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hejira92 -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/24/2008 12:57:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Revised yet again. We don't do this many rounds of revisions at work!

Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating in real time on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a pro domme (who is actually a switch in her private life and, as it happens, very kind about explaining the vanilla ice cream cone to newbies) tend to be fatter than fake no-limits slaves with shaved pubic hair who use S/slash speak while topping from the bottom in polyamorous cybersex with smartass masochists who refer to themselves in the third person but do not take the time to read profiles carefully before writing to someone?




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And the answer is.......
 
How dare you judge my lifestyle choice!




beargonewild -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/24/2008 12:59:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Revised yet again. We don't do this many rounds of revisions at work!

Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating in real time on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a pro domme (who is actually a switch in her private life and, as it happens, very kind about explaining the vanilla ice cream cone to newbies) tend to be fatter than fake no-limits slaves with shaved pubic hair who use S/slash speak while topping from the bottom in polyamorous cybersex with smartass masochists who refer to themselves in the third person but do not take the time to read profiles carefully before writing to someone?



Dammit dc, you promised not to tell.......*stamps foot and has a mega hissy fit*




dcnovice -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/24/2008 5:09:10 PM)

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Okay... it's not a diagram, cause I don't know how to do that... but... here is the explanation as I understand it....


Awesome grammatical analysis, Sunshinemiss! Many thanks.




sunshinemiss -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/24/2008 9:59:31 PM)

Awww... thankees dc novice... I does what I can cause I are smart.





dcnovice -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/24/2008 10:00:58 PM)

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I does what I can cause I are smart.

My grandmother once had a student say, "You learned me all the English I know."

Years later, she still couldn't decide whether to laugh or cry.




sunshinemiss -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/24/2008 10:05:42 PM)

*shakes my head.
I'm with your grandmother on that one.

I have the same thing with my students... only is lend and borrow with me... sigh




Asherdelampyr -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/24/2008 10:07:15 PM)

You are just smart like that...




scifi1133 -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/24/2008 10:50:25 PM)

lol come on now people back to the question lol.




SubbieOnWheels -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/24/2008 11:17:10 PM)

sunshinemiss, that was elegant! I think I have the answer to your bafflement (but I may be wrong)

as it happens - you got me on this one...

Is that not an interjection?




sunshinemiss -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/25/2008 12:10:50 AM)

Hands you a lollipop...

Well, no... As School House Rock pointed out...
Interjections show emotion or excitement - Wow!  golly!  OMG!, etc.

But you get a lollipop because you actually read the thing.

I decided after that "as it happens" is an adverbial phrase... but didn't think anybody would notice.

*wipes the egg from my face....




Asherdelampyr -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/25/2008 12:11:40 AM)

sunshine, you are just way too cute :P




sunshinemiss -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/25/2008 12:14:34 AM)

You just wish it was something other egg on my face... I got your number Asher, Cookie God




Asherdelampyr -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/25/2008 12:30:59 AM)

ahhh, such slanderous remarks... they might be true, but they are still slanderous!!!




dcnovice -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/26/2008 11:45:05 AM)

Well, I think we may finally have nailed it!




scifi1133 -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/26/2008 1:03:59 PM)

looks like you got it dc lmao.....finally




SubbieOnWheels -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/26/2008 2:14:11 PM)

So now that we've got it, what do we do with it?

Launch it like an ad campaign?

Throw a big party?

I vote for the latter. [Getting out chips and dip]




beargonewild -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/26/2008 2:51:33 PM)

Better yet, a party/orgy!




kc692 -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/26/2008 2:55:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

One more edit:

Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality in real time tend to be fatter than real slaves who use S/slash speak while engaging in polyamorous cybersex?




Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality that is what their "lives for interest and really wants to do more than anything else" is in real time tend to be fatter and have less self esteem than real slaves who use S/slash speak while engaging in polyamorous cybersex with prodommes because they like financial domination also although they think prodommes charge too much?

edited to add:  OK OK I responded way earlier than reading the last revision so let me try again:

Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating in real time on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a pro domme (who is actually a switch in her private life and, as it happens, very kind about explaining the vanilla ice cream cone to newbies) tend to be fatter than fake no-limits slaves with shaved pubic hair who use S/slash speak while topping from the bottom in polyamorous cybersex with smartass masochists who refer to themselves in the third person but do not take the time to read profiles carefully before writing to someone and then bitch about the nerve and bad manners of the person they wrote not taking time to craft a thoughtfully worded answer to their one liner introductory email?




CrimsonMoan -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/26/2008 2:58:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Better yet, a party/orgy!


i'll supply the lube, trojans and other props lol




beargonewild -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (1/26/2008 3:02:22 PM)

Sounds good Crimson, I'll invite the santanists to raise things up a few notches  hahahaha




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