.5 inches and very thick) and my inner labia are maybe about 3/4 in long. This was a surprise to me as I thought all pussies were pretty much the same!

I gather some people really like puffy, and some prefer..... nonpuffy pussies.... what are those called?

And I was told it was unusual but not by someone who has a lot of perspective on those things.....

So I have a million questions like - er, um, : is it unusual? What do guys like that's different about each type? Does it feel different to a guy during intercourse? Do you have an individual preference? Is it different to torture or tie a puffy pussy than an.. unpuffy, and if so how? Can you help me feel lucky about this instead of all freaked out?

For the women: what is yours like?




I have a clit that behaves like a mini penis, and large labia and at least three g spts which have been discovered. I am a squirter and can have clitorial and abdominal orgasms and both wet and dry orgasms. In fact orgasms at each chakra, The best one is the one that occurs as a result of a thought and hits me first between the eyes and travels down through my body, abdomen and then clit. My whole vagina is extrememly sensitive and yet the surrounding area can absolve a great deal of pain.
I love being fisted.
Apparently it smells like heaven although to me it smells like oyster and honet mixed. Some past relationships have been based on covetting my used underwear because of my scent.
I am booked in for a vaginal reconstruction because of wear: this will tighten it and make 'normal' sexual penetrative intercourse with a penis more pleasureable for me but harder work for a man. But Master wants to talk about it as he says he doesn't like virgins and worries if he will be able to fist me.
My clit used to be my favourite part of my body but now it's the first g spot.




Griswold -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 3:31:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cameltoe

Ok, so I just heard I have a "puffy pussy". That means I have long outer labia (about 1.5 inches and very thick) and my inner labia are maybe about 3/4 in long. This was a surprise to me as I thought all pussies were pretty much the same!

I gather some people really like puffy, and some prefer..... nonpuffy pussies.... what are those called?

(Those are called "non puffy pussies")




marieToo -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 3:38:05 PM)

Does anyone have a chart for cock and ball varieties?



MsBearlee -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 3:38:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Prinsexx

I have a clit that behaves like a mini penis....


I would say they ALL do, no?  Clits get hard when a woman is excited, the nerve endings are awesome...some like direct contact, some like defused, some like rough sucking, some like gentle; just like a penis!
 
If only more men understood that, technically, there is little difference between what is a penis and what is a clit...we'd be a lot better off!  Suck it like it's a dick, that's what I say...
 
Well, sometimes I say that...
B
 
edited to add:  Treasure..that's the page!  Lord, I've looked high and low for that; thank you so much!  LOL
 
For you boys and girls who want to see dicks, perhaps this will help:  http://www.the-penis.com/
 
  edited to add:   http://www.the-penis.com/size.html

Geezhuz!!!



SirJohnMandevill -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 3:45:33 PM)

While we're on the subject of pussies and variety thereof, anyone ever heard of this? Many moons ago, I had a girlfriend whose pussy actually generated a mild electric shock -- sort of like a static discharge -- whenever she squeezed me. I've never run into anyone else who could do that. And yes, it felt pretty damned good! [:D]

Les (Purveyor of Fine, Handcrafted Kink)



Prinsexx -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 3:57:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

quote:

ORIGINAL: MsBearlee


Darnit, I can't find the page of actual photos...perhaps this will do:

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/623/1179778918954kp3.jpg 


I think I was just scared straight... Holy shit folks...

there are some ugly looking (to me at least) pussies on that chart... *shudders*

and I was supposed to dine at the Y tonight too... what am I gonna tell her? Um.. honey some pictures threw me off.. and I cant look at a pussy right now? *chuckles*

This is something you show your 15 year old to scare them off of sex. LOL

Gwyn

They remind me of the family medical book that had some real scary looking medical conditions



SadisticMan -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 3:57:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SirJohnMandevill

While we're on the subject of pussies and variety thereof, anyone ever heard of this? Many moons ago, I had a girlfriend whose pussy actually generated a mild electric shock -- sort of like a static discharge -- whenever she squeezed me. I've never run into anyone else who could do that. And yes, it felt pretty damned good! [:D]

Les (Purveyor of Fine, Handcrafted Kink)


maybe she had a telsa coil up there ?  Nope, never in my 200+ have I experienced that, would love too though.



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