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dcnovice -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/17/2008 10:45:31 PM)

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Hey you left out: "Are pro dommes just hookers???"


Well, I got pro domme in there. Hooker may have to be inferred (if one is so inclined).




beargonewild -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/17/2008 10:48:35 PM)

Don't forget the lack of honest doms and subs.




scifi1133 -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/17/2008 10:50:19 PM)

oh yes dc because as everyone on here will tell you there are no real peopleon this site.....just twue people lmao




CuriousLord -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/17/2008 11:15:24 PM)

Yes!  You have found the Ultimate Question!  Now Hitch Hiker's' Ultimate Answer will finally have grand meaning!

The answer:  56.  (Now we know that this means, "Yes, they tend to be 56 pounds heavier.")




dcnovice -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/17/2008 11:16:26 PM)

What happened to 42?!




CuriousLord -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/17/2008 11:20:58 PM)

Lexiadys.

Dyslexia.

Sometingh lkie taht.




dcnovice -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/17/2008 11:22:10 PM)

I never did make it through the last two books, so maybe it was superseded by another number.




MissMagnolia -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/17/2008 11:26:31 PM)

What number? What duz superceded mean? Are the toilets somewhere around here? Where are my marshmallows?




CuriousLord -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/17/2008 11:30:50 PM)

I think you're right.

See, things are really stored kinda oddly in my head.

42 = 6 * 7
56 = 7 * 8

So I remember it as a number that's the product of two consecutative integers, one being a 7.  Since I didn't remember the other, I guessed it was 56, since I normally remember the first number in a series, not the second.

But it's just easier to blame dyslexia (sp?) because explaining how my head works tends to draw a lot of funny stares.  :P




dcnovice -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/17/2008 11:35:36 PM)

Just to bring the thread up to date, here's the latest draft of the ultimate Collarme question:

Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a pro domme in real time tend to be fatter than fake slaves with bleached pubic hair who use S/slash speak while engaging in polyamorous cybersex?

Still debating whether we really need t5o work in the Satanists.




scifi1133 -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/18/2008 12:02:54 AM)

lmao no dc...we are killing that one all on its own lmao




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/18/2008 6:04:42 AM)

you forgot to add a political and religious reference in your ultimate question




Jeffff -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/18/2008 6:13:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

After much lurking in and pondering of BDSM threads, I think the ultimate Collarme question boils down to this:

Do submissives who use safe words while cheating on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality in real time tend to be fatter than slaves who do not use safe words while engaging in polyamorous cybersex?

But I could very well be leaving out something important, so please feel free to edit the question as necessary.


Only if they are twue

Jeffwey




lauren0221 -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/18/2008 6:25:02 AM)

The one important thing we are missing here is someone getting pissed off by the question.




sexyred1 -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/18/2008 6:32:52 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lauren0221

The one important thing we are missing here is someone getting pissed off by the question.


Yes, and posting about 500 threads in one week about inane topics, announcing you are blocking other posters and proclaiming constantly you are in a BDSM relationship while never before having one. Add that to the ultimate question and we have a winner.




Jeffff -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/18/2008 6:34:21 AM)

You sound pissed off.....[8D]

Jeffwey




camille65 -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/18/2008 6:35:38 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1

quote:

ORIGINAL: lauren0221

The one important thing we are missing here is someone getting pissed off by the question.


Yes, and posting about 500 threads in one week about inane topics, announcing you are blocking other posters and proclaiming constantly you are in a BDSM relationship while never before having one. Add that to the ultimate question and we have a winner.
 amen




lauren0221 -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/18/2008 6:35:44 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

You sound pissed off.....[8D]

Jeffwey


Woo! My work is done:)




sexyred1 -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/18/2008 6:37:48 AM)

Me pissed off? Why would I be pissed off? I am just adding my intelligent repartee to this thread, darling, you know me...[;)]




subtee -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/18/2008 6:40:24 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Just to bring the thread up to date, here's the latest draft of the ultimate Collarme question:

Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a pro domme in real time tend to be fatter than fake slaves with bleached pubic hair who use S/slash speak while engaging in polyamorous cybersex?



Addendum: "If so, how can I find the REAL ones?"




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