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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/22/2008 8:39:17 PM

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"What bleeds for five days and doesn't die? You!"

"Just wait, you get another one next month...!"

If my maxis or tampons said either of these I don't know what I'd do....after the "WTF!" shock wore off, I'll probably call all my girlfriends and tell them, then they'll tell others and so one... then that company will need to buy a few new servers to deal with the email coming their way. But, I also think that laughter might be a result.....but the attack will still commence.

"PMS - Pour Me a Shot!", "Yes, men are the cause", "Just let it flow", "We've got you covered", "Panty Savers", "Wish we could be more help...", "Let us share your burden".... Hell I don't know if there is a right slogan, my mind changes during that time, up becomes down, left is right, Men are unfeeling, evil demons that STILL want a piece of ass....

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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/22/2008 10:46:48 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: NaiveTempest

quote:

ORIGINAL: rubberpet

"What bleeds for five days and doesn't die? You!"

"Just wait, you get another one next month...!"

If my maxis or tampons said either of these I don't know what I'd do....after the "WTF!" shock wore off, I'll probably call all my girlfriends and tell them, then they'll tell others and so one... then that company will need to buy a few new servers to deal with the email coming their way. But, I also think that laughter might be a result.....but the attack will still commence.

"PMS - Pour Me a Shot!", "Yes, men are the cause", "Just let it flow", "We've got you covered", "Panty Savers", "Wish we could be more help...", "Let us share your burden".... Hell I don't know if there is a right slogan, my mind changes during that time, up becomes down, left is right, Men are unfeeling, evil demons that STILL want a piece of ass....

Not true, we still loving and horney and we are willing to tolerate the blood and mess.

I would have sinpped instead of doing the bold but didn't want anything sharp around here right now.

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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/22/2008 10:55:48 PM

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I like the PMS chocolate, keep the wrappers, when you have 1000 have a weekend away with the surviving male!

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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/24/2008 3:29:54 PM

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I guess I'd rather see the damn thing say the heppy period thing than every time I had to use one, it said "Well, we know YOU"RE not gettin any!!!"

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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/24/2008 4:42:36 PM

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[Take advantage of your one week, "bitch," pass!]

i love it!

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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/24/2008 5:55:36 PM

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lol! you ladies are great

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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/25/2008 4:52:02 PM

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Ya' know... if you 'ladies' would just put a tampon or napkin[that kind] on the table the day before it starts, you could probably have the house to yourself for a week.

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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/25/2008 8:12:10 PM

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Ya' know... if you 'ladies' would just put a tampon or napkin[that kind] on the table the day before it starts, you could probably have the house to yourself for a week.

But wheres the fun in that? Mind you I am bitchy 24/7 so Diesel never has any clue until I say something that he should be EXTRA careful with the BS he spouts regularly.

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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/25/2008 8:17:05 PM

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Mine just ended, and one that came to mind in the throes of cramps so bad I had to leave school early was "damn it, Eve!" and "He said stay away from the apples!". I'm not religious, but some might like that.

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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/25/2008 8:18:52 PM

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Ya' know... if you 'ladies' would just put a tampon or napkin[that kind] on the table the day before it starts, you could probably have the house to yourself for a week.

I'm thinking someone is seriously not paying attention if they need THAT big of a clue.

Cali
(the 48 hour advance onset of rapid mood swings should tell ya sumthin')

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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/25/2008 8:26:14 PM

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"Speak softly and carry a BIG stick"

"One more reason to get interested in blood play"

"Remember a Lady does not Maim. She inflicts massive amounts of bodily harm"

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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/25/2008 8:43:30 PM

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"We knew a vampire named Mabel
Whose periods were rather unstable.
One night, at full moon
She sat, with a spoon.
And drank herself under the table."

E.

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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/25/2008 9:06:58 PM

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ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

"Almost makes you look forward to menopause doesn't it?"

Yeah, the cost of tampons and maxipads are not cheap!

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RE: Maxi pad sayings - 1/26/2008 9:07:43 AM

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More phrases:

"Inspected for quality by #271"
"Please do not use these as miniature light sabers when play fighting with other girls. Avoid singing into your unopened tampon as if it were a microphone, it is a choking hazard. Please do not refer to the string as a 'rip cord'."
"BREED RESPONSIBLY."
"Maxi Party(tm) edition - there's a Party in your pants!"

Sorry, best I could do.

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