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Man get skewered with knife during robbery - 1/8/2008 8:31:12 PM   
KenDckey


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Man got stabbed in the gut when he filled his waistband with kitchen knives and attempted to run from a store when he got caught.   Wonder if the anti-knife crowd is going to go after kitchen implements now?
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RE: Man get skewered with knife during robbery - 1/8/2008 8:33:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		What a fascinating thread. Can't wait to watch all of the responses roll in.

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RE: Man get skewered with knife during robbery - 1/8/2008 8:35:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		I think the guy will win a lawsuit. After all, the knives didn't have a warning logo. "Caution: Knives are sharp and can cause injury. Handle with care."

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RE: Man get skewered with knife during robbery - 1/8/2008 8:36:49 PM   
KenDckey


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Status: offline 		Yeah I tend to agree.   He can sue the manufacturer and win, then sue the store and win cause they should have let him get away.

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RE: Man get skewered with knife during robbery - 1/8/2008 8:36:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		Not likely as we`re busy with frying pans,rolling pins,and those huge club-like wooden spoons.Next, are those deadly toaster ovens.

Not to worry.

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RE: Man get skewered with knife during robbery - 1/8/2008 8:38:37 PM   
KenDckey


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Status: offline 		But Owner   the knives are deadly weapons

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RE: Man get skewered with knife during robbery - 1/8/2008 8:44:04 PM   
Owner59


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ORIGINAL: KenDckey

But Owner   the knives are deadly weapons


Yup,weapons tend to be that.

Almost any object can be used as a weapon.Even a phone book or a towel,can be deadly.

It`s proper justice that he got poked by what he stole.

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RE: Man get skewered with knife during robbery - 1/9/2008 2:33:51 AM   
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Status: offline 		There's an anti-knife crowd?  Jeez, I'm gonna have to start walking through bad areas of Chicago with a cup of hot coffee ;)

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RE: Man get skewered with knife during robbery - 1/9/2008 5:01:01 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh, the sweet irony!  I love it.  As a thief, he just couldn't cut it, I guess! 

If this jerk off sues the knife maker and the store he robbed and wins, does that mean I can sue Mistress for giving me carpal tunnel because of the hot, sexy pics She sends me? 

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RE: Man get skewered with knife during robbery - 1/9/2008 9:45:35 PM   
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rubberpet

If this jerk off sues the knife maker and the store he robbed and wins, does that mean I can sue Mistress for giving me carpal tunnel because of the hot, sexy pics She sends me?


I don't know. In order to make an informed reply, I would have to have more information.
Please forward copies of the above mentioned photos, and I will make a detailed study and render my opinion.

< Message edited by LDRandAstarte -- 1/9/2008 9:48:17 PM >

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