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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Do submissives who use safe words while cheating on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality in real time tend to be fatter than slaves who do not use safe words while engaging in polyamorous cybersex?

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Thanks to everyone for the useful feedback. Here's a new stab at the UQ:

Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a pro domme, who is actually a switch in her private life, in real time tend to be fatter than fake no-limits slaves with shaved pubic hair who use S/slash speak while topping from the bottom in polyamorous cybersex with smartass masochists who refer to themselves in the third person?

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ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne

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ORIGINAL: scifi1133

crap.......yea dc you forgot to put in pubic hair into the ultimate question....what were you thinking

and he didnt mention momma, or trains or trucks or prison or gettin drunk either

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Thanks to everyone for the useful feedback. Here's a new stab at the UQ:

Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a pro domme, who is actually a switch in her private life, in real time tend to be fatter than fake no-limits slaves with shaved pubic hair who use S/slash speak while topping from the bottom in polyamorous cybersex with smartass masochists who refer to themselves in the third person?

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Thanks to everyone for the useful feedback. Here's a new stab at the UQ:

Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a pro domme, who is actually a switch in her private life, in real time tend to be fatter than fake no-limits slaves with shaved pubic hair who use S/slash speak while topping from the bottom in polyamorous cybersex with smartass masochists who refer to themselves in the third person?

I just totally can't believe that you left out Gor... I mean what IS this world coming to ?  ... or that one for that matter.  I am calling Moderator 11... That will solve this whole problem....  

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ORIGINAL: subtee

OMG! We forgot the [dun dun dun] "vanilla" query, as in "what the *^%$#! is up with this damn cone on my dealio?!

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

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ORIGINAL: subtee

OMG! We forgot the [dun dun dun] "vanilla" query, as in "what the *^%$#! is up with this damn cone on my dealio?!

You're right. And I thought I'd finally covered everything.

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

After much lurking in and pondering of BDSM threads, I think the ultimate Collarme question boils down to this:

Do submissives who use safe words while cheating on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality in real time tend to be fatter than slaves who do not use safe words while engaging in polyamorous cybersex?

But I could very well be leaving out something important, so please feel free to edit the question as necessary.

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the grammar "me" is just dying to tear the question apart and phrase it better

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Latest update:

Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating in real time on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a pro domme (who is actually a switch in her private life and, as it happens, very kind about explaining the vanilla ice cream cone to newbies) tend to be fatter than fake no-limits slaves with shaved pubic hair who use S/slash speak while topping from the bottom in polyamorous cybersex with smartass masochists who refer to themselves in the third person?

Show your work.

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ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia

That's tWue Kana. With a W. Please report to my office immediately for punishment.

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Latest update:

Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating in real time on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a pro domme (who is actually a switch in her private life and, as it happens, very kind about explaining the vanilla ice cream cone to newbies) tend to be fatter than fake no-limits slaves with shaved pubic hair who use S/slash speak while topping from the bottom in polyamorous cybersex with smartass masochists who refer to themselves in the third person?

Show your work.