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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/23/2008 12:04:23 PM   
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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/23/2008 12:17:39 PM   
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Status: offline 		oh Great and Powerful God of Cookiedom, is blashphemy to hope that You might have a diet friendly cookie recipe? if so(or if not... i'm not actually sure how to phrase this. i mean do you reference the first or second part of the sentence. is there a god of grammer around here somewhere?) could You please please pretty please post it?
thanks,
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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/23/2008 12:24:36 PM   
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FAT FREE COOKIES 2 c. quick oats
2 1/2 tsp. baking powder
2/3 c. Karo dark corn syrup or sorghum molasses (not blackstrap molasses)
2 c. flour
1/4 tsp. salt
2 egg whites or 1/2 c. Second Nature
2 tsp. vanilla
1 1/3 c. sugar
2 c. raisins or dried fruitSpray cookie sheet with Mazola No Stick spray. In large bowl combine flour, sugar, oats, baking powder and salt. Add egg whites, corn syrup and vanilla. Stir until dry ingredients are moistened. Drop by teaspoonfuls onto cookie sheets. Bake 350 degrees 11 to 12 minutes or until set. Cool.


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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/23/2008 12:26:06 PM   
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oh Great and Powerful God of Cookiedom, is blashphemy to hope that You might have a diet friendly cookie recipe? if  not, could You please please pretty please post it?
thanks,
angy

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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/23/2008 12:41:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		so You're the God of Cookiedom and the God of Grammer too? that is so awesome! one stop shopping! thanks for the recipe, i'll have to try it soon!
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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/23/2008 12:54:49 PM   
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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/23/2008 1:15:01 PM   
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ORIGINAL: angylec

so You're the God of Cookiedom and the God of Grammer too? that is so awesome! one stop shopping! thanks for the recipe, i'll have to try it soon!
angy



BLASPHEMY!!!

You may be the God of Cookiedom... BUT I AM THE GODDESS OF GRAMMAR!!!!

Do not anger me with your dangling participles and prepositions at the end of the sentence!

I will blast YOU oh Cookie God with a stream of interrogatives and imperatives that will make that hair of yours curl to tight masses.

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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/23/2008 1:15:53 PM   
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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/23/2008 1:18:21 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

I didnt even understand that.... so it must be true!!!


Good.  Now kiss my adj +ly = adv and we will be at peace, war will be thwarted.

*...and throw in a couple of boxes of chocolate dipped, orange cookies, and all will be forgiven.


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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/23/2008 1:23:49 PM   
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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/23/2008 1:35:24 PM   
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Oh wonderful and great cookie god....

What is the ultimate cookie recipe for someone who cant have flour, eggs, milk, or chocolate? I miss cookies.


May the cookie god bless, and ghita enjoy, these humble offerings:
 
NO FLOUR OATMEAL COOKIES
1 c. brown sugar
1 c. white sugar
1 c. shortening (not oil)
1 c. crunch peanut butter
2 eggs (use substitute)
2 tsp. soda
1 tsp. vanilla
5 c. oatmeal
 
Cream sugars and shortening. Add eggs, peanut butter and rest of ingredients. Make into balls and press down. Bake in 350 degree oven. 
MONSTER COOKIES (No Flour)
6 eggs (use substitute)
2 c. brown sugar
2 c. white sugar
2 sticks butter
9 c. oatmeal
4 tsp. soda
3 c. peanut butter
6 oz. nuts or Reeses Pieces...heck, use both
Mix all. Drop by tablespoon far apart. Bake 12-15 minutes at 350 degrees.  Salted Cashew-Crunch Cookies 8 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened
3/4 cup granulated sugar
1 large egg (surely you know the drill by now)
1 teaspoon vanilla
2 cups old-fashioned rolled oats, ground for 30 seconds in a food processor
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon baking powder
2 cups salted coarsely chopped cashews
extra-fine salt (I used the Diamond Crystal brand for this)

Preheat oven to 350

In a large mixing bowl, cream together butter and sugar. Beat in egg until combined and then mix in vanilla.

In a medium bowl, whisk together ground oats, salt and baking powder. Add to the creamed mixture and stir just until combined. Fold in the cashews.

Using a tablespoon cookie scoop, drop the dough onto parchment lined baking sheets. Sprinkle each ball of dough with a light coated of extra-fine salt. Use your fingers to gently flatten the dough to about 3/8" thick.

Bake until the cookies are light golden, about 12 to 14 minutes. Remove from the oven and let the cookies cool on the baking sheet.

No Flour, No Sugar, Almond Cookies
1 1/4 cups almond meal / flour (ground almonds)
1 cup Splenda (or other sugar substitute that you can bake with)
1 egg (same song, different recipe)
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/4 tsp cinnamon
2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp vanilla extract
1/4 cup butter -- softened
1/8 cup Splenda crush for dusting

Preheat oven to 350°F-180°C.
Mix almond flour with Splenda, baking powder, nutmeg, and cinnamon, sifting until well mixed.
In a separate bowl, lightly beat egg and then mix well with extracts and softened butter.
Add to dry ingredients and mix really well.
Form dough into 24 small balls and space evenly on two ungreased cookie sheets (most cookie sheets will hold 12 cookies - 4 rows of three - very evenly.) Press moderately to flatten to a silver-dollar pancake size. If you choose, sprinkle liberally with granulated splenda , just as you would traditional "sugar" cookies.
Bake for approximately 8 minutes at 350°F-180°C.
They will slide right off the cookie sheet.
Cool 5 minutes before eating. 
Gotta have cookies-
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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/23/2008 2:17:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		I ask the God of Cookiedom, in all his expertise, if there is a decent recipie for a cookie which combines the sensual taste of chocolate with the tangy flavour of orange. If such a recipie exists, where could I get a copy?

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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/23/2008 2:35:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oh Cookie God, I am in agreement that Pumpkin Chocolate Chip cookies RAWK!! I have a different recipie for mine though. Here it is: 1/2 Cup Margarine
                                   1 1/2 Cup Sugar
                                   1 Egg
                                   1 Cup Pumpkin
                                   1 Teaspoon Vanilla
                                   2 1/2 Cups Flour
                                   1 Teaspoon Baking Powder
                                   1 Teaspoon Baking Soda
                                   1/2 Teaspoon Salt
                                   1 Teaspoon Nutmeg
                                   1 1/2 Teaspoon Cinnamon
                                   1 Bag Chocolate Chips
 
Cream margarine and sugar until light and fluffy, beat in egg, pumpkin and vanilla. Sift flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, nutmeg and cinnamon. Beat into wet ingredients. Drop onto greased or non-stick cookie sheet. Bake at 350 for 15 minutes or until light brown. Cool on pan for 2 minutes then move to cooling rack.
                                  

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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/23/2008 3:10:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

I ask the God of Cookiedom, in all his expertise, if there is a decent recipie for a cookie which combines the sensual taste of chocolate with the tangy flavour of orange. If such a recipie exists, where could I get a copy?
Here you are:
2 3/4 cups flour 3/4 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon fresh, grated orange rind 1 cup margarine, melted 1/2 cup sugar 1 cup packed brown sugar 2 eggs 1 teaspoon orange extract 2 tablespoons fresh squeezed orange juice 3 ounces premium quality dark chocolate, coarsely chopped
  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
  2. In a medium bowl combine flour, baking soda, salt and grated orange rind.
  3. Mix well and set aside.
  4. In a large bowl blend sugars with electric mixer at medium speed.
  5. Add melted margarine and beat well to combine.
  6. Add eggs, orange extract and orange juice, and beat well.
  7. Add flour mixture, blending just until combined.
  8. Stir in chocolate chunks.
  9. Drop by tablespoons onto foil lined cookie sheets, 1 1/2" apart.
  10. Bake for 12-15 minutes until cookies are slightly brown along edges.
  11. Transfer cookies to a rack to cool.
Thank you to everyone who submitted recipies :P


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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/23/2008 3:15:30 PM   
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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/23/2008 3:24:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		Dear Master God Grand PooBah of Cookiedom -

Will you make bake and cook for me please?  I am getting tired of Lean Cuisine and Trader Joe's....

I will pay with sexual favors.

Thank you,

Hungry in D.C.

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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/23/2008 3:25:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oh God of Cookiedom, i have two questions....
1. Why when i make soft yummy cookies (okay, well that's a lie...But, why when i have someone else make soft yummy cookies) do they never stay soft?
2. Why when i go to the cupboard looking for cookies are there never any in there?


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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/23/2008 3:40:15 PM   
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Well you see, when a Mommie cookie and a daddy cookie love each other very much... they kidnap a baker...


You crack me up! LOL!

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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/23/2008 3:40:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum

Dear Master God Grand PooBah of Cookiedom -

Will you make bake and cook for me please?  I am getting tired of Lean Cuisine and Trader Joe's....

I will pay with sexual favors.

Thank you,

Hungry in D.C.
I will bake yes, cook, almost never...


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RE: Ask The CookieGod! - 1/23/2008 3:42:45 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kalista07

Oh God of Cookiedom, i have two questions....
1. Why when i make soft yummy cookies (okay, well that's a lie...But, why when i have someone else make soft yummy cookies) do they never stay soft?
2. Why when i go to the cupboard looking for cookies are there never any in there?

Both of your questions have the same answer. To teach you that the best things in life are meant to be enjoyed as quickly as possible...

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