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I've heard a guy masturbating can greatly reduce the ri... - 1/15/2008 6:15:19 PM   
wankerforuse


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But does anyone know whether this is true or not please?Thanks very much indeed,I masturbate sometimes but not all that often.As i think it's disgusting and i also feel very guilty and ashamed of myself afterwards.But anyway if some kind soul can please answer my question i really would appreciate it thanks very much indeed.Thanks to all who reply here.Thanks to you all from Paul.

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RE: I've heard a guy masturbating can greatly reduce th... - 1/15/2008 6:28:18 PM   
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Sounds like somebody is hoping to be "told" to whack off.

That, and baiting everybody with the "masturbation is so dirty and wrong so I shouldn't do it" crap.  :-/

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RE: I've heard a guy masturbating can greatly reduce th... - 1/15/2008 6:41:30 PM   
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I went for nine months jacking every day without Oing as a test of will (and to increase my bodily energy).

I hope my pancreas is not fucked.

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RE: I've heard a guy masturbating can greatly reduce th... - 1/15/2008 7:16:37 PM   
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'nuff said.......

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RE: I've heard a guy masturbating can greatly reduce th... - 1/15/2008 7:26:38 PM   
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NO. I do believe you transposed body parts starting with the letter P.   You might consider that keeping one's pipes cleaned might help reduce the risk of PROSTATE cancer. 
As a side note...my older brother had a vasectomy years ago; then a prostatectomy (for prostate cancer). He is surviving nicely. However when I asked him about orgasm and ejaculation...he said since there is no fluid reservoir nor sperm conduit, he simply has a dry shiver when orgasming. Seems nice and clean for oral spurt-o-phobes.

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RE: I've heard a guy masturbating can greatly reduce th... - 1/15/2008 7:30:18 PM   
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Interesting.  (the dry shiver part)

My ex-hub has a vasectomy and could still spurt, no sperm, just the drizzle.

ps - the head smack above was for the mistaken pancreas for prostate.  I was wondering what kind of whacked out (pardon the pun) anatomy had the pancreas and doodads next to each other, much less connected. 

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RE: I've heard a guy masturbating can greatly reduce th... - 1/15/2008 7:32:15 PM   
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PS: As Jack Nicholson said in the Bucket List: "At our age; never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard on, and never trust a fart.

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RE: I've heard a guy masturbating can greatly reduce th... - 1/15/2008 7:33:27 PM   
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Gotta love Jack... 

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RE: I've heard a guy masturbating can greatly reduce th... - 1/15/2008 7:37:50 PM   
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Likewise, I had a vasectomy 25 years ago. It's the prostate's fluid we ejaculate. At 56, I find it's still  more than a drizzle; less than a splooge-fest..

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RE: I've heard a guy masturbating can greatly reduce th... - 1/15/2008 7:47:59 PM   
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My former b/f (vanilla) said he had prostate problems and his doctor told him to "empty" himself daily in order to prevent greater problems.

I don't know whether he was joking or not, but it gave him an excuse, anyway.


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RE: I've heard a guy masturbating can greatly reduce th... - 1/15/2008 8:55:41 PM   
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Was told from my doctor once that regular ejaculations will prevent a possible prostrate infection. 

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RE: I've heard a guy masturbating can greatly reduce th... - 1/15/2008 8:58:21 PM   
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Bear,
Was this the same doctor who gave you the prostate exam the other day and asked if you had excessive "seepage?" 

Just sayin'...  (only joking)

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RE: I've heard a guy masturbating can greatly reduce th... - 1/15/2008 9:02:29 PM   
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ROFL.

No, this was a different doctor who treated me for a prostrate infection 3 years ago, due to an ex lover's neglect in trimming their fingernails! The doc said he sees that alot from married men who's wife is in the late stages of pregnancy and the hubby isn't jerking off to relieve his tension when sex is a no no.


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RE: I've heard a guy masturbating can greatly reduce th... - 1/15/2008 9:16:05 PM   
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Hearing a guy masturbating can greatly reduce the risk of pancreatic cancer?

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RE: I've heard a guy masturbating can greatly reduce th... - 1/15/2008 9:28:36 PM   
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I wonder if it was hearing the guy making it go "slippity-slap" that did it, or if it was the actual primal grunt-moan combination that keeps the ole' pancreas in check. 

Inquiring minds, yanno. 

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RE: I've heard a guy masturbating can greatly reduce th... - 1/15/2008 9:33:35 PM   
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Dunno, guess it depends on how furious he's flogging the log.

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RE: I've heard a guy masturbating can greatly reduce th... - 1/15/2008 9:48:24 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Dunno, guess it depends on how furious he's flogging the log.


OMG, Bear!   ROFLMAO!!!  I must use this, and I will give you the intended credit when I do.  This is just too awesome.  hehehehehe........

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RE: I've heard a guy masturbating can greatly reduce th... - 1/16/2008 6:43:50 PM   
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You've never heard "flogging the log" before?

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RE: I've heard a guy masturbating can greatly reduce th... - 1/16/2008 6:46:11 PM   
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quote:

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Hearing a guy masturbating can greatly reduce the risk of pancreatic cancer?


If that's the case I seriously need to thank the guy who lives upstairs from me for keeping my pancreas so healthy.

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RE: I've heard a guy masturbating can greatly reduce th... - 1/16/2008 6:50:13 PM   
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i don't know if it is true or not... i do know that i learned how to give prostate massages thanks to a Guy i was once with.  He claimed that it lead to a healthy prostate and less risk of cancer.  The fluid that he ejaculated during the massages was definitely different from the seminal fluid he usually ejaculated.  ~shrug~  but i'm just a girl, what do i know about semen or prostates  lol   Maybe he was just saying that so i would stick a finger up his butt

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