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Asherdelampyr -> Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 1:25:22 AM)

I have gotten many questions and as such now provide a forum for them. Here you may ask me, The God of Cookiedom all those cookie-related questions that have been rattling around your skull for ages now!



Honsoku -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 1:35:21 AM)

What is your relationship status with the cookie monster? Ie. is he your servant, worshiper, arch-nemesis, etc?



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 1:39:14 AM)

Exellent question... The Cookie Monster is my head missionary, and personal servant



Aylee -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 3:18:27 AM)

Why can't I find those Danish Butter Cookies all year around, instead of just at Christmas?



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 3:19:43 AM)

You can, you just have to look in the right place



Aylee -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 3:24:36 AM)

And the right place would be. . .?



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 3:28:13 AM)

The internet



Aileen1968 -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 3:28:53 AM)

You may be a cookie god, but can you supply Thin Mints? 



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 3:31:56 AM)

My missionaries.. the Girl Scouts, can!
And I am the cookie god, not just a cookie god! :P



sunshinemiss -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 4:04:30 AM)

ok... Oh godly one... Cookie God... I have a question..

what is up with all these baby cookies.. the little tiny ones?  How did all these cookies start procreating? 

Inquiring minds want to know.



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 4:16:53 AM)

Well you see, when a Mommie cookie and a daddy cookie love each other very much... they kidnap a baker...



vampiresscammy -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 4:28:23 AM)

oh Cookie God, why can I only get monster cookies at our local Farmers Market, why are they not mass produced so I can find them elsewhere? Are they soooo good people might get addicted?



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 4:31:21 AM)

Well you see, if you mass produce something it loses its specialness... In order to keep them special, they must have a certain amount of rareness about them. By the Way, tell Dan the baker I said hi!



divi -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 4:32:26 AM)

I so wish I had a girl scout cookie connection



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 4:34:21 AM)

Find a local Mommies group (they are sprouting everywhere) One of them will probably have a girl scout, then just pay her a dollar extra a box, and you will always be the first person on your block to get Girl Scout Cookies!



DesFIP -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 7:24:31 AM)

I'm still waiting for you to post the pumpkin choc chip recipe.



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 7:26:05 AM)

Here is the recipe for the most holy of sacrements
PUMPKIN CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES 1 c. pumpkin
3/4 c. sugar
1/2 c. oil
1 egg
2 c. flour
2 tsp. baking powder
1 tsp. cinnamon
1/2 tsp. salt
1 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. milk
1 c. chocolate chips
1 tsp. vanilla
Nuts (optional)Dissolve baking soda in milk; set aside. In large bowl add pumpkin, sugar, oil, and egg; stir. Add flour, baking powder, cinnamon, salt and baking soda mixture. Mix well. Stir in chocolate chips and vanilla. Spoon onto cookie sheet. Bake at 375 degrees 10 to 12 minutes or until done.



DesFIP -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 7:27:10 AM)

Wow, that was quick! Thanks.



Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 7:27:44 AM)

Yes, now go and spread the word...



vampiresscammy -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 7:29:40 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

Find a local Mommies group (they are sprouting everywhere) One of them will probably have a girl scout, then just pay her a dollar extra a box, and you will always be the first person on your block to get Girl Scout Cookies!


I can never find girl scout cookies either, and our local mommies group runs screaming when they see me ............. soemthing about my fangs and wearing all black they had some problem with.......... you shuld make them avaialable online to order or something



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