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BumbleBee2MsP -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 10:17:49 PM)

What about taste?  oh i do love pussies. i don't think any Female should ever be concerned that Hers isn't normal as long as it works for Her. They are are all a little unique, just as every woman is unique. That's why i have come to the conclusion that even if a guy has gotten compliments on his ability to give good headin the past he still needs to learn how to do it all over again.
Many comments have been made about the shape (High Mons) and a little about smell and that is important to each individual as a matter of preference or taste. But not much has been said about the actual taste of pussies, which also varies considerblly. From thin and acidic to thick and musky and everything in between. The best tastes like caviar. are there no other onisours of the wonderful taste of pussy?

the old song says:  "It comes in a box, don't come in a can
                               It comes from every Woman, and is good for evry man
                             What's that smells like fish Ma, I'll tell ya if ya really want to know.




YourhandMyAss -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 10:34:52 PM)

Personally I never believed that platitude and I still don't. Size does indeed matter in my opnion.
quote:

ORIGINAL: Muttling

What ever happened to "size doesn't matter"?     Or have we totally abandonned that?




Gwynvyd -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 10:43:15 PM)

I think as with every woman... the smell, taste, and thickness varries on what part of the cycle a woman is in. Not to mention her Diet.

Celery is bad for the taste in both males and females. ( It is banned in our house.) Some say it makes you cum more.. but Yuck!

Garlic is good for you.. but over doing it, ( along with onions... ) is bad for the taste.

Citrus is good for changing the taste. But too much and you get acidic.

Chocolate is always good. Fruit is always good. Yogurt always balances things out in the whole of your system.

Regularly douching ( but not over doing it) is also important.

Gwyn




Daddysredhead -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 11:28:43 PM)

I'm pretty much like number 6, but not shaved bald.  Just some light fuzz as Daddy doesn't like the look of a totally shaved twat.  I had an old flame who spoke of the pussies he'd known (in the carnal sense, lol), and said that I have a "chubby cunt" (must be a close relative of the puffy pussy), and that he liked that kind the best.  Who the hell knows?  We each like our own thing.  Regarding the penis...  personally, I like a nice, thick, sizeable cock, slightly curved is fine, circumsized...  oh, and an owner of said cock to know how to use the damn thing.  [8D]

ps - my ob/gyn discourages douching for a multitude of reasons, even once in a while.  Douching not only washes away the bad bacteria, but the good ones that help keep the pH of your pussy in check and helps to fight off infection.




YourhandMyAss -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 11:34:34 PM)

My gyno has told me never to douch. Douching disturbs the natural ph levels in the vagina and can encourage yeast infections and other nasty vaginal conditions, and the vagina is pretty much self cleaning and only really needs washing to help out with cleanlyness.


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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd


Regularly douching ( but not over doing it) is also important.

Gwyn




girlygurl -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 11:36:59 PM)

This is fun!  I'll play along.. but the OP's profile seems to be lost. hmmmmm  I've asked my Sir... waiting on His answer... hee hee much more fun that way than looking myself. [:D]

This just in..... I'm a #6 weeeeeeeeee.

girly




bluemind80 -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 11:47:47 PM)

I'm a cross between 6 and 10. If you're on livejournal the vaginapagina comm has, in the memories I think, a sort of catalogue of photos of pussies all sent in by members of the comm. It's pretty amazing to see all the different types and shapes.




Sirsinini -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 11:48:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MsBearlee


Darnit, I can't find the page of actual photos...perhaps this will do:

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/623/1179778918954kp3.jpg 


OH my !! [sm=ofcourse.gif]
I swear some of those pics are not only pussies but prolapsed bladders and uterus's as well  [:-]
 
Such a funny pic...how in hell did you find it?
 
How in hell do folk find a lot of stuff on the WWW? [:D]
 




Daddysredhead -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 11:51:03 PM)

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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

the vagina is pretty much self cleaning



Like a well-made oven...  [8|]




YourhandMyAss -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/5/2008 11:52:42 PM)

One of them looked like an actual penis. I kid you not.


quote:

ORIGINAL: Sirsinini

OH my !! [sm=ofcourse.gif]
I swear some of those pics are not only pussies but prolapsed bladders and uterus's as well  [:-]
 
Such a funny pic...how in hell did you find it?
 
How in hell do folk find a lot of stuff on the WWW? [:D]
 




DollFaceMania -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/6/2008 12:42:06 AM)

my lips kind of hang down, the only issue ive had about it is one guy was too grossed out to eat my pussy but eh, i was too grossed out to suck his dick. so i guess we were even




DollFaceMania -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/6/2008 12:43:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

My gyno has told me never to douch. Douching disturbs the natural ph levels in the vagina and can encourage yeast infections and other nasty vaginal conditions, and the vagina is pretty much self cleaning and only really needs washing to help out with cleanlyness.






tis true my gyno told me the same.




Level -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/6/2008 3:17:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Tigrita

My labia are 9 and a half inches long, baby, I swear.  And so thick I know it'll hurt you to take it.  That's right.


*laughing*




Level -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/6/2008 3:20:00 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MsBearlee


Darnit, I can't find the page of actual photos...perhaps this will do:

http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/623/1179778918954kp3.jpg 


Do they put these on the side of milk cartons? [X(]




kimba1 -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/6/2008 3:41:02 AM)

Wow! Great thread! I used to be pussy-shy (er, of my own, not others), but suddenly, i think i rather like mine (not that that matters at all, my Master loves mine and can't get enough of seeing, smelling, tasting, feeling it and he is the only judge after all ....). And i love the quote about flowers with different petals! I shall remember that! [:)] dang though, now i have a sudden urge to taste some too ...




ExSteelAgain -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/6/2008 3:59:47 AM)

What an inspiring, intellectual thread for me this early in the morning. My thoughts are if the pussy is not too complicated, I can deal with it.




InkedMaster -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/6/2008 4:50:05 AM)

All pussies are not created equal, The type I prefer is what I call a "flat" pussy, shaved bare, nice and smooth, labia all tucked up nice and tight and oh so edible. Some on the other hand look like they got whacked with a big ole bush axe, others like a big ole catchers mitt and still others look like a bulldog eating mayonaisse. And to be fair, guys have thier own issues. I'm just saying...




Lucylastic -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/6/2008 5:14:36 AM)

Bulldog eating mayonaise? heeeeeeeeeee
thanks for the visual
Im gonna have that in the back of my mind all damn day now
ok now to find me a bulldog and some hellmans
Lucy




Gwynvyd -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/6/2008 7:24:54 AM)

*chuckles* oh my goodness.. that reminds me of a joke my mother told me.. yeah my mom....

I swear this is on topic..

A teen age boy is getting "The Talk" from his father... and he asks him after summoning up his courage " Well dad, what exactly does a vagina look like any ways?" His father looks at him, thinks for a brief moment then says " well son, you see they are each different.. like beautifuly scented flowers in a garden that have different petals. No two are alike. But some some look like a Bull dog that got into the mayonnaise.. leave those alone."

My mother told me this joke when I was getting "The Talk" I just about died laughing.

On the douching thing... yes most Dr's will tell you not to because people get crazy with it and throw thier Ph off of balance. However it is ok to do it right after moon time to flush the good ol system out on the begining of the new cycle. ( I used to work with a midwifery group as a doula )

Also if you do any inserted food play you do want to have a douche around. Starches or sugars introducted to the system and not cleaned out immediatly is just baaaad.

Gwyn




ranrich -> RE: Pussy Varieties (1/6/2008 7:29:22 AM)

Of all the pussies I have been associated with my favorite is one that she kept shaved which I really like. When I massaged her G spot she would have an ejaculation, expelling a large amount of fluid which was quite pleasant tasting when I licked it up. Strangely this never happened when we were in bed or on the couch or the floor or standing up. Only when we were in the car(and there was always a console) the smell of the leather mixed with the taste of the ejaculate was inspiring.




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