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domiguy -> RE: I read that most people are satanists on this site but how true is that?Is it linked to the fetish (1/19/2008 12:51:39 PM)
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ORIGINAL: brainiacsub
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ORIGINAL: domiguy
...As my alter ego "braniacsub" has already chimed in...Let me continue...
As your alter ego, I represent the saner side of you. So now I must ask you...
Why is it that every time you post your messages are always 'Awaiting Approval?' WTF?! I am getting sick and tired of having to wait 24 hrs or more to go back read what what you wrote. Sometimes I have to take notes to remember all the threads where you are 'Awaiting Approval.'
Honestly, it gets exhausting. I don't know why I even bother. Are you having trouble following the rules or something? What, are you like 5? Get your shit together, man.
...jeez, can't take you anywhere.
Us Satanist find it rather difficult to adhere to all of the rules that you Christians, pagans, atheists and agnostics have set forth.
What is the difference between being a Satanist and a pagan and a Christian or a Bhuddist? Can you actually defend one and then ridicule the other? One does not strike me as being any more worthy or sane then the other.
However, my lord and saviour, Mod11, will soon see that I have gone through a tremendous metamorphis....I have reformed my ways and become a Moderatist. While I find all of the Moderators to be worthy of praise, Mod11 is at the top of the heap. Practicing Moderatism is rather difficult as I tend to lean towards the obsessive compulsive side of things. I have found that since all of my posts need to find approval it is the perfect time for one who is firmly entrenched within Moderatism to reflect back on past transgressions and to prepare and make way for a more positive future.
I implore all of you to explore Moderatism...You can partake in any activity that you see fit just not all of the fucking time. It would do many of you a world of good to eplore this as an option to your current belief system. The shit you currently believe in really hasn't made much of a positive impact upon your lives...Look at you!
Within the sacred writings of "The Book of Balance" I'm sure you are all aware of Domiguy 5:14 ...The lord came down to address the sub who had been impregnated by her master....The sub experiencing great emotional turmoil over whether to keep an unwanted pregnancy sought out the council of her lord. The Lord came to her in the form of a hobo...The lord spoke, "child why do you call my name?" The sub cowered in fear but softly spoke, "My lord I don't know what to do? Is it wrong to end the potentiality of what is growing inside of me?" The lord smiled and spoke to the sub, "have you ever had a pregnancy end with an abortion before?" The sub replied, "no." The lord grinned and then took a healthy slug of some cheap wine that was in his coat pocket, "Then you have nothing to worry about. You just can't go around having abortions willy nilly all over the place...'Twould not be in moderation and therefore not very cool. Now make haste and go to that clinic down the street and take care of this matter once and for all." The sub hugged the Holy Hobo and went to the nearest ATM to make the required withdrawal....And it was good.
Though the books is a bit wordy, similar verses can be found exploring everything from sex, work, to heroin use....There must be a balance to everything....So go forth and prosper....But no more than two kids.
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