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domiguy -> When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/15/2008 4:39:38 PM)
So many posts of late about "us vs. them" "sci-fi and bdsm"..."Overly romanticizing Bdsm"...."Under romanticizing BDSM"..."Dom flaws"..."We use colorful language like cock and cunt"...."Do Doms poo less?" ..etc...etc...etc. When did you first realize that you were fucking nuts? Not only do you march to the beat of a different drummer, but your drummer was torn asunder by a herd of gnomes, fairies and sasquatch. The more I am out here I am constantly reminded that we are not exactly well represented by mainstream America....No fucking way! There are witches, vampires, people from other worlds, it seems that Star Trek plays a rather significant role, gothic novels, sci fi....Fantasy....A home for the misfits, the lost. Is it a lack of focus? daydreaming? being a square peg? not being comfortable around others? Non- conformist? or just being a plain demented fuck? Many will think that I am joking. I'm dead serious, not meant to be condescending just curious. I really do wonder which came first? The bdsm or the off kilter personality or do they some how go hand in hand? Why ain't you right in the head? Talk amongst yourselves.

subtee -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 7:08:29 AM)
I remember it well…it was a Tuesday, early spring. The days were lengthening and the land was awakening from its dark winter slumber. I awoke to the sounds of joyful birds returning from the south…their dawn courtships beginning again. I smiled at their eternal dance of swooping and wooing in ever dizzying heights and thought to myself, “Wow. I’m fucking nuts.” Those things you mentioned—fairies, sci-fi books—are indeed expressed and explored here, but I don’t believe they are any more endemic to this group as they are to any other (general) group. I think they just feel more free to be… I also don’t feel in any way a “misfit” or “lost” or “off kilter.” Would you answer the question since you're here too? “Why ain’t you right in the head?” And I have a question, if these things don’t interest you, why do they bother you? (Also not intended to be condescending, just curious.)

Jeffff -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 7:13:14 AM)
BDSM................you mean...........this is a bdsm site?......GET OUT!!!. .. holy shit I REALLY need to pay more attention.........you people are weird Jeff

KatyLied -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 7:19:47 AM)
My moment came when I gazed up and saw the unicorn (people frown when I insist it should be a pegasus) flying over the rainbow. Nah, for me the awakening came when my kinky boyfriend handed me a sheet of paper titled "rules of engagement", he offered it toward me, smiling, and said: "none of these are new to you, but there are some things I want you to do every time we are together, and some things that I want you to request..." I felt a huge melt that moment, as I unfolded the paper and read the items listed. As far as being different, I've always been the different one in my group of friends, more adventurous, more prone to over-analyzing things, more happy in my alone time, more likely to struggle against the popular way of thinking.

Jeffff -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 7:21:42 AM)
hummmm....Katy?....that appears to be a serious answer......are you feeling alright? Jeff

beargonewild -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 7:26:13 AM)
Had to be back when I reached puberty. Realized I was nuts when a chipmunk started nibbling on mine and I creamed my jeans!

Rianne -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 7:33:17 AM)
I don't know...maybe it was long ago when I had the new and strange desire to hump the washer on spin cycle.

LaTigresse -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 7:36:26 AM)
Hmmmmmm, let's reminisce. When I gave up most women's dream life for the farm and wicked depravity. I even get to howl at the moon with the coyotes now. edited to add.....I was going to give a much more humorous detail acct that was pseudo realistic but I got interupted and lost my train of thought

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 7:36:55 AM)
When I said "I do"

DrkJourney -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 7:42:01 AM)
mmm...think it was a Friday, about 4:36pm...lol Seriously, when I was about 20....just knew I was different. Even though I tried several times to go vanil since then..just have to face facts. hey, can I have my straight jacket in cashmere?....lol

HalloweenWhite -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 7:46:36 AM)
Im not "fucking nuts" its everybody else what don't agree with Me. I like being a square peg in a round hole-I never wanted to be a clone and watch sport or soap operas, or those sick talk shows where people go on t.v and let some smug asshole in a suit slag them off and generally humiliate them then get paid for it. I don't look like a lot of people and they have a problem with that. But, as I say in My profile, if they -do- have a problem then it's -their- problem. The BDSM found Me and it was a "happy accident". But It's seperate to who I am, Id still be an odd ball without it.

DragonLadysFire -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 7:49:07 AM)
I'm not nuts, everyone else is deprived and brain dead. As for when hmmm, the terrorizing of everyone in my school at age 6 or the tying up of babysitters at 7....No wait that’s when everyone else found out. I always new I wasn't from this dimension.[:D]

LaTigresse -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 8:05:36 AM)
Have I ever mentioned that there were really cute girl leprechaun's living under my bridge?

camille65 -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 8:06:07 AM)
When I was 4. I was standing in the ocean letting the waves wash over my bare tootsies. Dressed in the finery of a leftover big sisters bathing suit that dropped off my bottom and an old fashioned white rubber bathing cap (sadistic parents??) I reveled in my childhood innocence.At that moment I was not nor had I realised that craziness ran deeply into my soul. I was too busy hoping for a mermaid to wave from the sea.It was that next moment that secured my place in looneyville. A pelican landed upon my head, its weight making my legs weeble wobble but dammit I was not about to fall down. Apparently it thought my rubber bathing cap clad noggin was some sort of egg. As it perched upon me in hopes of hatching a mutant offspring every human for miles around swarmed the area laden with Kodak Brownie cameras and Poloroids.They encircled that poor innocent creature ( ME ME ME) and took photos while the pendulous pelican proudly did its hatching dance upon my head. That my friends, that was the turning point. That was the moment I kissed insanity and began a lifelong dalliance with it. I had to be insane you see, if I had been sane why then some adult somewhere would have leapt to my defense with a conch shell or at least a glob of beach tar.Right?[:D] There are days I still hope for that mermaid to emerge from the sea, with foam coming from her mouth. Oh heh, was this supposed to have something to do with bondage or sex? That stuff is normal for me...no craziness there.

Lashra -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 8:24:22 AM)
The pantyhose called to me and said "Tie him up" so I did. Gingerly I bound my sleeping boyfriends wrists to the bed headboard and as he lay there looking so innocent and helpless, the voice once again said "Ok now tease the hell out of him and fuck him" and I did. After I had used him for a couple of hours I realised that the voice had been my own. I was 19 years old and to this day I wonder about those pantyhose that come in those plastic eggs.... ~Lashra

ownedgirlie -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 8:54:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy So many posts of late about "us vs. them" "sci-fi and bdsm"..."Overly romanticizing Bdsm"...."Under romanticizing BDSM"..."Dom flaws"..."We use colorful language like cock and cunt"...."Do Doms poo less?" ..etc...etc...etc. When did you first realize that you were fucking nuts? Not only do you march to the beat of a different drummer, but your drummer was torn asunder by a herd of gnomes, fairies and sasquatch. The more I am out here I am constantly reminded that we are not exactly well represented by mainstream America....No fucking way! There are witches, vampires, people from other worlds, it seems that Star Trek plays a rather significant role, gothic novels, sci fi....Fantasy....A home for the misfits, the lost. Is it a lack of focus? daydreaming? being a square peg? not being comfortable around others? Non- conformist? or just being a plain demented fuck? Many will think that I am joking. I'm dead serious, not meant to be condescending just curious. I really do wonder which came first? The bdsm or the off kilter personality or do they some how go hand in hand? Why ain't you right in the head? Talk amongst yourselves. You say "you people" as though you're not one of us. If you are not a "people", then what are you? BDSM, religious groups, Trekkies, UFO watchers, conspiracy theorists, quilters, whatever - tell me what group of people are "normal" and tell me what "normal" is and maybe we can answer your question. Pull all your co-workers into a room and give each of them an anonymous survey asking what they're into that their other co-workers don't know about and you'll see that "abnormal" is really "normal" (my brother did this with his students). Now, if you are truly above all that, and the epitome of what's "right in the head", kudos to you! I for one don't want to be "normal."

vampiresscammy -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 9:27:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy So many posts of late about "us vs. them" "sci-fi and bdsm"..."Overly romanticizing Bdsm"...."Under romanticizing BDSM"..."Dom flaws"..."We use colorful language like cock and cunt"...."Do Doms poo less?" ..etc...etc...etc. When did you first realize that you were fucking nuts? Not only do you march to the beat of a different drummer, but your drummer was torn asunder by a herd of gnomes, fairies and sasquatch. The more I am out here I am constantly reminded that we are not exactly well represented by mainstream America....No fucking way! There are witches, vampires, people from other worlds, it seems that Star Trek plays a rather significant role, gothic novels, sci fi....Fantasy....A home for the misfits, the lost. Is it a lack of focus? daydreaming? being a square peg? not being comfortable around others? Non- conformist? or just being a plain demented fuck? Many will think that I am joking. I'm dead serious, not meant to be condescending just curious. I really do wonder which came first? The bdsm or the off kilter personality or do they some how go hand in hand? Why ain't you right in the head? Talk amongst yourselves. which part? as the why, i'm gonna go with, because my soul feels connected to the moon, stars, blood, many loves, hearts belonging to men and women, dragons, unicorns, faeries, gnomes, bigfoot and many things most only dream of i've always known i was bi and poly, just didnt know there was a term for 'poly' til i was much older i felt drawn to most creatures fantastical while still very young, and insist my unicorn and dragon are simply waiting for me to find them felt vampire stirrings the first time i tasted blood and wanted more felt my wiccan urge first itme i looked at the moon and felt it look back felt my dark, dom/sub sexual urges all kinda come out aroudn the same time, discussed with my loves, got encouragement, found settings to explore further and people who fit both desires well a daydreamer and dark child i shall remain, as no part of this so called 'normalcy' or 'being grown up'(as in not believing in fairies and mystical things) does not even slightly appeal to me to each their own, for me I shall stay in my dreams/fantasies/oddieites

CalifChick -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 9:50:17 AM)
Not mainstream? Well... when us girls started talking about sex, and I was the only one using words like handcuffs, group sex, bondage, etc. I think I was eleven. Cali

scifi1133 -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 10:15:49 AM)
the second i read this post.

sweetwenchie -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 10:29:27 AM)
When i asked my friends and realized that i was the only one that could see the fairies and unicorns dancing around me. Orrrrrrr maybe it was when my friends and i went to see a horror flick about girls being tortured, mutilated, humilated and raped over and over... and i was the only one that was not only not disgusted or disturbed by it all, but soaking wet and squirming in my theater seat[8D] Then again, maybe only the rest of the world is fucking nuts and i am entirely normal and sane

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