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lusciouslips19 -> RE: WIN Asherdelampyr (1/19/2008 5:58:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m18.gif[/image]umm...MM, i have my attorney on the phone, and he assures me i do not have to participate in 4 hour extravaganza...however....if you promise to shoot me in complimentary lighting, i'm sure something can be arranged...also, i'll need a bowl of red M&Ms, and i think i speak for luscious when i say we should get billing and approval for all scenes...and can you please see if any Doms over 45 are available for my scenes?Serious Daddy issues....


Well, I'll let you use my sexy 45 year old Master/Daddy. But only if I get top billing and you give me half of those M&M's.




girlygurl -> RE: WIN Asherdelampyr (1/19/2008 5:59:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19
Come on. He is a Dom. Just tell him he can watch and direct your action! Then he'll be ordering you to suck on another!


You are so smart luscious!  I must say, Sir is incredible with the camera MM, maybe He should be there to capture the fun.

And btw luscious, just the thought of Sir there directing my actions makes me do that wiggle we've talked about. LOL

Ironitulstahp, why red M&M's?  Serious Daddy issues huh?  I like that.  Hmmmmm well, there is this one Dom I know here in the Salem area that's a hottie.... He's 52 will he do?  Oh, and he rides a Harely weeeeeeeeeeee


Where's laurell??????  Come out, come out, where ever you are Ms laurell... there's lots of fun to be had. [sm=mrpuffy.gif]
girly




lusciouslips19 -> RE: WIN Asherdelampyr (1/19/2008 6:04:55 PM)


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You are so smart luscious!  I must say, Sir is incredible with the camera MM, maybe He should be there to capture the fun. And btw luscious, just the thought of Sir there directing my actions makes me do that wiggle we've talked about. LOL


If they are there with us, it aint cheatin, right?




sexyred1 -> RE: WIN Asherdelampyr (1/19/2008 6:08:36 PM)

Ooh!! Can we start a weekly auction for younger men? I think that would be quite delicious....[8D]




girlygurl -> RE: WIN Asherdelampyr (1/19/2008 6:56:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

Ooh!! Can we start a weekly auction for younger men? I think that would be quite delicious....[8D]


Woooo Hooooo SR is here, now let the real bidding begin [:D]

You're right luscious.... if they're with us it's not cheating. 

girly




Asherdelampyr -> RE: WIN Asherdelampyr (1/19/2008 7:19:35 PM)

This is just getting funner by the minute




MissMagnolia -> RE: WIN Asherdelampyr (1/19/2008 7:26:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m18.gif[/image]umm...MM, i have my attorney on the phone, and he assures me i do not have to participate in 4 hour extravaganza...however....if you promise to shoot me in complimentary lighting, i'm sure something can be arranged...also, i'll need a bowl of red M&Ms, and i think i speak for luscious when i say we should get billing and approval for all scenes...and can you please see if any Doms over 45 are available for my scenes?Serious Daddy issues....


Oh pppftt. Yes I said PFFFTTTT to your attorney!! He's the one doing the scenery changes!!

For the shy participants, we will be allowing careful draping of the area's you don't want on show, including faces if necessary. However, if you choose this option, you get NO M&M's at the after party. So stop spoiling everyone elses fun and nude up!!




Asherdelampyr -> RE: WIN Asherdelampyr (1/19/2008 7:32:47 PM)

I wanna join... I do need no stinkin draping




MissMagnolia -> RE: WIN Asherdelampyr (1/19/2008 7:41:54 PM)

Shut up Ash. You can't join in, we're auctioning you off!!!




MissMagnolia -> RE: WIN Asherdelampyr (1/19/2008 7:43:45 PM)

OK OK, don't start sooking ya big wuss. You can join in, but only if laurell, lips and I can tie you up.[:D]




girlygurl -> RE: WIN Asherdelampyr (1/19/2008 7:52:03 PM)

Weeeeeeee Asher is here!  MM what about me? can't I join in the fun when tieing him up? pulease [:D]

girly




Asherdelampyr -> RE: WIN Asherdelampyr (1/19/2008 7:52:18 PM)

maybe...
Edit to add: And Im not really here, just checkin my mail and stuff before I hop in the shower




girlygurl -> RE: WIN Asherdelampyr (1/19/2008 8:02:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

maybe...
Edit to add: And Im not really here, just checkin my mail and stuff before I hop in the shower



What?  "Hop in the shower" hold the phone!  Got your camera handy Asher?  I think a shower pic would go nicely on your profile... hey, I'm just sayin. [8D]

girly




MissMagnolia -> RE: WIN Asherdelampyr (1/19/2008 8:08:03 PM)

OK OK you can come too gurly. Sheesh, this poor guys going to be buried under a mass of writhing, naked and hot women. And we know you'd hate that, right Ash?




Asherdelampyr -> RE: WIN Asherdelampyr (1/19/2008 8:08:23 PM)

maybe... we'll see

Yeah... hate... sure...




girlygurl -> RE: WIN Asherdelampyr (1/19/2008 8:14:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia

OK OK you can come too gurly. Sheesh, this poor guys going to be buried under a mass of writhing, naked and hot women. And we know you'd hate that, right Ash?


Woooo Hooooo!  Thank you MM!!!! Happy lilslut! [sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif][sm=mrpuffy.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif]

girly




sunshinemiss -> RE: WIN Asherdelampyr (1/19/2008 8:51:26 PM)

Ok, I want in...

here's what I got:
Buxom, verrrrrrrry submissive non-Asian gal living in Asia (learning all the secrets of the Orient) offers the following:  this one has been to the jungles of Central America and the villages of the Andes Mountains, learning the wisdom and secrets of ancient societies.   There is a closet full of 2 kinds of blouses - turtlenecks for hiding bites and low cut wispy blouses for showing off the bites.  This one is a goddess worshipping, moon night praying, deviant, bisexual who dances nude under the stars just for fun while playing a drum made of wood from an ancient tree struck down by lightning one winter night, covered by goat skin from an animal she raised from the bottle until it died saving little Incan children from sure death at a ravine.  I will step into Your web and offer all that I have, hoping only to bare my soul, bear my body, bare my neck to You... and give You the wisdom of the ages from around the world - philosophical, existential, intellectual, and of course... physical.

*smoothes down my hair and bats my eyelashes.




MissMagnolia -> RE: WIN Asherdelampyr (1/19/2008 8:58:08 PM)

Yes sunshine, but I've got writhing, sexy, oiled up women and a porn movie. I mean, c'mon.........................




sunshinemiss -> RE: WIN Asherdelampyr (1/19/2008 9:07:56 PM)

Yes, my darling Miss Magnolia, but at the end of the day, your sluts will go home, and he will have only memories... With MY bid, he will have many days, many sluts, and memories that only the HOTLIEST of Domlies get....on mulitiple continents, in multiple languages...

um .. unless we could, you know, combine and make an instructional video and make a lot of money and stuff... *not to be crass or nothing....




MissMagnolia -> RE: WIN Asherdelampyr (1/19/2008 9:15:24 PM)

Sluts? How dare you? My girls are not sluts!!

oops, hang on, I think they might be.[sm=lol.gif]

Well, we DO have the gorgeous bear making a quid being the door bitch. And I SPOSE we could call it an "educational" video and charge porn movie prices. And of course Ash need never know that we're making a lot of money selling a video of his bum waving around in the air, dripping in hot women. And the hot women dripping in hot men. I need another word for dripping, don't I?

Well maybe, but ultimately this comes down to Laurell. She's the one holding the auction. We'll have to wait till she comes back for the final judging.




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